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Dear Miss Orlova, Perhaps it was like: Tell about your …

Comment posted Gossip by thoughtonfire.

Dear Miss Orlova,

Perhaps it was like:

Tell about your Godsib.

Godsib?

Oh….blah blah blah…blah blah blah…Godsib…Blah Blah…Blah.

YS,
TOF

Tissue + Sneeze
Dear HotForWords,

When I sneeze it sounds like “bless you”.

YourStudent
ThoughtOnFire

And when other people sneeze I don’t say bless you, because I think sneezes sound like Bless You anyways. Peace.
That’s Gross!
Junk food is Gross.
Jaywalking
That watermelon looks fucking [delicious]. In fact, watermelon has not ever looked better.
Jaywalking
You know that it can.
Jaywalking
Is it still considered jay walking when you are walking in the turning lane for several blocks at a time?
Oh, or pretend to have an invisible car, complete with a driver, a copilot and 2 back seat drivers; is that jaywalking?

Next time an officer gives me a ticket I’ll tell him: can this be redeemed at the arcade?