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DAMN! Looking lovely as ever, Marina. Where can …

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DAMN! Looking lovely as ever, Marina. Where can I get more pics of you like at the end?

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never used the word meh before

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Alaska
Hell yes! Think about all the money that’s made in Alaska from businesses like the fishing industry and oil production. Not to mention exposure to the Inuit culture.

If I had 100 million dollars, I’d: settle all my debts w/ interest due; give my mother $1 million for supporting me while I’ve been unemployed and to finish improving her house, including getting a real security/alarm system installed instead of me staying up all night w/ no social life to speak of; $1 million each to my father, brother and sister, $0.5 mil to my cousin’s family around the corner; put $50 millie into high interest savings accounts in both the Carribean and Swiss banking systems; $500,000 into savings at a credit union; buy 4.5 millie worth of goverment bonds;continue my self education w/ unlimited resources; another $1 million to improve the neighborhood I grew up in and provide some kind of continued education program free to all who are serious about doing so; $1 millie each to the handful of women I’ve had sex with (just in case!); buy back my Grandfather H.’s farm in Michigan, reconstruct the old farmstead w/ modern improvements/ buy my Grandfather B.’s land in the Florida panhandle, build a comfortable cabin w/ state of the art security system so only animals could come and go as they please; then come back to KCMO and buy my own small house in Independence with a 10 ft. privacy fence around the property, a `93 Chevy Silverado pickup w/ off road tires and blackout tinted windows equipped w/ motorized steel cable wench; then throw down for a insane hotel party at Ameristar for all the my so-called friends w/ a $10,000 investment in psychoactive substances and security personell of my own personal choosing. No alcohol allowed inside! Not responsible for resulting rehab “vacations”.
Oh yeah, start buying most of my food at the River Front Farmer’s Market until my second season’s harvest up north. That just about covers it…
Nerd Word of the Day: Weisure
Actually, I prefer the human version of catnip. But I do try to chase them around, climb and jump over stuff. Just don’t always land on my feet, though!
Nerd Word of the Day: Weisure
Watching my two best buddies (my cats Viktor and Pandora) chase each other around the house, make a mess, climb any & everything taller than themselves and getting blitzed on catnip. Of course I join in on their feline games whenever they let me .
Fight or Flight
Practice what I like to call Waking Meditation. First, learn how to meditate the traditional way: pitch black room/single candle/ no interruptions/mantra/etc.(pick up a book on authentic yoga) Second, master the technique that’s best for you and keep the same mantra. When you can induce an “out of body” state w/ little effort, start chanting your mantra in daily stressful situations without going too far. Eyes open(depending on the situation you’re in) and stay in the moment; if you’re in rush hour traffic you don’t want to drift away to the point where you end up holding up traffic or crashing into anything/person, unless you’re just an agent of chaos. One way to do this is to chant along to whatever music might be playing on the radio, if you don’t simply turn it off.
After countless hours of trial and error, this will become second nature to you.

Or you could just drop out of society, withdraw from all human contact, and lock yourself indoors until your mind snaps and you end up giving in to whatever paranoid delusions might plague your world. But don’t be suprised if the county sends you on a long, magical trip to the Cuckoo’s Nest Resort, aka whichever mental institution matches your family’s income level.
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I get goose flesh every time I talk to a beautiful woman such as yourself, Marina. And it ain’t because I’m skerred!