Archive for January, 2008

Capricious

Women are like goats?? Huh? Wha?

Gossip

Is Gossip a new word? Or has it been around for a while?

No Dude Left Behind!

Funny video… as this was my plan right from the start!

Important Announcement!

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”.  This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.  There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”.  This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou;” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Z e drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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Thanks matalexwolf for this important message!

Guess the Word VIII Answer + Video Responses

Here is the answer to the Guess The Word Game 8.. congrats blargsix!

I also include some of your video responses to my question asking for a word that best describes you. Thanks guys and gals.. and keep the video responses and video REQUESTS coming!

Marina

HotForNoises

Sandi Black is so funny! She did this parody of my first video and she is spot on! Try to watch them simultaneously, it’s funny!

Here is my first video…

… and here is her hilarious parody

Sandi Black is so talented!

Flabbergasted!

Where does the word “flabbergasted” come from? It’s a pretty funny sounding word, eh?

Beat Your Wife Legally, huh?

“Rule of Thumb” did the expression really come from an old English law where you could legally beat your wife?

Fox’s Red Eye Show

This was a fun show… and I was PLEASANTLY surprised that my best YouTube buddy in the WHOLE world was also on the show! Michael Buckley from the WhatTheBuckShow!!!! Yeah! It was sooooo much fun!

America! Land of free sex?

Write your answers to other countries (or continents) named after a person here!