Comments on: Bar & Pub

By: errol

errol — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:01:25 +0000

Stop me if you have heard this one. A baby seal walks into a club.

By: mattstout

mattstout — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:23:44 +0000

a cop asked a drunk man where his car was and he replied “the last time I saw it ,it was at the end of my godamn keys”

By: mattstout

mattstout — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 13:20:20 +0000

a three legged dog walks into a bar and says”i’m looking for the guy who shot my paw”

By: matalexwolf

matalexwolf — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:47:33 +0000

A backward poet writes in-verse.

By: matalexwolf

matalexwolf — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:45:15 +0000

Do you know I’ve got a friend who’s fallen in love with two school bags, he’s bisatchel.

By: matalexwolf

matalexwolf — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:43:41 +0000

“So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me “Can you give me a lift?”
I said “Sure, you look great, the world’s your oyster, go for it.’”

By: matalexwolf

matalexwolf — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:42:10 +0000

Two cannibals feasting on a clown. One asked the other “Does this taste funny to you?”

By: matalexwolf

matalexwolf — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:15:42 +0000

Leonard my friend, long time, how are you?
I would love to carry on with all this but you know something, I don’ think I can!

Well, it’s not the news I was waiting for Leonard. See, This morning, I had to visit the doctor again, been having this really bad pain for over a year now!

I said to doctor, “Doc, it really does hurt when I do that”

and you know what the Doc said Leonard?

The doc said “So, don’t do that!”

By: leonard

leonard — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:56:54 +0000

matalexwolf: as a random lesson beckens and “like a tale(tail), IT GOES WITH THE HIDE”…thanks for the jokes… I buy you a Beer

…MARINA, can you do the word [hide]…tan my hide, please…{i’m**X**hidden}…

tell me if I’m not acting Up Schlitz Jingle…When you’re out of schlitz, you’re out of beer *****includes picture of “SCHLITZ’s Marina GIRL”

By: oro

oro — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:27:09 +0000

a [piece] of [string] walks into a bar, the bartender see him and says “Hey! we don’t serve string here, you’ll have to leave!”. The string goes out, he sees a friend, he has his fiend tie a [knot] in his middle and muss his ends up. The string turns around, walks back into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and asks “Aren’t you that piece of string that was in here a few minutes ago?” The string replys “[frayed] Knot”