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I’m still trying to catch onto the rythm …

Comment posted on The Proof is in the Pudding by wetsuit5

I’m still trying to catch onto the rythm that your snapping your fingers to.
I should stick to wooden spoons on pan lids.

wetsuit5 also commented

I once went the the Aberdeen Proving Grounds.
I met this printer who was driving a tank around (reservist).
I said, “Hey, let’s do a test”.
He asked, “Duh OK, what test you wanna do?”
I said, “Lets see what happens if we shoot this bowl of puddle with the cannon.”
So we did and it splattered all over the place. We cooked it properly thru the tank gun.
I asked, “Humm what did that just prove?”
He said, “I dunno, but let’s eat it anyway, I hungry.”
I said, “No thanks, I’m trying to cut down, I’ll have a sandwich instead, it has less calories.”
Then the tank driver got out and walked over to some nice smelling flowers.
It’s HotForWords and she want’s to do it!!
So I started to walk over and I got darted by a bird and buzzed by the bees.
The first tank guy stood up from his pudding and started to laugh.
I asked, “Hey listen you clown, what are you laughting at?”
He said, “That little thing in you detruncus, there uncle”

Oh, and you should add to the beginning of my story, Once upon a time or No shit this really happened to me.

Did I sum the week up correctly?
Ah, run away Shakespere!!!!
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

(This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

19. Junk is something you’ve kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

25. It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat.

26. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

27. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

37. Your friends love you anyway.

38. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
I’m not doing anything special.
Just “Pushing the Buttons”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyiLSZavS4U&
HotForWords,
In the opening picture,,,What is that you are eating?
Looks good
Fruit on top of cream on top of ,,What?

This homework today is tough as shoe leather, hard as nails.

And I listened to your snapping the fingers, I’m having a hard time picking up your beat. Must be a jazz thing.