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Do you know I’ve got a friend who’s …

Comment posted on Bar & Pub by matalexwolf

Do you know I’ve got a friend who’s fallen in love with two school bags, he’s bisatchel.

A backward poet writes in-verse.
“So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me “Can you give me a lift?”
I said “Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’”
Two cannibals feasting on a clown. One asked the other “Does this taste funny to you?”
Leonard my friend, long time, how are you?
I would love to carry on with all this but you know something, I don’ think I can!

Well, it’s not the news I was waiting for Leonard. See, This morning, I had to visit the doctor again, been having this really bad pain for over a year now!

I said to doctor, “Doc, it really does hurt when I do that”

and you know what the Doc said Leonard?

The doc said “So, don’t do that!”
..a businessman on a visit abroad sent a postcard back to his wife which read: The weather is here. Wish you were lovely!

Gaffe
….may know a little some thing regarding home work; plus this pie tastes, really bad.

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Floating on a raft at sea
lovely legs, go on for ever……..and ever……….and ever…….and forever ever…and some! lucky fishes XO
Amazon Best Seller?
oh, hows good does that strawberry look too……one of luckiest strawberries in the world, ever! so jealous!
Peace and love to you M, more than ever XOXO
Amazon Best Seller?
Hey, on it!! No worries M, you will make the target for sure. Do you sign any copies as would like one or more for presents, thank you.
I love you X
Shrink
M, It IS crazy to think how and what to believe at times! Thinking it was all a game, being played for fun, made to feel good, a small part in a big show, only then to realise that actually, was meant for real!?????! Which is all just too crazy!! For real?????? Really???? Sincerley?? Honestly??
Shocked! Amazed! Lost for words! Wow, such is the power of crazy foolish love, clouded as too far out of this world to be real….right?
So shaking, sinking, stunned, amazed….in absolute shock. Still think its not for real no matter how much one would want a dream to be true……this kinda thing never happens for real, as if its all just a crazy Hollywood play!! Oh boy!

Don’t wish for dreams to turn into nightmares, not now not ever! So crazy!

Looking amazing M, in the south of France.
Missing you loads wishing you peace and love always, XO