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It’s Marina’s 28th Birthday!

One of my (and Che Voly’s) favorite foods is tacos. Che Volay with the help of James & Bob made this ‘Top Ten List’

Ten Reason Why Marina is not like a Taco

10- A taco is filled with lettuces, tomatoes & cheese
Marina is filled with love, kindness & intelligence

9- A taco cannot decide to investigate its origin

8- Most people are not amorously attracted to a taco

7- A combo plate does not mean a three way

6- A taco is eaten out of the hand.
Marina has people eating out of her hand.

5- A sports bra and orange shorts looks more appetizing on Marina

4- Marina’s middle name is not Maria

3- You won’t FIND Marina on every street corner in LA

2- A taco NEEDS hot sauce, Marina is already HOT!

And the number reason Marina is not like a Taco

1- A taco has no place to stick her birthday candles!

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MeLikaDoTheChaCha & PedanticKarl made the ‘Wall of Gravatars’. See if you can find yourself. Sorry we could not display all 41,623 thousand HotForWords friends.

From all of us, your loyal students at HotForWords, Happy Birthday Marina!


I just woke up and found this on the website!!!  You guys are the best!!!  I especially love the Russian parts!  Soooo funny!!!  And the wall of gravatars is awesome!
Thank you SO SO SO SO SO MUCH!!! You are the best students!
That doesn’t mean there is no class today, so get back in your seats and settle down!!!
-Marina
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  1. darlingj says: 96

    What a nice tribute by everyone, and a really fine and clever video production by PK.

    If friendship is truly the measure of prosperity, Marina, you are wealthy indeed! :smile:

    • leonard says: 96.1

      may every day be happy as the birthday of conception :smile:

      Hi there Jody—-just picked up my lap -top and drove thru Packer traffic, got a flat tire after cop told me to do a U-turn. I can still do the tire change! The lap-top works!!!! ;-) [goody-goody Gum-drops]

  2. leonard says: 95

    May I ask how to get Gravatars’?…attenTion T.A.s

  3. wordlover says: 94

    Happy belated birthday! ♐

    You share a birthday with: Mukhtar Altynbayev, Emily Dickinson, César Franck, Morton Gould, Olivier Messiaen, and Nia Peeples.

    You were born on the same day, month, and year as Sarah Chang and Massari.

    ♥MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAH!♥

  4. leonard says: 92

    It never dawned on me till now; what a great thing to collect, other peoples Gravatars. Greek fire :lol:

  5. I know, I know it’s tooooo late, but I want to tell my beautiful teacher….your are awesome, and lets pretend today is your birthday again :idea: (hey…why not..jeje)…..HAPPPY BIRTHDAY MARINA….WE LOVE YOU.. :mrgreen:

  6. jt1stcav says: 90

    It’s a Happy Birthday everyday for Marina, even if it’s belated! :wink:

    Sorry, I was away, or I would’ve been here on the 10th to celebrate it officially with Marina and all the Gravatars (since my birthday is also December 10th, but 18 years earlier…sigh). At least I made it on Marina’s Wall of Gravatars for her enjoyment! :roll:

    Enjoy being 28, Marina (oh, to be young again)…

    Your long-haired student,

    Jim

  7. The gift that keeps on giving…
    Happy Birthday Marina
    ummm… again :mrgreen:

  8. shiriy says: 88

    С Днём Рождения!

    Запоздало, но по нашим традициям, лучше позже, чем раньше )

  9. :mrgreen: I’m feeling the love ~Happy Birthday Marina~

  10. pandion says: 86

    Wow,
    my avatar made the wall.
    I feel so part of the in crowd now. :smile:

  11. suimobile says: 85

    Birthday Greeting delayed by site problem.

    Dear Marina,

    You’re the best thing to come from Nizhni Novgorod since Nokolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky – and considerably better looking.

    Happy Birthday, and many happy returns of the day!

    suimobile

    p.s. Mathematicians consider 28 a perfect number. Doesn’t that suggest you should give up this business of aging, now that you’ve achieved perfection?

  12. ozric1985 says: 84

    To Marina, the smartest, sexiest, sweetest, most beautiful teacher in the world. Happy Birthday!!!!! I would surely like to get you that “state of the art” car for your birthday or Christmas, but I haven’t won the lottery yet…hehe. It’s the thought that counts, right?

    Mmmmmuh! :smile:
    John

  13. Oh NOOOOOO!! I for got to give you your birthday present from me!!! :oops: You will have to see me in the shower to get it though!! Click here for yer present from me!

  14. Marina!!!!

    Happy 28th Birthday from your DoctorHypnotic.

    Hope you have at least 128 more.

    I saw you with Bill O’Reilly last night on the FOX network ( how perfect ….a FOX on the FOX network…ha ha ha) Seriously, both you and your outfit were BEAUTIFUL.

    That leads me to wonder….where did the word ‘OUTFIT’ come from?

    Will you please investigate?

    Happy 28th Birthday and also Happy Holidays!!!!!!

    KISS!!!!!!

    DoctorHypnotic

  15. brian5888 says: 80

    HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MARINA!!! MY WIFE’S BIRTHDAY IS ALSO DECEMBER 10TH! MUST BE THE GRAVATAR IN ME! :grin: GREAT VIDEO GUYS!

  16. senator says: 79

    Happy belated Birthday, Marina!

    I just knew there was a deep bond between us. I’ve already married two women with December birthdays … the 19th then the 12th … it’s a trend … 10th could be next!

    I should be so lucky.

  17. sovereignty says: 78

    Happy birthday, Marina. I think I am one of the gravatars. :eek:

  18. maddog says: 77

    Happy Birthday!, Gorgeous!

  19. Evan Owen says: 76

    Милая Марина,
    If you liked Синий платочек, you’ll love this joke.
    One of Hitler’s generals was dallying one afternoon with his mistress, a simple uneducated young peasant woman. As she played idly with the globe on the general’s nightstand, a prominent feature caught her eye.
    “Liebchen,” she asked, “vot iss zis huge country zat spans half ze globe?”
    “Zat iss our arch-enemy, ze evil Sofiet Union,” replied the general.
    “Und liebchen – vot is zis tiny country to ze left of it?
    “Vhy, zat iss our own beloved Vaterland, Deutchland!”
    The young woman studied the globe pensively for a moment, and then asked:
    “Liebchen – hass der Fuhrer seen zis map?”

    Again, happy birthday! :grin:

  20. tryant says: 75

    Very nice work fellas! Not as nice as the work the universe did making Marina,but,still worth *lots* of kudos! Maybe next year You could include the multi-verses,I mean, :idea: could She really have been made of the very best stuff from only one universe?

    1980,,,wow,,,1979 was one of the best years of My life for love,and,for “luvvins”! Maybe some of that was still “in the air” when Marina’s parents made Her! :wink: :smile: Some of My Driftless Area amore’ “drifted” over to Russia and put Her parents into “the mood” and they made Her! :lol: No no no no,,,no,,,I’m not trying to take credit for such a masterpiece as our teacher ,I just like the idea of being involved somehow. :cool:

    Oh,TY guys,My gravatar made the wall! I’m gonna see that as a harbinger of good things to come.

    WORD REQUEST-HARBINGER

    tryant

  21. Dezdkado says: 74

    Nice job, gents… great video tribute and the Wall of Gravitars was groovy (60’s) right on (70’s) and righteous (80’s). *Much applause*

    1980 was a year of upheaval and change. I was not yet a teenager at that time, and the Cold War was a powerful reality. Nuclear annihilation was our darkest fear as the Russian Premier Leonid Brezhnev was one scary looking character, and the US was shifting from President Jimmy Carter (often seen as weak on defense) to Ronald Reagan (feared to be a warmonger). The Iranian Embassy hostages were still being held by the Ayatollah Khomeini’s government, and the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan. Mt. St. Helens erupted violently, as did war between Iraq and Iran. The brutal and ousted Nicaraguan dictator Somoza was assassinated, as was the peaceful and poetic former member of the Beatles, John Lennon.

    But 1980 ushered in a decade of accomplishment as well… the eradication of smallpox, the launch of the first shuttle mission (Columbia), the first woman as a Supreme Justice (O’Connor), and the first woman as a Presidential candidate (Ferraro). Not to mention Marina was born…

    In 1980 a gallon of gas was about $1.20, the average price of a new car was $7,200.00, a new home’s average cost was $69,000.00, and a gallon of milk was $1.70

    My parents did their best to calm my fears concerning “the Soviet threat.” They had visited the Soviet Union in 1976 and had greatly enjoyed their trip and the people they met. Dad found the people quite friendly, engaging, and curious about the world. Mother liked the people, but desperately wanted to get back to a crystal factory in Sweden (Boda, I think). My father, with a mix of Amerind and European ancestry, balding, and sporting a Van Dyke, was a welcome guest wherever he went… because he looked just like Lenin. In fact, people in Moscow and St. Petersburg shouted “Lenin!” and pointed at my father frequently. Somewhere in my stacks of old photos, I have a picture of him in Red Square posing next to a statue of Lenin. I still have my balalaika, a gift from my parents when they returned.

    In the year Marina turned four, one of my favorite books was published… the Tom Clancy classic, The Hunt for Red October. In 1990, just prior to the first Gulf War, the movie adaptation of that book was released starring Sean Connery… who, in the movie, was the spitting image of my maternal grandfather. The movie began with a hauntingly beautiful “tribute of the people” entitled “the Hymn of the Red October.” It is the only “Russian” music I have ever heard and I was quite impressed.

    Marina would have been 8 or 9 when the Berlin wall came down, and the changes began that formed the Russian Republic, as well as the reunification of Germany. But perhaps she remembers the old days of the CCCP? Does she remember the anthems? Do they linger in her memory? Perhaps the Hymn of the Red October will stir her heart in remembrance of a life long ago?

    Холодно, хмуро
    (It is cold, it is gloomy)
    И мрачно в душе
    (And it is dark in the soul)
    Как мог знать я, что ты умрёшь?
    (How could I know that you will die?)

    Досвидания, берег родной
    (Farewell, homeland)
    Как нам трудно представить, что это не сон
    (How hard for us to imagine that this is not a dream)
    Родина – дом родной
    (Motherland – my homeland)
    Досвидания, Родина
    (Farewell Motherland)

    И в поход, и в поход нас волна морская ждёт не дождётся
    (Forward, forward, the sea awaits us)
    Нас зовут морская даль и прибой!
    (The vastness of the sea and the tides calls us)

    Салют отцам и нашим дедам
    (Hail to our fathers and forefathers)
    Заветам их всегда верны
    (We are faithful to the covenant)
    Теперь ничто не остановит
    (Now nothing can stop)
    Победный шаг родной страны
    (The Motherlands victorious march)

    Ты плыви, плыви бесстрашно
    (Sail on fearlessly)
    Гордость Северных Морей
    (Pride of the Northern Seas)
    Революции надежда, сгусток веры всех людей
    (Hope of the Revolution, the burst of faith of the people)

    В октябре, в октябре
    (In October, in October)
    Рапортуем мы наши победы
    (Our victories we report)
    В октябре, в октябре новый мир дали нам наши деды
    (In October, in October; our forefathers gave a new world to us)

  22. hutchiee says: 73

    A well made video. Happy Birthday Marina!

    There I am, 11th from the left 8th from the top. Even cooler my gravatar was in the video in the heart 4th from the bottom right at the center. I feel like such a star in the way that an uncredited extra feels like they are a star.

  23. Che Volay says: 72

    Hey! thought I was watching the Discovery Channel :mrgreen:

  24. buzzword says: 71

    happy birthday marina.

    the video turned out nice guys, i’m at a loss for fowl words.

  25. Che Volay says: 70

    Wot’s up M, to much cake last night :???:

  26. For those looking for your gravatar, the wall is in alphabetical order, where A is in the upper left and Z is in the lower right.

    Marina is nearly in the middle of the wall. Indeed, she is the center of the universe. :smile: To the right of Marina is Maria of PopTub.

  27. kaibanator says: 68

    Sorry for the belated message :(

    I hope you had a wonderful bidet Marina … oops I mean birthday ;)

    Did you get your “state of the art” car? :mrgreen:

    P.S. Big props to the fellow students who made the video, top10 list and wallpaper :)

  28. ptm368 says: 67

    Teacher –
    Happy Birthday to you!! Eat some cake today!! You deserve it…

  29. checmark says: 66

    Awesome job on the video, guys! Amazing editing and productions values. Loved the flaming HotForWords! Thanks for including me in the wall. You captured our love and admiration for Marina perfectly. Thank you!

  30. checmark says: 65

    Hope the Captain sent you my “gift”, Marina. Happy b-day.

  31. labbatt78 says: 64

    Oh yeah those 2 people did an awesome job with the wall of Gravitars!Very nice!!!

  32. labbatt78 says: 63

    Happy B-day dear Marina! Did you check out PendaticKarl’s video yet? You must check that one out :wink:

  33. Hey all you classmates,
    I found a great site to view the motherland of our beautiful teacher Marina.

    http://www.englishrussia.com

    Every day new photo’s are posted.

    Happy birthday Marina.

    Your hot for words student,
    Ron

  34. Privet maya padruga Marina,
    It’s your birthday and I am coming over to SPANK you. lol
    Marina, I wish all your birthday dreams come true.

    vosh drug,
    Ron.

  35. player says: 60

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINA!

    Hope you have a very happy day and all your wishes come true :smile:

  36. fatbuffalo says: 59

    yay , my crazy penguin gravatar is there !! Happy Birthday too not-like-taco Marina !!

  37. Che Volay says: 58

    Hope to see you next year.

    { Che is off to write a new script for next year }

  38. MCLIJazz says: 57

    Happy Birthday, Marina! :smile:
    And excellent job to all involved on the video and Wall of Gravatars, which features me. :grin:

  39. Che Volay says: 56

    Who is this Miss Vodkaknockers you speak of? :roll:

  40. Happy Birthday Marina I wish you all the best.
    Hugs and Kisses,
    Smokey36Bear (aka Ted)

  41. Che Volay says: 54

    Oh! Wow! it’s your birthday today, didn’t notice :roll:

    { is this an example of sarcasm :???: }

  42. leonard says: 53

    Wow, I made it here and thank God. Best to everyone.

  43. Happy Birthday!! Mine is Saturday!!! Hope yours is a GREAT ONE!!! PS, you got my vote for Wired Magazine’s Sexiest Geek!!!
    Happy Birthday to you from all your fans!

  44. dcaleman says: 51

    Wishing you a very happy birthday Marina. Enjoy the day, but enjoy the night even more!

  45. Warren says: 50

    Sniffle sniffle…does anybody have a kleenex?
    Great job Pendantickarl and Melikadothechacha !!

  46. sumotoad says: 48

    Happy B-day Marina. Hope it brings you all you deserve and more.

  47. protac6 says: 47

    good shit for this video fellas.. happy birthday me love

  48. James says: 46

    Look at that thumbnail…. Marina is stunning.

  49. bsomebody says: 45

    Happy Birthday, Marina! Happy Human Rights Day to everyone! :grin:

  50. helps to be a caricature of yourownol’skinnyself…second-row center…

    that was one of the best vids ever, guys – you outdid yourselves…(hard to do, since you’re all so awesome anywho)…

    happiest of days, Marina…now and forevermore… :cool:

  51. I’m not in there at all. :???:

  52. CaptainJack says: 42

    That doesn’t mean there is no class today, so get back in your seats and settle down!!!
    -Marina

    Taking lessons from Michael Phelps? He swims everyday, I mean everyday including holidays and Birthdays! Well I know, if your doing something you love then it really isn’t work but something fun that you can do everyday. I know you love your career. :grin:

  53. My cousins taught my a drinking toast and it seems appropriate for Marina. Anyone wishing to toast:

    Happy Birthday! And, here’s look’n at ya!

  54. animalntaz says: 40

    Hey, I just noticed I’m on the Wall of Gravatars TWICE!!! :grin:

    My Robotech insignia in the middle of second row, and my current Bad Santa at the bottom row! :cool:

  55. animalntaz says: 38

    It’s your birthday! Time for you to put on your birthday suit! (just kidding) :mrgreen:

  56. koalabear says: 37

    Great video guys.

    Happy birthday Miss M. :smile:

  57. amnoaweegie says: 36

    A belated Happy Birthday Marina. :smile:

  58. I sense an excitement within the force :mrgreen:

    That was so awesome video good job! You are so loved Miss Marina Orlova Happy Birthday!!!

    YS,
    ThoughtOnFire

  59. Che Volay says: 34

    Post photos of your birthday cake

  60. svtslv says: 33

    Марина, примите мои поздравления!))

  61. BillyB says: 32

    …tears in my eyes… smile on my face… lost for words.
    28 years of testing your parents endurance, patience & the limitations of their understanding, I’m sure they are proud of you Marina… I know I am.

  62. Marina says: 30

    So AWESOME!!!! So funny! I LOVED THIS!! I just wrote a little something at the end of the post, above!
    :-)

  63. Fianchetto says: 29

    Bravo! I wish only to see her face when she sees this!

    You guys really gilded the lily!

  64. vinioh87 says: 28

    privet uchitel…kak dela?…
    just wanted to say s dnem rozhdeniya!!!!

    I hope you have a great time today because you deserve it!
    And please save me some cake!

    S DNEM ROZHDENIYA!!!!

  65. pioneering says: 27

    Happy Birthday Marina!!!!
    Hugs and Kisses! Mmmmmmwwwwwwwaaaaaaaa!!!!

  66. wetsuit5 says: 26

    Absolutely Outstanding.
    Kudos to all.

  67. foxbow says: 25

    Happy birthday Marina :smile: ,

    Nice job on that video Karl, but …..I hope you (or whoever made it) didn’t take 100’s of screen shots and cut out the all gravatars…. :shock:

  68. Ooooooo, someone made the gravatar wall much bigger. I wonder who that was???? Nicely done!

    • BillyB says: 24.1

      Hope you enjoyed the casseroles & no one went hungry… amazing what “Fedex” will deliver when you tip them in Canadian funds.
      PK you amaze me, very nice vid. loved the pyrotechnics behind the calender shots. First time I ran the vid. windows hung & the screen went blank (when M’s gravaton came to earth & she said “WOW”)… had to do a complete reboot.

  69. pagedoll says: 23

    Happy Birhday Marina!!!!!!! Hope you have a wonderful day! :grin:

  70. nikon says: 22

    Hello Marina… HAPPY BIRTHDAY and a big hug from Germany!!! You are great!

  71. Oh you little Hot Tamale!
    Happy Birthday

  72. xellofalk says: 19

    Wishing you a wonderful birthday Marina! HB! HB!

  73. aknuff says: 18

    Happy Birthday!! You Rock! :cool:

  74. “You say it’s your birthday . . . Happy birthday to you! I hope you have a good time.” Oh my, 28 years old. My son is 29.

  75. seesixcm6 says: 16

    Happy Birthday, Marina! Have happiness throughout the day. And no, I don’t expet you to post a video on your birthday! :razz:
    To everyone who built that video, what a great job! (Of course, I’ll expect an even better, massive production for Marina’s birthday, next year!) :razz:
    seesixcm6

  76. nettehexe says: 15

    Happy Birthday! this was a great video and YES I saw my photo in the “Wall of Gravators”.

    You are so loved! I know you already have a great day!

    Wishes – wishes “Hoch soll sie leben”!

  77. Capman911 says: 14

    Somebody go over and shake Marina to wake her up. We want to celebrate. :grin:

    Happy Birthday Marina. Yeesssssss. herf herf herf

  78. Surprise, Birthday girl!
    .
    Che Volay, BillyB, jcrn, Fianchetto, Warren, James,
    Buzzword, mijj, Bob, Pagedoll and PedanticKarl,
    along with your trusty TA’s, comprised the
    Project M thinktank group. Thanks, guys.
    .
    Karl – great job doing the actual work making
    it all come together for Marina’s birthday. Kudos!
    .
    Ok – time to party! Hot Hot Hot

  79. Che Volay says: 12

    The Dr. Zhivago cracked me up, lol, :lol: nice touch

  80. hitoshi says: 11

    マリーナ!お誕生日オメデトウ! 

  81. Credit goes to Che Volay for
    naming the project, “Project M”
    Thank you Che… :smile:

  82. Capman911 says: 9

    Hey fellow Marinaville residents I have supplied all of the party hats and favors for todays festivities. Please everyone enjoy the day as it is a special day for Marina and all of us :smile: and be happy. :grin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINA :wink:

    Party Hats,
    Captain Jack’s Party Dress outfit, and
    Party Favors also
    Music for the festivities

  83. cufan71 says: 8

    AWESOME video Project “M” :!: :grin:
    HAPPY B-DAY MARINA!!!!
    (Marina please don’t forget to read your B-day message from me on the Origami post!) :cool:

  84. pedantickarl says: 7

    Marina,
    Поздравляю тебя с днём рождения, желаю здоровья, свободы, счастья, успехов во всём и вечной молодости! Пусть сбудутся все твои мечты!

    :grin:

  85. michaelk says: 6

    Happy Birthday Marina.
    May this day be as beautiful as you are.

  86. samwise says: 5

    С днём рождения, Марина!! :grin: :grin:

  87. Bob says: 2

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Marina
    Here’s a virtual hug for you
    ╔═╗
    :smile: M
    ╚═╝

  88. CaptainJack says: 1

    hahahah LOL I’m first!.. I’m first! Not fair? Too bad! :-)

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