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I would officially like to adopt the word …

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I would officially like to adopt the word “cornhole”. It doesn’t get nearly enough play.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole_(game)

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make sure you include the ‘_(game)’ in the link.

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Nerd Word of the Day: Mondegreen
LoL my bad. Still groggy from a nap.
Nerd Word of the Day: Mondegreen
CCR
“There’s a bad moon out tonight” as
“There’s a bathroom on the right”

The Who
“She’s just a girl, she’s a bomb” as
“Shes just a girl, she’s a bong”
D*nkey Punch
“A drink that tastes like ass” …. too funny.
I think the “Filthy Sanchez” should get honorable mention here.
Alley-Oop
Marina, I had a strange dream which led to a strange word request.
Dream–

I was sitting in an outdoor area full of benches and picnic tables — the benches and tables were filled with people sitting elbow to elbow. After overhearing snippets of conversation, I could tell that most of the people there seemed to be unemployed, and most were despondent.

I could hear a guy named ‘Oros’, who was an unemployed waiter, complaining that he couldn’t find a job. At the same time, I could hear another guy who was a restaurant manager complaining that he couldn’t find any good waiters. This whole time, an obviously depressed man that looked to be in his 60s or 70s sat to my left. He kept mumbling, but I couldn’t make out the words.

After a bit, the man on my left dropped a penny that landed at my feet. I bent down to pick it up. As I did, the man to my left pulled out a pistol, put it to his head, and pulled the trigger. The bullet passed through his head, and through the space above me where my head would have been if I hadn’t bent down to pick up the penny. Blood and brain matter showered the left side of my face and body as I picked up the penny.

Everybody got quiet. I stood up and walked over to the garbage can, showed the penny to a couple of people who were watching me with that slack jawed expression and said, “Lucky penny”. I dropped the penny into the trash, then everybody started to whisper. They seemed more shocked that I would throw away a ‘lucky penny’ than by the fact that a man just blew his brains out in the middle of all of them, and I was standing there wearing all the spatter.

All I could think of was, why didn’t that dumb-assed manager just hire Oros?

Request– Does [Oros] mean anything? That name is stuck in my head.
Nerd Word of the Day: Celebutard
I agree with Me Lika on this one… Bono has to be high on this list, along with Tom Cruise. The more you think about it, the longer the list gets.
Maybe that just indicates the effects that fame has on people in general.