Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
If you’re anything like me, you wait for this day all year long. Well,
thankfully you probably aren’t a lot like me and that’s a good thing.
The Official International Talk Like a Pirate Day website.
Lesson # 1
Talk Like a Pirate Day: The Five A’s
Lesson # 2
How To Talk Like a Pirate
Lesson # 3
Now Try Out Your Singing Pirate Voice: You Are A Pirate (Lazy Town)
Lesson #4
Work On Fighting Technique Against a Ninja
Now you’re well on you way to celebrating International Talk Like a Pirate Day !
Now go and getrr booty you scurvy sea-dogs, before I have you keel-hauled! 
- Captain Jack
Greatest Potential on 
Capman911 on 
star magic on 
The “Pirates of the Caribbean” hip hop video starring Captain Jack Swallows and Sara Underwood as a pirate wench. Hulu.com may not play outside the USA.
Found a YT link not as good quality though aLazy Pirate Day Hip Hop Video
Hip Hop Video again
Blackbeard: Terror At Sea Yarghh!
Aaaaarrr! Shiver me timbers, I just got back from Davey Jones’ locker… and he don’t properly wash his gym shorts. Aaaar!
I mean it really reeks for so many weeks now. He tried covering up the smell with cologne, but without the laundry degergeant… PHEW!
It’s like the smell of the sea mixed in with rum, tar, rotten onions, and it stanks of Nautica and Old Spice. Yaaarrr!
Aaar! Hoist me yardarm and shiver me down! Yaargh!
Whar be the ample and comely wenches eager to
welcome a barnacled soul such as meself? Aarr!
To find a lassy and fill her head with rum and tales
of treasures and pleasures, yaarrr
(…and her little friends, TOO!)
Happy Talk-Lika-Pirate Day! Yo Ho Fo Sho!
I also remember this pirate video I use to have for the PS2 years ago. I think it was called Pirates: The Legend of Black Kat, or something like that. It’s like the Lara Croft or Tomb Raider of pirate games. Except with the added ship battles, instead of only just the character battles, for extra fun. I enjoyed sailing around, upgrading my ship, firing my cannons at enemy ships, and taking over enemy ports, while out in sea.
Pirates: The Legend of Black Kat
Oh, how does that pirate song go again?
“16 heads in a dead man’s chest…
…Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!”
Fifteen men (Bottle of Rum)
Here’show Rosetta Stone teahes pirate talk…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgC1MMiCH_4
evil hard-bitten criminal scum… pirates.
I actually have this song. No I didn’t download it
It’s from the Straight Outta Lynwood album by Weird Al Yankovic.
I liked the songs White and Nerdy, and Trapped In A Drive-Thru
I don’t know if you guys had this tv show years ago, it is called Captain Pugwash. This show was one of few shows that snuck in with funny yet rude character names, such as Master Bates and Roger The Cabin Boy.
http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/graphics/pugwash.jpg Is this Captain Pugwash?
yeah, that’s him alright
Thanks for the link chevolay.Apparently, after reading the article that the picture was in, I learned that the show did not in fact have character names with sexual double entendres.
They had names similar to the ones I mentioned on the previous post. However people misheard the names of a couple of the characters and thought the names were rude
Time for a piratey sing song!!
[Pirates Shanty]
If you haven’t already guessed, I have the Muppet Treasure Island movie in my video collection. You think Im a bit overboard with this pirate thing? I started pirating in 1980. I still have not been captured and tortured for my crimes.
do you fly the Jolly Roger?
oh yeh .. and why is it called the “jolly roger”?
You mean the one in my trousers? Yea I had to go there. Sorry!
But there is some connection to my statement. Read on:
Jolly Roger, a flag supposedly flown bu pirates, consisting of a white skull (and sometimes crossed bones beneath it) on a black background. Another version, a black skeleton on a yellow field, was perhaps a misreading of the flag of Imperial Austria, which during the eighteenth century was used as a flag of convenience by privateers. Its seems that the black flags where sometimes flown by pirates; but there is no hard evidence that the skull and crossbones was.
The word ‘Roger’, from the personal name, Old French ‘Roger’, ‘Rogier’ and Old High German ‘Ruodeger’, ‘Hrodger’, had by 1700 comes to the slang from a penis, and may be figuratively employed in the expression ‘Jolly Roger’. What makes it festive is less easy to conjecture, unless carousing over the spoils. First attested in 1785 in Grose, A Classical Dictionary.
So my Roger hasn’t been very Jolly lately.
Maybe its because I beat him over the head with the belaying pin until the Sea men come out and stop me. The crew is always trying to stop me from having any fun on my ship. 
Jolly roger, hmm….
of course “rogering” is
another popular slang
word for making a girl
feel … welcome, Aaarrr!
…arrrrrrrrrrr…
“S” comes after “R”. Come on you can do it. Were almost done with the alphabet.
All this piratey stuff got me thinking of that low-budget horror flick, “Jolly Roger.” I thought a couple of the women who had topless scenes in that movie were kinda hot. That red-head in the beginning, who unfortunately got sliced in half. And that stripper chick, with the big boobs, who gave Jolly Roger a lap dance was awesome.
After watching these videos, I realized that I did more pirate-like stuff than I thought. Most of the things mentioned in the first 2 lessons I have said at some point
Thar She Blows
Cool vids
You should put this day in your hotforwords calendar marina
Yarr!
I always liked this song from Curse of Monkey Island. The song is called A Pirate I Was Meant To Be.
This classic series of Monkey Island games were done by LucasArts. They also do the Star Wars and Indiana Jones games
song starts at 2:46
I was just thinking of the sequel to that game, ‘Escape from Monkey Island’, that I use to have for the PS2. I kinda wish I could of kept that game… it was a load of laughs. But it also takes me just about 13 hours to beat the game.
Well, since I finally learned how to create a link… might as well add this now:
The return of Guybrush Threepwood.
This is a rush… the original Disney’s
Yo Ho Yo Ho A Pirates Life for Me
with the lyrics!
Monkey Island had a cult classic anime thing about it.
Is it written in fact somewhere that pirates really spoke this way?
Is this the speak of an author in some old pirate novel?
Im not sure on that one. It is a known fact that they did slur their speech and shortened many words. There are many nautical terms that where shortened for example. boatswain became bo’sun. Captain became Capt’n. Bowline became Bo-lin. Topgallant became Ta-gallant. Topsail became Topsil. and so on and so on. …
i think it’s because of the first famous actor that played Long Johh Silver. Ever since then pirates have been him.
Long John Silver
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Chicken, at a Seafood place?
Happy hooking, me hearty.
Make sure you put some protection on the end of your hook.
The last time I did that, my hook poked a hole in it. I’ll never let that happen again.
3rd
12th!!! Damn, I could even be first on my own damn post.
I was checking for light leaks on my eye lids. 
Harrrr show me yaw booty
Ok, I have a bag of this on my yacht all the time.
Its naturally great!
ArrrR hello mates