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Miss Orlova, I have yet to live a best …

Comment posted Best Weekend Ever by thoughtonfire.

Miss Orlova,

I have yet to live a best weekend ever.

They always seemed to start at the end of a long week and then on Sunday I still had not done my homework. And now I don’t have a weekend because at work schedules change all the time. I’m actually working this weekend. I work at Walgreens BTW (God where is my Salvation?). At any rate, working on the weekend is more cool then anything I ever did with my young days’ weekends. I am still young so I am praying my life turns around.

Your Student,
TOF

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Dear HotForWords,

When I sneeze it sounds like “bless you”.

YourStudent
ThoughtOnFire

And when other people sneeze I don’t say bless you, because I think sneezes sound like Bless You anyways. Peace.
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