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:grin: a cop asked a drunk man where …

Comment posted on Bar & Pub by mattstout

a cop asked a drunk man where his car was and he replied “the last time I saw it ,it was at the end of my godamn keys”

a three legged dog walks into a bar and says”i’m looking for the guy who shot my paw”

Quarterback, Scrimmage and Referee
whats with the glove on your left hand
Lakers
that paticular bone in the arm is called the humurous although when you hit it it is not the least bit funny how it got the name humuruous i,m not sure
Cop Answer
to cop a plea is to devulge certian information to the police or district attorney in oder to get a lighter sentence
Fight or Flight
that was a [dog and pony show]
Caesarean (Cesarean) Section
both myself and my older brother were born as a result of C-section twenty one years later my daughter was born the same way