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Women’s Dictionary 2

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Posted on August 27, 2007 · Filed Under Lessons 

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  1. xwpx shadow on June 19th, 2008 6:37 pm

    once again, very helpful. now i dont get into as much trouble :smile:

  2. mmmtea82 on May 18th, 2008 7:28 am

    I feel sorry for some men trying to navigate this stuff…
    I’m nice and say exactly what I mean, so as to avoid confusion. But men still assume I’m trying to trick them. How can I win? :???: We’re not all high-maintenance, I promise!!!

  3. cesdavis on May 13th, 2008 5:50 pm

    A darthsheen propose. I hear myself as the child was it vegeance of the knowlege castle. The spirit does not follow time with specifications. Earth barters to man that languages present themselves in a zoo least the boast after being decapitated of the taxation. So they defiled the zoo with bronze to lead a nation. The gold must be silent to have spoken a value. These are my processors and my life is not there to be wealthy? What is there numbers!

  4. okay4now on April 20th, 2008 1:24 pm

    :arrow: TEACHER short changed it here: “Honey, we need to talk.” Means, she’s already hashed a few things over with her friends & together they have gotten them down to some very fine, very sharp points with open ended conclusions.

    Now, when she finally ‘discusses’ these with you, since she ‘loves’ you, she’ll be subtle even a little obscure and IT IS YOUR JOB to guess (with complete exactitude) each sharp little point, and then come up with some modified, compromised conclusions and as your doing this be ready to hear, “You haven’t been listening.” And, you will get that stare that tells you that you are soooooo stupid. :oops:

  5. 3215121 on April 12th, 2008 1:32 am

    is there a Teacher’s dictionary?
    cos’ i wan tto know what will the teacehr do if i do something wrong

  6. rosuhman4647 on March 27th, 2008 12:45 pm

    I would like more womans dictionary please. i really learned alot!!

  7. pifher2013 on March 11th, 2008 2:33 pm

    Hi Marina
    can u make more video about Women’s Dictionary because its help us guys and we need to know more of these words
    thank you from your # 1 fan pifher2013
    p.s.your hot

  8. jamesmitchell1986 on February 26th, 2008 1:34 am

    What about “We” need to talk.

  9. prospero811 on February 25th, 2008 8:40 am

    Hi Marina,

    I hadn’t seen the women’s dictionary before. I have learned, over the course of decades of dealing with women, many such lessons. Your summary of the few major ones will go a long way to helping some of your younger students in avoiding many relationship land mines.

    Tangential to your Women’s Dictionary lessons, you may want to explore how many words have different meanings in “Woman-speak” than they do in “Man-speak.” Here are some examples:

    Butt (but) n.
    Woman-Speak: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.”
    Man-speak: An organ, the primary function of which is to moon, and secondarily is to make noises for purely entertainment purposes.

    Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
    Woman-Speak: A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Man-Speak: Trying not to hit on other women while in the presence of a significant one..

    Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Woman-Speak: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
    Man-Speak: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

    Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Woman-Speak: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Man-speak: Anything with a ball, a six pack, or three stooges.

    Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.
    Woman-Speak: An Embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Man-Speak: A source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding, and when presented in “Dutch Oven” fashion, an humorous expression of love for one’s significant other.

    Glass Ceiling (glas see-ling) n.
    Woman-Speak: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
    Man-Speak: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

    Making Love (may-king luv) n.
    Woman Speak: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Man Speak: What men have to call “f$$%ing” in order to get women to do it.

    Remote Control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Woman-Speak: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Man-Speak: A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

    Taste (tayst) v.
    Woman-Speak: Something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure it’s good.
    Man-Speak: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad prior to tossing it out.

    Thingy (thing-ee) n.
    Woman-Speak: Any part under a car’s hood.
    Man-Speak: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

    Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Woman-Speak: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
    Man-Speak: Playing ball without a cup.

    Wants and Needs (wontz and needz) n.
    Woman-Speak: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
    Man-Speak: Food, sex and beer.

  10. jcnick on February 24th, 2008 1:52 pm

    “Please Miss, can we have a ‘Woman’s Dictionary 3′!”

    Your sexy, beautiful, sensuous and you have gotten more confident in your presentation now!

    May all your dreams come true!

    Your loving student: jcnick.

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