Comments on: GTW Game XVI

By: hs4mm

hs4mm — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:21:45 +0000

I actually looked up Chaperon in the OED after I wrote my answer and before the Official answer came out, but didn’t get a chance to enter an extract from the OED: (1) A hood or cap formerly worn by nobles, and after the 16th C. by ladies; (2) part of the full dress (habit) of the Knights of the Garter.

By: jimj122345

jimj122345 — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:27:47 +0000

What was that that “Bitch thing about?” Go figure. Jimj1245

By: big ed

big ed — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:31:49 +0000

That’s what I keep trying to tell folks(going online is my NEW THERAPY!), but for some strange reason they think you have to pay an overworked professional $60/hour just to listen This way I don’t even have to leave the house (unless I want to)

By: Che Volay

Che Volay — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 21:09:16 +0000

Me think you can skip your appointment today lol

By: big ed

big ed — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 20:21:33 +0000

Chaperone or chaperoni. What-the-fucc-ever, an outdated and humiliating social practice that only found its way into premodern times (ssooo 20th century ) via bourgeois need to “protect” their offspring from doing what Mother Nature intended them to do in the first place! These days, here in what is known as REALITY, teenage guys n gals have cell phones w/ texting (or “sexting”) abilities and/or speed-dial in case things get out of hand. So, if John finally wins Heather’s little head-game of hard to get and convinces her to go out w/ him Saturday night to the Coldplay concert ['cos nothing's safer than being in a public place crowded w/ thousands of loaded, horny & sometimes violent teens/ college kids/ adults (potential pedophiles ); 90% of which are just trying to get laid at all costs], and after a magical evening of: ear-busting music, both kids getting groped/ propositioned by 100s of strangers, getting soaking wet from everyone’s spilled beverages, getting into/avoiding/watching a dozen fights between intoxicated wanna-be’s (who fight like victims of bitchassness), eventually agreeing to “go somewhere more private”, and paying $50 for a $15 t-shirt on the way out. The lovely couple eventually make it back to their vehicle for some quality time by themselves. Now, after 20-45 mins. of kissing, stroking, licking, panting, and desperate bargaining [depending on who paid for everything] Heather stops playing the role of the chaste goody-2-shoes snake-teaser and lets John claim his carnal prize!
The moment of Truth & Judgement is upon us! If Johny-boy knows what he’s doing from countless hours of self-servicing porn study (actually paying attention to the whole turn of events instead of just skipping to the “good parts”) and impresses Heather w/ his skills-that-pay-the-bills, then a great time is had by all, leading to a RELATIONSHIP or at least friends w/ benifits. But, if John fumbles n bumbles around like an ignorant little virgin, keeps repeating how sorry he is for every mistake, skips the foreplay and/or discharges his firearm before getting the chance to draw down on Heather’s kitty — within 2-3 days EVERYBODY at school/work/whatever is laughing at poor John and his complete lack of carnal knowledge/ self control!! Dumbass probably didn’t even suspect her of texting/calling all her fake friends while he was patting himself on the back and disposing of the soiled condom(s) no matter how things went…
If you’re still reading this, the Moral of the Story is : Today’s chaperones are tiny, digital devices known as “cellies”. Oh, and there is no such thing as true privacy anymore. Got to bounce now! (late for my appointment w/ my therapist )

By: senior

senior — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:27:07 +0000

[with all due respect]

I hear this all time. Is it a sign of respect or an insult or could it be both?

By: hotfor_hotforwords

hotfor_hotforwords — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:14:23 +0000

Ooo reminds me of one of my favorite words, which hopefully you’ll get around to as well: [canoodle] …as when Pat O’Brien or whomever states whichever hot celebrity was caught canoodling at Geisha House with some mystery blonde. Oh and hey, [geisha] for that matter too. Which makes me think of [concubine] as well.

danke

By: leonard

leonard — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:58:47 +0000

Mental excuses is not for grown-up dopes…..winter blues of the bi-polars and the love of love is not hollow…I 2nd [Manic]—hot—for—words—breaks for love of WORDS

By: Che Volay

Che Volay — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:43:36 +0000

Chaperoni is the Italian mother who follow two steps behind her daughter while she is on a date.

By: Marina

Marina — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:33:29 +0000

Hob nob is a good one.. I’d like to know the origin as well.. must investigate!