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1. lostforwords on July 2nd, 2008 9:40 pm

   Women want to be desired. You of all people know that! That’s women’s power over men. Men only think about the pleasure they will get personally from sex (narcissism right? they might as well jerk off!) And women want to be desired by every man, that’s why being treated as a means to an end is so galling. It offends a woman’s narcissism. So there is a common denominator here: narcissism…. what’s the solution? I have some ideas….

2. lostforwords on July 2nd, 2008 9:30 pm

   While there is an element (large) in what you say, Marina, do I detect a note of bitterness and misandry (there’s an interesting and little used word to talk about) in what your dictionary? Come to think of it, I had the same impression about your women’s dictionaries too.

   I think the point here is not that men want to have sex; it’s that what women object to is that having sex is all they want. Wanting sex per se is surely no crime; I think it’s safe to say that both men and women want it. However, it’s assumed that for men there is no emotional component at all. Looks like you think that’s true all around, all the time. A point one might discuss….

   lostforwords

   lostforwords replied on July 2nd, 2008 9:31 pm:

   damm…an element OF TRUTH I meant to say.

   I wish you could edit posts after you post them. You can do that on some fora.

3. donfelipegonzales on May 13th, 2008 3:50 pm

   Dear teacher
   Very interesting opinion about men’s thoughts! I am amazed to see that you know Gunther and the sunshine girls, I didn’t know it was a world wide phenomenon.
   Amicalement
   Your devoted student
   Don Felipe Gonzales, theGunther&thesunshinegirlsfanatic

4. headwaves on May 13th, 2008 3:03 pm

   Very funny video! In Frasier Daphne says to Frasier “Don’t tell me you men have never used sex to get what you want!” Frasier responds “How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want!”

   Apologies to Frasier writers if I didn’t quite get the quotes right!

   x for teacher x

   PS Very funny comment from marinas morris too! Well worth a read!

5. marinas morris on February 11th, 2008 12:11 pm

   I can’t believe that no-one rated or posted a reply to this!
   What a sad crowd of humourless %!”%!$£s!

   Anyway, I just received an email from a former work colleague, a divorcee whose opinion of men is dominated by a love/hate frame of mind, so I thought I would revive this video to bring a little piquancy to Valentines Day and, I hope it will not induce a fit of pique in too many of my fellow men.

   The Why’s of Men
   1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
   (because they are plugged into a genius)

   2. WHY DON’T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
   (they don’t have enough time)

   3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
   (they don’t stop to ask directions)

   4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
   (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

   (You’re laughing, aren’t you?!?!)

   5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
   (so they won’t hump women’s legs at cocktail parties )

   6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
   (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

   7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
   (don’t know, it never happened)

   ( C’mon guys, they laugh at our blonde jokes!)

   And finally

   8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
   (because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn)

   Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart…Then you are just an old sour puss !

   One for the ladies

   One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt . Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”
   “It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”
   He yelled back, ” University of Oklahoma .”

   And they say blondes are dumb…
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   A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
   “I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.”
   The woman replies, “I’ll miss you…”

   It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he stepped out of the shower . ” Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?”
   “Probably that I married you for your money,” she replied.

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   Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
   A: A rumour

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   Dear Lord,
   I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll beat him to death.
   AMEN

   ——————————————————————————————————————————— -
   Q: Why do little boys whine?
   A: They are practising to be men.
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   Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
   A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

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   Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
   A: Rename the mail folder “Instruction Manual.”

   Hope at least the girls will enjoy the above

   Bob