Nerd Word of the Day: Vajayjay
Vajayjay: A pet name or foolish slang word for the vagina.
Coined by the creator of Grey’s Anatomy to avoid hassles from network television censors.
Initially popularized by Oprah, Jimmy Kimmel, Tyra Banks and Perez Hilton.
Telephone
My book of Gray’s Anatomy in Dental School never had this listed!! LOL
They should get rid of that word. It’s VAGINA, you PUSSIES!
Penis Song From The Sweetest Thing
Has a girlfriend ever told you her pet name for her Vajayjay. We all know guys have special name for their own penis.
It’s all about cuntrol
Tried to copy the image to store it but had problems.
This is why women will never be equal, they have an unfair advantage.
My secretary got that pic off her facebook superwall or something. I just googled the words from the “talk baloon” & that was the first one up.
That’s so cute!
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good day nerds
My dyslexia read your comment as ‘Gay nerd day’
Remember Vee Jay Records, one ‘jay’ short of a hoo hoo
FYI – You can say vagina on TV, I heard it last night on The New Adventures of Old Christine this word was used about three times in five minutes.
So why wouldn’t it be acceptable to use the word “vagina”? It’s the accepted anatomical and medical word for that part of the female anatomy that males are reputed to think about dozens of times a day.
It’s a very sick society when people are so up-tight that they can’t bring themselves to talk about things, even using the “professional” terminology.
Now here are two real nerd words for you:-
A promiscuous man = a vagibond.
A cunniliguist = a vagitarian.
Excellent! (Comments and words!) What would be the female counterparts (promiscuous woman, and woman interested in cunnilingus)?
Hmm … I’ll have to think about those for a while, however, a woman who is always watching for, and looking to hinder and punish, healthy male activities for releasing energy = a vagilante.
FYI – Vegetarian women taste different from a meat eater, some connoisseur have told me the flavor is sweeter.
{ Che hangs out at Whole Foods scoping out the veggie ladies, results will be publish soon }
Looks like I checked out the nerd word of the day on the right day. Actually, I probably wouldn’t have even noticed the feature if you had selected another word. I guess it did it’s job. It definitely got my attention. That’s one of my all-time favorite topics. This ranks up there with the pusilanimous video. Who is Perez Hilton? Do you mean Paris Hilton, or am I just completely out of touch and have no idea how to spell a spoiled brat’s name?
Perez Hilton is a gossip columnist. http://www.perezhilton.com
I have a young friend, who’s name is Peter Dick. Do you not think he was made fun of at school. He has grown up into a fine, even tempered young man, level headed & ultra cool. Nobody that knows him thinks anything derogatory about him & his name is thought of with honour… because of his character. He is athletic & vibrant, dependable & a thinker. Willing to go it on his own, or be a good team player & lead when called to do so & if anybody should happen to make fun of him because of his name, (he could easily rip their head off, litteraly or with his words). He chooses to ignore the imaturity & treats them as if they hadn’ta even said nothin’. Many choose to take offence, at times, if they feel somebody is too close to touching their insecurities though.
Thought of the Nascar great, Dick Trickle, hearing what I’m sure he heard growing up. Yet even today , his name is respected amongst those who know & have known him.
Vijay Singh comes to mind with this post, because of the sound of his name, but knowing what he has done & won & the respect he has earned, his name transcends any assosciation with the nerd word of the day… except that it sounds a little similar.
I was brought up in a such a time, that it has been difficult for me to say or even write the word Vagina… as a matter of fact that may have been my first time. Don’t expect I’ll ever use today’s word tho… oh well my loss.
I need a cigarette now 8^)
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When the internet had just come out (IE vs Netscape 1.0 wars, no internet ads etc.), a young (late teens?) Canadian girl created a web-site to document, in great detail, her explorations of her vagina. I looked briefly at the site in preparation to make this comment; one big change is that even though I knew of the origin of this site, I can no longer determine the origin of the site by briefly browsing the site — it now appears to be a collection of writings by many people and has badly placed ads — it is no longer one girl’s very personal document about her detailed explorations of herself offered as her gift to the world.
A few years after the girl came out with her site, some guy created a counter-part site; there might be a link to it from the above site, I don’t really know or care.
Did anyone even imagine that such a site would exist, and that one would find out about it while visiting HFW?
–Hs4Mm
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Oops! Ran out of time to make a correction: … it is no longer one girl’s very personal document about her detailed explorations of herself offered as her gift to
the worldthose who cared to know.Perhaps Susan Pouter said it best when she cried out “STOP THE INSANITY!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....O89J6ouwgE
T.N.U.C
tayljim: excellence…thanks for the funk*****leonard says: 7.1.1March 18, 2009 at 3:32 pm
t-n-u-c-c-u-n-t.. seas(fish).you.end.tea..[air]
This reminds me of Cartman telling Kenny he had to call his penis a “fireman”.
“No, Kenny!”
Why can’t people just grow up and say the word, for heaven’s sake? Va…., er uh… va-a…..vvvvuhhhhh.
Well, shoot. Anyhow, I was shocked not too long ago when I read one of Olivia Munn’s posts, or some such, on her website and the dialog used the term vag. I chuckled. I forget the exact context, but the phrase went, “Nice vag.” Probably referring to some starlet climbing from her sports car with the paparazzi clicking away. It’s such a natural nickname, vag yet I’d never heard it before. Not too fond of vajayjay. Too cutsy. Whatever works. Vagina is a weird-ass sounding word.
I’m with ya on that one.
We call it a peep, hooch, twinkie, jiney, monkey, beaver, hoo-hoo, bearded clam, or even “that special place,” anything but a va… er, vagiiiii…
You left out “gash” and “cunt” didn’t you
I don’t know why, but those words sound as if they’re derogatory. Odd isn’t it, that just the sound of a word
carries with it meaning or emotion? Compare gash and cunt to pussy and muff. The latter two sound more loving, don’t they?
Maybe I hang out with the wrong crowd
I know women who say they’ll say cunt because it sounds purriful to them. 
I think it important we be choosy in how we refer to that thing. Of course, context is everything. Naturally, if you’re smoking and joking with the guys, one wants to add humor, whereas, if you’re in mixed company, a whole ‘nuther approach is called for. And surely, when one-on-one with a significant other, the choice of words should be consistent with the mood.
It’s censors who make a beef over these things for if it’s left up to weirdos to decide what goes where, when, how and what they may find erotic symbolism in the word “chair” and then suddenly no mention of the word “stool” in the vernacular. Like the other night I was watching some horribly boring show about detectives and the censors dubbed out the word “ass” and replaced it with “tail”. I laughed my tail off! If these censors knew they were doing me a favor they’d surely have been pis, er, teed off.
There are the official censors, which most of us despise, and then there are the societal censors…peeps just like you and me, and sometimes like sis or ma, or just whoever happens to be there, who could “tsk-tsk” or “poo-poo” certain language. It’s all very trendy, full of feedback loops on what’s acceptable and what isn’t. It would be humorous to listen in on how official sensors decide on what’s acceptable and what’s not.
‘Eagh’ if you even suspect me of “societal censoring” please just tell me off right away. Peeps should be incensed about ANY sort of censorship.
You’re off the hook, greatestpotential. It was just a test. We can trust you now. Just lay low for now, and we’ll get in touch with you with a case. They’ll probably think you’re one of them. You should know that infiltration of the censors is a dangerous game, and if you get caught, we’ll deny we knew anything about you.
Related to this:
Have you noticed how it’s apparently o.k. with censors to depict men taking a leak in movies and on t.v., but not women? Humorous.
@originalistrick
Yes, I’ve noticed that too. In movies these guys can even get built up to superhero status just for taking a whiz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related
It’s because men don’t squat.
Can I be a nerd?
know [flites] or flytes….flitter-twitterFLITING-TWITING(war of words)
But of course you can be a nerd!! No more war… Ssshhhhhhh!
Let’s be quiet boys! The teacher has a whole shitlo… ooooops.. a whole trusty buch of lovely pets. Let’s see what she come up with to surprise us all! I am sure she must be concocting new tricks and tips with her worthy best of the crop HVR-V1U. You know, she can be sooooo hilarious when she wants!!!
If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I personally believe that most of our teachers “educate” the intelligence out of our children.
I agree. My nephews in Thailand are smarter at the age of three and four than I have ever been.
What’s next in this area of word play?… Boenoener or Bononer?
Like… Oprah says, ” My Vajajay should could use a decent Bononer!”
ouch, dammit… you made me choke on my espresso, and some shot out of my nose.
Bonus pay for the boners of AMERICA…Marina’s take on original vAgINA…brazil too…[letters]
Marina, this word category has created controversy beyond what is expected, I for one don’t object to the title. but perhaps another category could be “Nerd Word Nominee of the Day/Week”
Yes! yes! We should go back to more serious words. Vajayjay, vajayjay, what is that? If we continue like this we will have pipicacaboudin as a nerd word?
I second Johnny! Let’s have more serious stuff! Something scientific, businesslike, something different! GNAP!
Johnny was my fathers nick name of my mothers call me Johnny and you will have an enemy for life.
Oh! I am sorry J. Is J suitable? Or do you prefer John?
A suggestion if I may. Just change your nick name to John don’t call me Johnny. If you don’t like J, change it to John don’t call me Johnny and don’t call me J. So nobody will ever do that mistake again.
Oh i see your one of those people whom has been over- educated into the realm of stupidity. Why not just use the published name by the icon/avatar; neuroway?
OMG yes! John! I swear I will remember!
How could I be so stupid? Probably my bad foreign education! Why not use the published name by the icon/avatar? Geeee! Of course! Yes! How can it be I didn’t think of it before!
Sorry, sorry and sorry again!
See more proof is made available.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....Eo8poVlQrM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....annel_page
Call me Dotty, and you die – Animaniacs
(t=0m20s)
Tingeling – TINGALIIN- RUSSIAN BASE-LOVERS REMIX MelodiFestivalen 2009…[gravy][dressing]..
who stoled my flower..gnap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....BjT2ZRtESQ
Marina,
You know what would be extra cool?
Is if mmm say, every three days you made a very short, raw and uncut vid of you telling us whats going on with you in your world at that particular time. You know, just to share a little something with your loyal student body here on your site. Maybe right after you get up and are drinking your morning tea or on the way out for a nice dinner. It could be called something like, A Minute With Marina or The Marina Minute.
For site use only, of course.
Uncut, Unrehearsed, no effects, on a semi-personal level = Very extra Cool.
Way to go PageDoll.
I got it!…
Marina: UNplugged
I’m in.
Yeah buddy – just what Marina wants; more work to appease her devoted minions.
I am anxiously perched on the edge of my seat awaiting the new forum!
No flushing allowed…poor kitty cat…left in a [toi.l.et]..toilet
Raw and unfiltered… just like us!
That is a very good suggestion, Pagedoll
Please be careful when you use the word “uncut” for you may generate further naughty discussion.
Maybe we could circumvent the censors by using circumstantial evidence?
Although I am curious about such things, I think it should NOT be done. Marina’s tweets convey some of the information; many of her projects she can’t talk about (and to the extent to which she can disclose information on her projects, she does so); and, as any other human being, she too needs to keep some things private — she needs privacy too. This site is extremely professional; such a video will detract from the professionalism of this site. I do think (especially after reviewing the lesson on nerd and noting its derogatory connotations) that the Nerd Word of the Day (NWOD) feature belongs in the site — but the proposed video would not. I do not think it would be cool — it is the sort of uncool, nerdy thing that would be done by a woman who uses the word vajj — and such a woman would actually be dishonest and fake it (meaning put up a prepared, edited video and claim it to be raw, uncut)!
–Hs4Mm
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Oh I’m just chalk full of good ideas…
That would just be a video twitter, or um, a twitteo. (Oh, gosh, now I’m doing it.)
Vajayjay – rolls right off the tongue, doesn’t it?
If what you post on Twitter are Tweets, what rolls off the tongue must be Kleets.
(If I can stop laughing long enough to do this…)
Now instead of TwitPics we can have TweetKleets!
Q. What do you call a black girls fun joystick?
A. A “Clitorice stick”.
Sometimes it rolls back on the tongue. That’s all ways nice
I reading to much in this
I like the sound of it. Vajayjay. Vajayjay. I think I will use this one outside of the nerd word of the day context.
vjayjay should not be confuse with vj day, Victory over Japan Day, only Rhode Island commemorates this holiday, so you need to work in RI to get the day off.
{ You’ll thank me if your ever in the Cash Cab }
Marina has pointed out that these are words that are spouting into usage, and that she is against them becoming a part of normal use.
Personally, I like this section. It serves as a reminder that language is always evolving. I think what is causing a lot of the friction, is that some of the words brought up also highlight the cheapening of our culture. Words like “vajayjay” and “bitchassness” are just symptoms of pop culture’s tendency to dumb down and coarsen.
On the other hand, I think words like “locavore” have potential. Each of us has the option to use what we believe has quality.
Personally, I hope “locavore” makes it into public usage. I have high hopes for more-localized economy (says the guy who buys stock in Wal-Mart
) I also believe that smaller, more local farms are more likely to provide high-quality food with less pesticides, preservatives, and other gunky additives.
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As for the other words, I am glad Lady M brought them to my attention. 1) I will know what my high school students are discussing. 2) I will have a ready-made response for those who choose to overly colloqialize the language.
{WTF is colloqialize, anyway?
Do you drink coffee? [local]-weedsports for gardens and fairs
Yes, I do drink coffee, and I will most likely continue get it from a distant source. I am not a zealot. I can, however, get tomatoes, green beans, peas, potatoes, cabbage, cucumbers, etc. either from local farmers or home-grown. I can also choose to buy cars made more locally, furniture made in the area, but that is another topic. Locavorism rocks!
Support your local 4-H…head, health, hands and heart….[forensic]…subsidies…foretaste…
On one of the House episodes, a doctor referred to a patient’s “hoo-hoo,” probably for the same reason. Incorporating slang into a censored format can be difficult, so let’s just invent a new word.
I like the idea that TV has some degree of regulation. Parents still need to monitor what their children watch, but with TV ratings, we have some type of help to guide us.
Some day some woman will probably want to use this word for one of her children’s name.
How would I use this word in a sentence, ummmm…
While was sitting in the surf a big wave swoosh beach sand into little Mary’s vajayjay.
This is the V P I find a little more interesting… the “Sky Diamonds” channel is kinda like the laundry room (work area) of her creative mind. Would like to see some, more dramatic, stuff from her rather than just pandering to the number crunchers & kidz.
“Initially popularized by Oprah, Jimmy Kimmel, Tyra Banks and Perez Hilton”. I always thought it was popular a really long ways back in history.
Marina, The comments in this new section are representative of you changing the formula of Coca Cola.
You may not have been in the country at that time, so Google it or ask someone about this fiasco.
Peace
Che
Marina,
…This is a good word for stirring the pot, here on your website, this is like looking for misogyny. A sort of “Searching for Bobby Fischer” (movie) move akin to a chess move maybe?
This segment should be titled, “Dumbass Word o’ Day” (or DWOD for short).
Like bitchassness, now dumb-cunt…
I know that the indigenous peoples of North America, considers “squaw” the word for vagina and thinks that it, is rude ‘nouning’ 
[CONSONANCE]…con.so.nan.tal…twat-twitter
I think this is the sort of word a slovenly, self-loathing, man(male)-hating woman would use as she forces her disgusting, miserable self upon decent people.
WITH A NAME LIKE THAT I WOULDN’T KNOW WHETHER TO SCRATCH IT OR RUN!!!
hmmm. How is vajayjay a nerd word? But I had wondered where it came from.
I have only played Scrabble once; came across the following: “Za,” “qi” and “zzz” were added recently to the {Scrabble’s} official word list for its original English-language edition.
Here is something to think about….my lead from bsomebody…And Robert’s reference to the etymology of travail is a good point. The OED says that travail, v. is
… held by Romanic scholars generally to represent a late pop.L. or Com. Rom. *trepāliāre, deriv. of trepālium (582 A.D. in Du Cange), an instrument or engine of torture (prob. f. L. trēs, tria three + pālus stake, being so named from its structure). The etymological sense was thus ‘to put to torture, torment’, passing at an early stage into those of ‘afflict, vex, trouble, harass, weary’. Through the refl. sense ‘to trouble, afflict, or weary oneself’, came the intrans. ‘to toil, work hard, labour’. Thence also (as is generally thought) the verbal ns. OF. travail m. and travaille f., ME. travail, -aile:…[
text surgery]
just funning
Crazy and fun…everybody…lets play with our selves …with words.
see you end-c-u-n
n-i-n-g move of Marinas intelligence gathering instincts?
t-n-u-c-c-u-n-t.. seas(fish).you.end.tea..[air]
A question assuming people who come here are knowledgeable about twitter: If A sends a tweet to @B, and, some significant time later, A deletes the tweet, will B’s copy still remain? Or does the delete propagate to B’s copy?
The “converse” question: If A sends an @B, and, after some time, B deletes the tweet, will A’s copy get deleted too?
Since nerd word of the day is the place to high-light, to put it mildly, silliness in today’s culture: I suppose people know about the NBA player who got into trouble for tweeting during a game against the Celtics. Earlier today, John Madden commented on this; his comments are not earth-shattering, but if you are curious, they occur at about 7:10 in the mp3 file to be found for today’s Daily Madden podcast at kcbs.com -> audio tab -> Daily Madden.
Vanilla works just fine.
French vanilla is even better than plain vanilla.
This vajayjay word is just baby talky, isn’t it?
So, your nerd words are for people watching Oprah??
(This whole segment is sucking big ass chunks, y’know?)
Is Jimmy Kimmel still blowing up like a party ballon?
I already know Tyra and Oprah are…
Who is Perez Hilton??
Is this segment the Obamafication* of HFW?
(*change for the worse leading to disaster)
I notice you’re are still dodging the Diddy bullet…
WHY was that something you found “funny”???
(your silence speaks volumes…)
Back in the day I liked ‘Cherry Vanilla’
I…simply don’t know what to say to that.
Excellent, Che.
Good to know my comedy is not being wasted here.
Never.
Sometimes you have to think inside the vajayjay to think outside the box
There really shouldn’t be any obscenity laws — it is the responsibility of parents to ensure that their children hear and see only what they as their parents consider appropriate. Also, the sound va-jj is so un-attractive!
If words hadn’t been held hostage to begin with there wouldn’t have been any gripes and instead of v-chips being implanted into the soft membrained shelled skulls of children to block out so-called inappropriate words there would be in it’s place some common sense rather than some perverted mandate of ideoilllogical supernaturalism about how words get worded.
There are other slang words for that: pussy, beaver, (not that I know very many of them), so I wonder why there was any need for another slang word for that?
Seesixcm6
one word!!!!…………..HHUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! that’s a good one.