It’s Marina’s 28th Birthday!
One of my (and Che Voly’s) favorite foods is tacos. Che Volay with the help of James & Bob made this ‘Top Ten List’
Ten Reason Why Marina is not like a Taco
10- A taco is filled with lettuces, tomatoes & cheese
Marina is filled with love, kindness & intelligence
9- A taco cannot decide to investigate its origin
8- Most people are not amorously attracted to a taco
7- A combo plate does not mean a three way
6- A taco is eaten out of the hand.
Marina has people eating out of her hand.
5- A sports bra and orange shorts looks more appetizing on Marina
4- Marina’s middle name is not Maria
3- You won’t FIND Marina on every street corner in LA
2- A taco NEEDS hot sauce, Marina is already HOT!
And the number reason Marina is not like a Taco
1- A taco has no place to stick her birthday candles!
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MeLikaDoTheChaCha & PedanticKarl made the ‘Wall of Gravatars’. See if you can find yourself. Sorry we could not display all 41,623 thousand HotForWords friends.
From all of us, your loyal students at HotForWords, Happy Birthday Marina!
Thank you SO SO SO SO SO MUCH!!! You are the best students!
That doesn’t mean there is no class today, so get back in your seats and settle down!!!
-Marina








What a nice tribute by everyone, and a really fine and clever video production by PK.
If friendship is truly the measure of prosperity, Marina, you are wealthy indeed!
Hi there Jody—-just picked up my lap -top and drove thru Packer traffic, got a flat tire after cop told me to do a U-turn. I can still do the tire change! The lap-top works!!!!
[goody-goody Gum-drops]
May I ask how to get Gravatars’?…attenTion T.A.s
Happy belated birthday! ♐
You share a birthday with: Mukhtar Altynbayev, Emily Dickinson, César Franck, Morton Gould, Olivier Messiaen, and Nia Peeples.
You were born on the same day, month, and year as Sarah Chang and Massari.
♥MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAH!♥
Princess Marina Happy Birthday Its never late,
It never dawned on me till now; what a great thing to collect, other peoples Gravatars. Greek fire
I know, I know it’s tooooo late, but I want to tell my beautiful teacher….your are awesome, and lets pretend today is your birthday again
(hey…why not..jeje)…..HAPPPY BIRTHDAY MARINA….WE LOVE YOU..
It’s a Happy Birthday everyday for Marina, even if it’s belated!
Sorry, I was away, or I would’ve been here on the 10th to celebrate it officially with Marina and all the Gravatars (since my birthday is also December 10th, but 18 years earlier…sigh). At least I made it on Marina’s Wall of Gravatars for her enjoyment!
Enjoy being 28, Marina (oh, to be young again)…
Your long-haired student,
Jim
The gift that keeps on giving…
Happy Birthday Marina
ummm… again
punked
С Днём Рождения!
Запоздало, но по нашим традициям, лучше позже, чем раньше )
Better late than early?
Yes. It’s our rules for greetings.
Wow,
my avatar made the wall.
I feel so part of the in crowd now.
Birthday Greeting delayed by site problem.
Dear Marina,
You’re the best thing to come from Nizhni Novgorod since Nokolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky – and considerably better looking.
Happy Birthday, and many happy returns of the day!
suimobile
p.s. Mathematicians consider 28 a perfect number. Doesn’t that suggest you should give up this business of aging, now that you’ve achieved perfection?
To Marina, the smartest, sexiest, sweetest, most beautiful teacher in the world. Happy Birthday!!!!! I would surely like to get you that “state of the art” car for your birthday or Christmas, but I haven’t won the lottery yet…hehe. It’s the thought that counts, right?
Mmmmmuh!
John
Oh NOOOOOO!! I for got to give you your birthday present from me!!!
You will have to see me in the shower to get it though!! Click here for yer present from me!
Be afraid, be very afraid
Hehehehehehehehehe!!
Happy Birthday!
Marina!!!!
Happy 28th Birthday from your DoctorHypnotic.
Hope you have at least 128 more.
I saw you with Bill O’Reilly last night on the FOX network ( how perfect ….a FOX on the FOX network…ha ha ha) Seriously, both you and your outfit were BEAUTIFUL.
That leads me to wonder….where did the word ‘OUTFIT’ come from?
Will you please investigate?
Happy 28th Birthday and also Happy Holidays!!!!!!
KISS!!!!!!
DoctorHypnotic
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MARINA!!! MY WIFE’S BIRTHDAY IS ALSO DECEMBER 10TH! MUST BE THE GRAVATAR IN ME!
GREAT VIDEO GUYS!
Happy belated Birthday, Marina!
I just knew there was a deep bond between us. I’ve already married two women with December birthdays … the 19th then the 12th … it’s a trend … 10th could be next!
I should be so lucky.
Happy birthday, Marina. I think I am one of the gravatars.
Happy Birthday!, Gorgeous!
Милая Марина,
If you liked Синий платочек, you’ll love this joke.
One of Hitler’s generals was dallying one afternoon with his mistress, a simple uneducated young peasant woman. As she played idly with the globe on the general’s nightstand, a prominent feature caught her eye.
“Liebchen,” she asked, “vot iss zis huge country zat spans half ze globe?”
“Zat iss our arch-enemy, ze evil Sofiet Union,” replied the general.
“Und liebchen – vot is zis tiny country to ze left of it?
“Vhy, zat iss our own beloved Vaterland, Deutchland!”
The young woman studied the globe pensively for a moment, and then asked:
“Liebchen – hass der Fuhrer seen zis map?”
Again, happy birthday!
Very nice work fellas! Not as nice as the work the universe did making Marina,but,still worth *lots* of kudos! Maybe next year You could include the multi-verses,I mean,
could She really have been made of the very best stuff from only one universe?
1980,,,wow,,,1979 was one of the best years of My life for love,and,for “luvvins”! Maybe some of that was still “in the air” when Marina’s parents made Her!
Some of My Driftless Area amore’ “drifted” over to Russia and put Her parents into “the mood” and they made Her!
No no no no,,,no,,,I’m not trying to take credit for such a masterpiece as our teacher ,I just like the idea of being involved somehow.
Oh,TY guys,My gravatar made the wall! I’m gonna see that as a harbinger of good things to come.
WORD REQUEST-HARBINGER
tryant
Nice job, gents… great video tribute and the Wall of Gravitars was groovy (60’s) right on (70’s) and righteous (80’s). *Much applause*
1980 was a year of upheaval and change. I was not yet a teenager at that time, and the Cold War was a powerful reality. Nuclear annihilation was our darkest fear as the Russian Premier Leonid Brezhnev was one scary looking character, and the US was shifting from President Jimmy Carter (often seen as weak on defense) to Ronald Reagan (feared to be a warmonger). The Iranian Embassy hostages were still being held by the Ayatollah Khomeini’s government, and the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan. Mt. St. Helens erupted violently, as did war between Iraq and Iran. The brutal and ousted Nicaraguan dictator Somoza was assassinated, as was the peaceful and poetic former member of the Beatles, John Lennon.
But 1980 ushered in a decade of accomplishment as well… the eradication of smallpox, the launch of the first shuttle mission (Columbia), the first woman as a Supreme Justice (O’Connor), and the first woman as a Presidential candidate (Ferraro). Not to mention Marina was born…
In 1980 a gallon of gas was about $1.20, the average price of a new car was $7,200.00, a new home’s average cost was $69,000.00, and a gallon of milk was $1.70
My parents did their best to calm my fears concerning “the Soviet threat.” They had visited the Soviet Union in 1976 and had greatly enjoyed their trip and the people they met. Dad found the people quite friendly, engaging, and curious about the world. Mother liked the people, but desperately wanted to get back to a crystal factory in Sweden (Boda, I think). My father, with a mix of Amerind and European ancestry, balding, and sporting a Van Dyke, was a welcome guest wherever he went… because he looked just like Lenin. In fact, people in Moscow and St. Petersburg shouted “Lenin!” and pointed at my father frequently. Somewhere in my stacks of old photos, I have a picture of him in Red Square posing next to a statue of Lenin. I still have my balalaika, a gift from my parents when they returned.
In the year Marina turned four, one of my favorite books was published… the Tom Clancy classic, The Hunt for Red October. In 1990, just prior to the first Gulf War, the movie adaptation of that book was released starring Sean Connery… who, in the movie, was the spitting image of my maternal grandfather. The movie began with a hauntingly beautiful “tribute of the people” entitled “the Hymn of the Red October.” It is the only “Russian” music I have ever heard and I was quite impressed.
Marina would have been 8 or 9 when the Berlin wall came down, and the changes began that formed the Russian Republic, as well as the reunification of Germany. But perhaps she remembers the old days of the CCCP? Does she remember the anthems? Do they linger in her memory? Perhaps the Hymn of the Red October will stir her heart in remembrance of a life long ago?
Холодно, хмуро
(It is cold, it is gloomy)
И мрачно в душе
(And it is dark in the soul)
Как мог знать я, что ты умрёшь?
(How could I know that you will die?)
Досвидания, берег родной
(Farewell, homeland)
Как нам трудно представить, что это не сон
(How hard for us to imagine that this is not a dream)
Родина – дом родной
(Motherland – my homeland)
Досвидания, Родина
(Farewell Motherland)
И в поход, и в поход нас волна морская ждёт не дождётся
(Forward, forward, the sea awaits us)
Нас зовут морская даль и прибой!
(The vastness of the sea and the tides calls us)
Салют отцам и нашим дедам
(Hail to our fathers and forefathers)
Заветам их всегда верны
(We are faithful to the covenant)
Теперь ничто не остановит
(Now nothing can stop)
Победный шаг родной страны
(The Motherlands victorious march)
Ты плыви, плыви бесстрашно
(Sail on fearlessly)
Гордость Северных Морей
(Pride of the Northern Seas)
Революции надежда, сгусток веры всех людей
(Hope of the Revolution, the burst of faith of the people)
В октябре, в октябре
(In October, in October)
Рапортуем мы наши победы
(Our victories we report)
В октябре, в октябре новый мир дали нам наши деды
(In October, in October; our forefathers gave a new world to us)
interesting
A well made video. Happy Birthday Marina!
There I am, 11th from the left 8th from the top. Even cooler my gravatar was in the video in the heart 4th from the bottom right at the center. I feel like such a star in the way that an uncredited extra feels like they are a star.
Hey! thought I was watching the Discovery Channel
happy birthday marina.
the video turned out nice guys, i’m at a loss for fowl words.
chicken
ha! that was fucking funny! oops.
Did you know you can’t edit after someone post a reply?
I was just going to play a joke on you, but I was not allowed to edit.
Wot’s up M, to much cake last night
For those looking for your gravatar, the wall is in alphabetical order, where A is in the upper left and Z is in the lower right.
Marina is nearly in the middle of the wall. Indeed, she is the center of the universe.
To the right of Marina is Maria of PopTub.
Sorry for the belated message
I hope you had a wonderful bidet Marina … oops I mean birthday
Did you get your “state of the art” car?
P.S. Big props to the fellow students who made the video, top10 list and wallpaper
Teacher –
Happy Birthday to you!! Eat some cake today!! You deserve it…
Awesome job on the video, guys! Amazing editing and productions values. Loved the flaming HotForWords! Thanks for including me in the wall. You captured our love and admiration for Marina perfectly. Thank you!
Hope the Captain sent you my “gift”, Marina. Happy b-day.
Oh yeah those 2 people did an awesome job with the wall of Gravitars!Very nice!!!
Happy B-day dear Marina! Did you check out PendaticKarl’s video yet? You must check that one out
Hey all you classmates,
I found a great site to view the motherland of our beautiful teacher Marina.
http://www.englishrussia.com
Every day new photo’s are posted.
Happy birthday Marina.
Your hot for words student,
Ron
Privet maya padruga Marina,
It’s your birthday and I am coming over to SPANK you. lol
Marina, I wish all your birthday dreams come true.
vosh drug,
Ron.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINA!
Hope you have a very happy day and all your wishes come true
yay , my crazy penguin gravatar is there !! Happy Birthday too not-like-taco Marina !!
whos the narrator ?
The narrator is yours truly, pedanticKarl
Hope to see you next year.
{ Che is off to write a new script for next year }
Happy Birthday, Marina!
And excellent job to all involved on the video and Wall of Gravatars, which features me.
Who is this Miss Vodkaknockers you speak of?
Happy Birthday Marina I wish you all the best.
Hugs and Kisses,
Smokey36Bear (aka Ted)
Oh! Wow! it’s your birthday today, didn’t notice
{ is this an example of sarcasm
}
Wow, I made it here and thank God. Best to everyone.
Happy Birthday!! Mine is Saturday!!! Hope yours is a GREAT ONE!!! PS, you got my vote for Wired Magazine’s Sexiest Geek!!!
Happy Birthday to you from all your fans!
that was cool
Thank ye!!
Wishing you a very happy birthday Marina. Enjoy the day, but enjoy the night even more!
Sniffle sniffle…does anybody have a kleenex?
Great job Pendantickarl and Melikadothechacha !!
Happy B-Day Marina!
Happy B-day Marina. Hope it brings you all you deserve and more.
good shit for this video fellas.. happy birthday me love
Look at that thumbnail…. Marina is stunning.
I know it’s an “R”, but it still looks like
HAPPY
BIATHDAY
MAAINA
which when sounded out is something I could expect to hear from someone from New Jersey or Boston
Happy Birthday, Marina! Happy Human Rights Day to everyone!
Great job on the vid, Karl et al. Che, good work on the wall. “We need you on that wall!”
Here it is
BTW, how do I add the suffix for the vid to start at a certain place, for exmple at 2:15?
To link to a specific point in Youtube video – add “#t=MmSSs” (without the quotes) to the end of the video’s url (e.g. #t=2m20s)
Relevant page in Marina’s blog.
helps to be a caricature of yourownol’skinnyself…second-row center…
that was one of the best vids ever, guys – you outdid yourselves…(hard to do, since you’re all so awesome anywho)…
happiest of days, Marina…now and forevermore…
I’m not in there at all.
Hey runawayscott, I see that you just changed your gravatar.
You are on the Gravatar Wall. Locate the red tongue gravatar at the 3rd row from the bottom. Then count 4 icons up and there you are, with the gravatar you had earler.
Did it change? I tried changingit but itstill looks the same on my computer.
Yes RAS, it did change.
The reason it is the same on your computer is because your browser cache is not being updated. Clear your browser cache, and then refresh the page, or just close your browser, then bring it back up again. You will see the what looks like a pussn’ boots type character. You had a Rambo type character before which is on the gravatar wall. Did you see your gravatar on the wall?
I tried all that but doesn’t seem to work, I’ll just change back. The original character was Jim Raynor from the game STARCRAFT, the second one was another character from Warcraft. I’m a total nerd.
Taking lessons from Michael Phelps? He swims everyday, I mean everyday including holidays and Birthdays! Well I know, if your doing something you love then it really isn’t work but something fun that you can do everyday. I know you love your career.
Captain Jack, there is a character in the video below at my Happy Birthday link that reminded me of you. He has a beard and is trying to quell the rowdiness of the crowd.
My cousins taught my a drinking toast and it seems appropriate for Marina. Anyone wishing to toast:
Hey, I just noticed I’m on the Wall of Gravatars TWICE!!!
My Robotech insignia in the middle of second row, and my current Bad Santa at the bottom row!
Oh wait! I just found 2 MORE Bad Santas, so I’m on there 4 TIMES!
(It would be pretty funny if it included my past “feet” gravatars)
It’s your birthday!
It’s your birthday! Time for you to put on your birthday suit! (just kidding)
I don’t know what is up with these damn glitches!
I might be able to fix it. Just email me on the contact page.
Great video guys.
Happy birthday Miss M.
A belated Happy Birthday Marina.
I sense an excitement within the force
That was so awesome video good job! You are so loved Miss Marina Orlova Happy Birthday!!!
YS,
ThoughtOnFire
Post photos of your birthday cake
Марина, примите мои поздравления!))
…tears in my eyes… smile on my face… lost for words.
28 years of testing your parents endurance, patience & the limitations of their understanding, I’m sure they are proud of you Marina… I know I am.
Beautiful!
So AWESOME!!!! So funny! I LOVED THIS!! I just wrote a little something at the end of the post, above!
Thank you Marina. I’m glad that you liked it. The video was much longer and had lots more of Russia and hated to cut out so many things, but I wanted to keep it under 4 min. OK, I’m back in my seat.
Post the extra Russian stuff somewhere, I’d love to see it!
More than Words
Your sisters say take a day off, you have more than earned it, your earnings runneth over!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fjCmHztYS0&feature=channel_page
Happy Birthday Marina
Happy birthday Marina! I got your present today. I will send it soon. The taco and its origin one was mine. I didn’t know it was going on the list. ENJOY YOURSELF!!!! XXXXXX
Yes Marina, I will post all of the Russian things I collected. I will have it ready either on Fri or Sat for you. I am leaving right now and will be back 3 AM, then have other things to attend to, but will have time to get the videos to you.
Thank you for asking.
Bravo! I wish only to see her face when she sees this!
You guys really gilded the lily!
privet uchitel…kak dela?…
just wanted to say s dnem rozhdeniya!!!!
I hope you have a great time today because you deserve it!
And please save me some cake!
S DNEM ROZHDENIYA!!!!
Happy Birthday Marina!!!!
Hugs and Kisses! Mmmmmmwwwwwwwaaaaaaaa!!!!
Absolutely Outstanding.
Kudos to all.
Happy birthday Marina
,
Nice job on that video Karl, but …..I hope you (or whoever made it) didn’t take 100’s of screen shots and cut out the all gravatars….
well, I had the scissors in hand… started cutting out the gravatars, but they took the scissors away when I couldn’t stop sneezing
It was Chacha who collected all the gravatars. A labour of love.
ChaCha collected like over 400+ gravatars.
Ooooooo, someone made the gravatar wall much bigger. I wonder who that was???? Nicely done!
Hope you enjoyed the casseroles & no one went hungry… amazing what “Fedex” will deliver when you tip them in Canadian funds.
PK you amaze me, very nice vid. loved the pyrotechnics behind the calender shots. First time I ran the vid. windows hung & the screen went blank (when M’s gravaton came to earth & she said “WOW”)… had to do a complete reboot.
Happy Birhday Marina!!!!!!! Hope you have a wonderful day!
Hello Marina… HAPPY BIRTHDAY and a big hug from Germany!!! You are great!
Happy Birthday
Oh you little Hot Tamale!
Happy Birthday
Wishing you a wonderful birthday Marina! HB! HB!
Happy Birthday!! You Rock!
“You say it’s your birthday . . . Happy birthday to you! I hope you have a good time.” Oh my, 28 years old. My son is 29.
Happy Birthday, Marina! Have happiness throughout the day. And no, I don’t expet you to post a video on your birthday!

To everyone who built that video, what a great job! (Of course, I’ll expect an even better, massive production for Marina’s birthday, next year!)
seesixcm6
Thanks seesixcm6, I am starting right now, getting ready for next year. But, then again,
Gorby has a birthday coming up on Dec 26.
Happy Birthday! this was a great video and YES I saw my photo in the “Wall of Gravators”.
You are so loved! I know you already have a great day!
Wishes – wishes “Hoch soll sie leben”!
Somebody go over and shake Marina to wake her up. We want to celebrate.
Happy Birthday Marina. Yeesssssss. herf herf herf
Every girl deserves a lie-in on her birthday.
Since you asked me, specifically, I will go shake M.
Good one Bsomebody I didn’t even look at it that way, good catch.
Surprise, Birthday girl!
.
Che Volay, BillyB, jcrn, Fianchetto, Warren, James,
Buzzword, mijj, Bob, Pagedoll and PedanticKarl,
along with your trusty TA’s, comprised the
Project M thinktank group. Thanks, guys.
.
Karl – great job doing the actual work making
it all come together for Marina’s birthday. Kudos!
.
Ok – time to party! Hot Hot Hot
Thank you ChaCha with gathering all of those gravatars and all of your comments and suggestions. Great help, thank you again.
Huh? Warren wrote pendantickarl.
Getting old?
Swing low, sweet chariot.
It was all you and Pendantickarl.
That was a special gift.
Thank you, even though I was just a cheerleader.
thanks
The Dr. Zhivago cracked me up, lol,
nice touch
Was that the six degrees of separation bit … and if so, who was the link? Omar Sharif? Julie Christie? Boris Pasternak?
Who is the connecting link?
Marina, of course.
She is the center of the universe.
We all got connected to each other via Marina.
Marina is the Gravity and
we Gravatars fell for her.
Did you see my Gravatar fall? Gravity.
Einstein must have been wrong.
マリーナ!お誕生日オメデトウ!
Credit goes to Che Volay for
naming the project, “Project M”
Thank you Che…
What a great video Karl! …Well done Mr!
Hey fellow Marinaville residents I have supplied all of the party hats and favors for todays festivities. Please everyone enjoy the day as it is a special day for Marina and all of us
and be happy.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINA
Party Hats,
Captain Jack’s Party Dress outfit, and
Party Favors also
Music for the festivities
LOL!
That’s perfect Mike! Oh I don’t want to miss all this fun.
But I have to get some sleep.
Well I should be up by Noonish PST.
Have a good sleep. You deserve it pal.
I know its early, but can I have some cake? Oh wait, I guess I can Hold out until the Birthday girl gets here.
AWESOME video Project “M”

HAPPY B-DAY MARINA!!!!
(Marina please don’t forget to read your B-day message from me on the Origami post!)
Marina,
Поздравляю тебя с днём рождения, желаю здоровья, свободы, счастья, успехов во всём и вечной молодости! Пусть сбудутся все твои мечты!
Отличная работа Клауса.
Майк
Happy Birthday Marina.
May this day be as beautiful as you are.
С днём рождения, Марина!!
Now I can relax
LOL. Now I can get some sleep. I’ve been up for near 24 hours!
Me too
Thanks Captain, great job!!!
Thanks Captain Jack, good work, let the ocean rock you to sleep now.
Go eat some steak tacos for breakfast before you it the rack
Karl, outstanding work, I Love it
Thank you
Che. Love the taco top ten list! I eat tacos every Tuesday when I can. I’m not talking about that American crap, but the authentic tacos that I can get on those roach coaches around town. My fave is 5 or 6steak tacos with half of a lime squeezed on them. HUMMMMM goood!! Good job in putting that list together with James and Bob.
Happy Birthday
Well done, John.
Second equals.
I got the answer correct also so no credit too you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Marina
M
Here’s a virtual hug for you
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Nice rose. Very nice touch.
Thank you for your comment on YT
Excellent, outstanding
{ Che slaps PK on the back in approval }
hahahah LOL I’m first!.. I’m first! Not fair? Too bad!
You deserve it, Skipper.
Great job Captain Jack!!!!!
I love it.
Fantastic!!!
Thank you….
You too Karl! You did an awesome job on the video. I love your narration voice. Perfect story line too! Gravatars falling for Marina. Awesome dude!
PendanticKarl, That was fantastic. You are on heck of a talented and smart person. Great job.