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Styer aug, BAR, springfield 01, colt python, FN …

Comment posted on AK-47 in Russian by oro

styer aug, BAR, springfield 01, colt python, FN FAL, H&K P90, GAU-8/a avenger. I really like that last one, ‘course it’s not shoulder fired…

This video is ironic!
shouldn’t there be a word that means what Ironic is mistaken for meaning? I mean the things mentioned in the song are more than just unfortunate coincidence they have a sad congruence as well. That needs a word if anything does.
Awful and Awesome
you are an awfully pretty [woman], you have awfully [pretty] [eyes]. hows that?
Bar & Pub
a [piece] of [string] walks into a bar, the bartender see him and says “Hey! we don’t serve string here, you’ll have to leave!”. The string goes out, he sees a friend, he has his fiend tie a [knot] in his middle and muss his ends up. The string turns around, walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and asks “Aren’t you that piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago?” The string replys “[frayed] Knot”
Dressed to the Nines
I’ve heard that the expression “Whole 9 yards” was related to the length of belts of .50 caliber ammo, pilots on F4U corsairs would say that to indicate that they were out of bullets.
Left Wing Right Wing
I consider my self to be a [libertarian] I find both [wings] to be [dis][taste][ful]. it seems that the left wing wants to take my [money] but will let me determine my own [morality], while the right wing will let me keep my [dollar]s but wants to [dictate] how I should act.
It [seem]s that there should be a better way, and I would post a link to it if our lovely host would [consent]…