Nerd Word of the Day: Cashtration
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Cashtration: A single man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and can no longer afford to impress the ladies suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.
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got me a bulge a bulga for my money
and along comes a playboy bunny
she says to me: “want to have a good time?”
“sure” I said “your place or mine?”
oh, we can go up to room sixty-nine
oh yeah baby, this mama’s going to treat you real fine
{moral of this story}:
guys, I should have duct tapped my bulga to my thigh
because she bopped me in the head as she was looking me in the eye
I woke up with a sore head in bed
“I have been cashtrated!”
took all my money
Any guy who needs to rely on a generous cash flow to impress the ladies should not be mating anyway. Cashtration could easily be redefined as, “Loser needs a job.”
Of course Marina has always been on top of these things, as proof
keeping with the balls theme
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“Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.” – Sherlock Holmes by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930Here is a story about a sinner,
He used to be a winner who enjoyed a life of prominence and position,
But the pressures at the office and his socialite engagements,
And his selfish wifes fanatical ambition,
It turned him to the booze,
And he got mixed up with a floosie
And she led him to a life of indecision.
The floosie made him spend his dole
She left him lying on skid row
A drunken lag in some salvation army mission.
Its such a sham
A single man… eunuch pronounced as unic, uni being single, and c as in cas(h)(t)rated man
Why does the definition say single man. Perhaps it just assumes that all married, by defintion, are automatically cashtrated.
“…professionals. Some anthropologists take a cross-disciplinary approach to the field, studying linguistics, chemistry, nutrition, or behavioral science, and apply the methodologies of those disciplines to their study of culture. Qualities that encourage success in this field include a nonjudgmental, inquisitive mind; patience; and the ability to make inferences from incomplete information…”that information from Princeton Review…Colleges with Pre-Law Programs
Graduate Programs for Careers in Law
…new music
okee dokee. How about some skynyrd, simple man?
I like this one. Sounds a little bit like a soft version of Metallica, with all the hard stuff removed from the music.
Blackfoot – Gimme Gimme (live ‘82)…
…hope i is not a bother
Bother? Definately not. I do not always get understand your point, but I enjoy your honesty and spontaniety.
Do not worry about unkowingly offending anyone here. You should know by now that this group is not one to suffer in silence. 
Time to do some serious school work. Peace to you.
Great word, cashtration…we see the Nations of the world, turning fathers, men and mothers into [EUNuCHS]…tax-payers are treated like sluts…the nations teach scocial studies and beg for mercy from shelter and emotions…workers for sluttier government…love freedom to de-press…{with air-heads butting}
…}free{ new coined Words…Hot off the press of HotForWords
Reminds me of a Robin Williams joke:
Divorce: From the Latin for “Rip a man’s genitals out through his wallet”…
Women who are only impressed by money are like Kleenex – to be used once and tossed away.
Women worth impressing appreciate charisma and self confidence; how else would ugly guys ever get a supermodel?
Marina is impressed by proper grammar, as she told us in her Teacher’s Tip video promoting Whitesmoke®.
But if you really want to impress a woman, just shut your mouth and listen to her with your undivided attention.
Undivided attention?
Not everyone is capable of achieving that, Bob. Or at least, achieving it for a decent amount of time.
“Nothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn’t look up. Well, maybe once.”
- Isaac Asimov (1920-1992)
check it out:
–> link.
i’m not an anthropologist, but i’m sure they could say something about that.
Heck, if these prime-brained darwinistic scientists say so. But are we talking about real orgasms or fake ones? Ah! The one million dollar question!
Forsooth. Evolution being what it is, I am sure women will soon have full-scale orgasms only by hearing the tickling sound of gold and feeling the caress of freshly printed paper money.
oh, please.
besides. if you got a lot of money and a hot chick — what the hell does it matter if she’s faking it or not?
To you, it doesn’t matter. To her, I dunno man. You ask her.
stash the cash…JACK
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do i work? sort of. why?
From an anthroplogist’s point of view, the women, in selecting a mate, would choose traits that would demonstrate the man would be a good father. If the woman believes that material wealth would be beneficial to the offspring, then this would make sense. This is based on the assumption, however, that women do place a high value on material wealth as a benefit for their children. I am not convinced this is always the case.
From a historian’s perspective, I can see that Western women have only recently been able to attain material wealth by their own merit. Even today, women receive quite a bit of discrimination about being able to earn money. In Western society, women were exclusively dependent upon the men in their family for their wealth and status. Only recently have women been able to earn even some degree of financial independence. Women have been placed in the situation where they are forced to manipulate that wealth from the men.
From historical, sociological, and anthropological views, it entirely makes sense that women are more manipulative in attaining material wealth and status. Men are more simple. Our interests are generally much more simple and predictable. Feed us, have sex with us, don’t expect us to
talklisten too much… uh, that’s about it.Bsomebody, life has taught me one thing. If you don’t listen, act like you do, even if your brain is out there, billions of parsecs away, wandering on its own, not paying any attention to the person in front of you. If you don’t understand, say you do. Just make eye contact. It’s a great way to establish a dialog!
Yes, that works for a little while. I have gotten myself into more than one bind, though, when she remembers the details from that conversation. I just get a glossey-eyed look and stumble, “uh… huh, wha?”
“Sincerity, once you know how to fake that you’ve got it made.”
Unknown.
You’re very wise, Bob.
I thought that was the definition for marriage.
Your right -
It all evolved from my JOKE POST on the FTW video lesson. Marina wanted to reflect the financial problems of recent times.
YES it is
Ouch!
Ca$htration now? Financial impotence?
Ah, the ladies. The ladies. The irresistible little charming barbie dolls… They are just NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER and NEVER satisfied. You’d give them a mountain of cash, and they’d ask for the moon. You’d give them the moon, and they’d ask for the sun. You’d give them the sun, and they’d ask for the most beautiful star of the universe!
Better off alone!
Look what happened to Poor old Tom
Blue Cat Blues – Tom & Jerry
Or perhaps he got CATstrated
I am far from being a nobel prize in psychology, but this looks more to me like a typical case of cashtration and has nothing related to catstration yet I am of course open to any positive criticism.
There are 2 solutions to this problem. 1) Bail the cashtrated cat out. 2) Catstrate the cat.
Both options will fix the problem and he’ll become a fatcat.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-9050474362583451279
IT’S All-most time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL_RbCGxqsc
Always love the Stones, and this is one of all-time mostest favoritest songs in the whole wild world.
That DEVIL Is good at confusing me
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“Maybe this world is another planet’s Hell.” – Aldous Huxley 1894-19
That was pretty good stuff, danielpool. I teach economics at the high school level, and it still makes my brain scrachy if I try to make too much sense of it.
Thank You bsomebody I Need more wisdom. Wisdom is the best. Knowledge all ways changes.
Good stuff danielpool: money is cheap…(really long video)…remember John Deere and his agents selling plows? New money is created by the class struggle.
John Deere Plow ASABE Landmark No 7
Being married as long as I have, I had to do a little scientific research. “Before you can create romantic inductance with her you need to overcome her inertia about you.”
Is it cash or an understanding of science that will give an ugly guy hope?
thanks, BillyB
This is the defination of cashtration The finicial condition a woman puts her significant other in so he can’t be getting it from any other ho but her. Typically associated with hot hollywood women.
that’s financial and sexual condition
I am beginning to hate Internet Explorer they can’t even get tab browsing correct and no spell check.
Firefox is a little better. Lots of addons available so you can keep the IE look-and-feel. They keep updating it every other week, though – kind of a pain. I just disable the automatic settings and that makes it bearable.
Yes that’s why i’m using Firefox but sometimes I E opens from links out of my mail program and i don’t always notice i am using it
Try Google Chrome , see if it works better . At least it starts up faster than IE
… Guess the Word II (2)..Last question? Depression is hollow. Mental madness is depress-erctiotext?…oh, make it up yourself…geek world of nerds, bite back…”hotfor(d-texting
)words
Funny you should mention texting, don’t know how, not going to learn, I don’t even Know how to check my voice mail no biggie and not a problem.
TEXAS…John: anything scribbelled or spelt is text. Smoke single too.
tech-text..primitive texting
tex…phlo.gistic
Okay, Chacha. I’ll play. How about money or money
or money for nothin’
OR, if you want something a little different.
Gunsmoke – Never Pester Chester Pt. 1of3…sum old tricks never die
“…that’s the way to do it … chicks for free”
Your cash ain’t nuthin’ but trash
That was great Doug I am a big Steve miller fan good tune haven’t heard it for a long time
I’m glad you like it
You ought to put that on your favorites at your YT page.
I checked out your page, and you look like you’re coming along with it.
It took me awhile to get mine into shape. Check out what I was able to do for the background graphic
That is funny. If you havn’t saved any old out of date words here is a site that can help you do that, and it is fun. http://www.savethewords.org/
Chief
Hey, chief. Lady M showed us this site, too. I am pleased to announce that I am the proud caretaker of “resarciate.” It has come in quite handy.
chief: cool site…Adopt a word!…HOTforWORDS..
Scissor Girls on Chic A Go Goor love thisThe Scissor Girls, Live At Empty Bottle, Chicago [ouch]
Oh that’s funny.. wait.. that could be an issue. That’s a very big issue… Hummm I wonder how many men are experiencing this cashtration right now?
Is that true?!
Hey!!!
Who can lend me a few cents?
Azita sings the dictionary…
Oh, man.
Now it makes sense. All those years of self-doubt, and it turns out that reason the ladies had nothing to do with me was just because I had no cash. It was a good thing the former future Mrs. Somebody came along when she did. I am not necessarily motivated to acquire money. Of course, I do like some of the things that cash can get. I generally find that most of this material stuff just gets in the way.
Ladies can only be impressed by money ?
Yep! Only money can impress them! Nothing else at all!!! Truckloads of $$$$$$. Boatloads of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. Supertankers full of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!! Rivers of $$$, oceans of $$$. By the billions! By the quadrillions! By the sexdecillions! By the googols!
And voila, that’s for the ladies. Chicks and babes are different.
I’m sure Marina isn’t that kind of lady . Oh , she’s a Lady with a capital “L”
Dear Marina, I hope you never have cash difficulties. Of course, your value as a person isn’t measured by the vast sums of money you accumulate. Instead, it’s the quality of your character that matters, as in whether you have a kind disposition, a pleasant personality, a gentle nature, the goodness in your heart, and last but not least, that stacked, slender body of yours!
Ouch!
Money makes you handsome
Che Volay says: 134.3.3October 16, 2008 at 7:50 pm
PPD = Post Penal Drip
Wanker = Masturbation
Che: thuoght to bring your comment back, PPD[blues]
One etymology of THAT WORD places the origin in military barracks, where the rhythmic motion of one “bashing the bishop” or “spanking the monkey” would set up a semi-musical sound originating from the old fashioned bedsprings suggesting the onomatopea “w**k, w**k, w**k, w**k.”
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“Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.” – George Eliot 1819-1880…
Wow! I guess George Eliot was in a cynical mood. Where would YT be without randomly asinine statements?
Jim Garland – I Don’t Want Your Millions, Mister..[jobatext]
James for TA, he aims with no shame!
I hold my balls, cash rushed to my brain; it flowed like grains. be good to the last drop!*!*!*!*!*!