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Subtle and debt …

Comment posted on Silent K by fphs1946

subtle and debt

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The grandfather’s clock was too “large” for the shelf. It doesn’t make sense for it to be too “light” for the shelf.
Cash
Is there a relationship between engine (early spelling “engyne”), gynecology, and gene? All derived from greek (?) meaning woman and all having a sense of “generating.”
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Bar & Pub
oops, someone did the same joke below. I didn’t read the comments until after. sorry.
Bar & Pub
Three ropes walk into a bar. One walks up to the bartender and says; “I’d like a drink.” The bartender asks, “Are you a rope?” The rope replies, “yes.” The bartender says , “Well, get outta here. We don’t serve ropes.”
The next rope walks up to the bartender and says “I’d like a drink.” “Are you a rope,” the bartender asks. “Yes,” the rope replies. “Well, then get outta here, we don’t serve ropes.”

The third rope gets up and goes to the bathroom, pulls out a comb and combs out all his strands; then he makes himself into a loop, draws one end through the loop, and pulls it tight. He walks up to the bartender, “I’d like a drink.” “Are you a rope,” the bartender asks. “I’m afraid not.”

Works better when spoken.