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Dear HotForWords, I went out to eat at an …

Comment posted Fork = Evil by thoughtonfire.

Dear HotForWords,

I went out to eat at an Indian Buffet for lunch today. My dad told me last night he was watching on tv, a show about India. There was this guy who went to India, and he was eating at the Restaurants. One of the best Indian Restaurants in the world, you have to use only your hands.

Your Student,
ThoughtOnFire

thoughtonfire also commented

Dear Marina,

You may have saved my life today! I was eating ice cream right, and I always had used forks! But ever since I saw this video I started using spoons! And then, I got a heart freeze. I had an inkling just then, that if I had used to a fork, I would have had a brain freeze.

YourStudent,
TOF
“There is no Fork.”

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Dear HotForWords,

When I sneeze it sounds like “bless you”.

YourStudent
ThoughtOnFire

And when other people sneeze I don’t say bless you, because I think sneezes sound like Bless You anyways. Peace.
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