Women’s Dictionary
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Men’s Dictionary
Fine = If I give it will shut your yapper.
Five Minutes = Five Minutes
Nothing = Nothing
Go ahead = Go ahead … Just leave me alone
**Sigh** = Some please kill me I can’t take her any more
That’s Ok = That’s Ok
Thanks = Thanks
Thanks A lot = See Woman’s Dictionary, but it will be followed by forgetting about it in 5 minutes.
FINE, 5 minutes, (rubbish), nothing, go ahead and sigh is from trouble; thats O.K. until the back breaks and smells of sweat stains the suit. Ok, wonder why the raspberries taste soul good after soaked in vodka, its danger before, after and presently reporting……more ["Women's Dictionary"]=======H#O#T#f1o1r1#W#1O#1R#1D#1S#1=======
This episode was great, your eyes and pictures looked great
On the same note as this HotForWords dictionary, here is more regarding what women may write about themselves.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish really means 49
Adventurous really means Slept with everyone
Athletic really means Small breasts
Average looking really means Ugly
Beautiful really means Pathological liar
Contagious smile really means Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure really means On medication
Feminist really means Fat
Free spirit really means Junkie
Friendship first really means Former very “friendly” person
Fun really means Annoying
New Age really means Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded really means Desperate
Outgoing really means Loud and embarrassing
Passionate really means Sloppy drunk
Professional really means Bitch
Voluptuous really means Very fat
Large frame really means Hugely fat
Wants soul mate really means Stalker
That is beautiful…
Word request for “Hug”, “Huggermugger”,”Cuddle”,”Spooning”
In this HFW Women’s Dictionary, the definitions indicate much about women beyond the humor in the dictionary. Pull out the exaggerations that make it humorous and welcome to the Men’s Conundrum (can’t live with them and can’t live without them). Generally speaking ….
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The definitions indicate women sometimes use words different than men emotionally. Research indicates that female thought processing can be quite different. Excerpts from the bestseller The Female Brain (Louann Brizendine M.D. 2006) include “Our distinct female and male brain operating systems are mostly compatible and adept, but they perform and accomplish the same goals and tasks using different circuits” (p4&5). So our brains are wired differently.
While the Wemen’s Dictionary definitions indicate much peril for men, what is the real danger to men? “The principal hub of both emotion and memory formation – the hippocampus – is also larger in the female brain, as is the circuitry for language and observing emotion.” (p5) Women have more emotional brainware than men. Duh. “… once her faster verbal circuits get going, they cause her to to unleash a barrage of angry words that a man can’t match.” (p131) Yikes. Women have men outgunned in a verbal firefight.
Do women really want to fight? “… girls are motivated-on a molecular and a neurological level-to ease and even prevent social conflict. Maintaining the relationship at all costs is the female brain’s goal.” (p40) “The female brain has a far more negative alert reaction to relationship conflict and rejection than does the male brain. Men often enjoy interpersonal conflict and competition; they even get a positive boost from it. (p41) While men can enjoy a good fight, more likely a fight with a woman won’t be good.
“In women, conflict is more likely to set in motion a cascade of negative chemical reactions, creating feelings of stress, upset, and fear. Just the thought that there might be a conflict will be read by the female brain as threatening the relationship, and bring with it the real concern that the next conversation …will be their last.” (p41). So women don’t want to threaten a relationship.
“the female brain developed an additional step in processing and avoiding conflict and anger” , a series of circuits that hijack the emotion and chew on it. ” (p130) So men have some time to disarm women before a fight.
Can a lame excuse, a logical lie, or baffling the buxom with bull.. pre-empt an ambush? “Women know things about the people around them … at a gut level. Gut feelings are not just free-floating emotional states but actual physical sensations that convey meaning to certain areas in the brain. Some of this increased gut feeling may have to do with the number of cells available in a woman’s brain to track body sensations. The areas of the brain that track gut feelings are larger and more sensitive in the female brain … overall, the female brain is gifted at quickly assessing the thoughts, beliefs, and intentions of others, based on the smallest hints.” (p120-121) Thus her gut feelings know your real thoughts and mere words won’t work.
At the gut level, is there a silver bullet that will keep the peace? “oxytocin is naturally released in the brain after a twenty-second hug from a partner-sealing the bond between the huggers and triggering the brain’s trust circuits.” (p68) “In both males and females, oxytocin causes relaxation, fearlessness, bonding, and contentment with each other. And to maintain its effects long-term, the brain’s attachment system needs repeated, almost daily activation through oxytocin stimulated by closeness and touch.” (p72) Mercy, hugs help hugely!
i really like this video it really lets a guy who is not so smart in the way of understanding a woman i have heard almost all of these expressions before and i have learned the hard way to just keep my mouth shut and not to piss off a woman you sleep with
*sigh* for me pleeeeeaaaassssee.
Woooo, no *sigh* yet.
That´s a nice one, I had hard nights thinking of the result………..
thanx much for this lesson. it has helped me alot.
This video made me smile.
Dear teacher
The most important and interesting lesson I assist! Thank you ! It’s a bit complex, I’m gonna watch it a second time.
Amicalement
Your devoted student
Don Felipe Gonzales the curious
This Video started it all for me.I was captivated as it were & like driving past an accident scene, I couldn’t look away. Bad analagy I know but what is it about you that fascinates people
This is still my favorite video to show people (If I’m not bragging about the teachers’ pet in the GOLF vid 
) . So be proud of the body of work you’ve done so far. Is it stil fun for you? Hope so.
I think this may be your best lession.
do all woman have a Woman’s Dictionary?
I’ve actually gotten in trouble from the women in my life for knowing all of these “ploys”, they get exacerbated from attempting to lull me into a corner, no one expects the male English major attack
Argh! Plagiarism!
Or did you invent this…? Hmmm, interesting..
Does etedrania(I know that it is spelled wrong but I spelled it phoneticly) really mean rubbish?Why Don’t women use words literally like men do you tend to only use them with a emotional “connotation”.?Please look up phonetic(Spelling the way it sounds) where it comes from.