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Here is a funny video that sums up Twitter :-)

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  1. thegorn says: 764

    thegorn to much shit ago

    now she’s on facebook, myspace, and I see celebstweeting, had to make a separate file for this girl…

  2. thegorn says: 763

    thegorn a teacher ago

    “The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C’, the idea must be feasible.” – A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith’s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service – Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.

    teacher could not tell it was feasible from the get go? I guess because teachers work in an abstract environment thus not having a good concept of the real world. sorry teach…

  3. :| greatestpotential a blub blub moment ago

    alax, try sticking your head inside a fishbowl

    *just kidding*

    russian interview (really bad artwork)

    http://i32.tinypic.com/2ezsisg.jpg

  4. :o greatestpotential a tweet ago

    funny video

    There’s star trek triva to impress the ladies with & there’s also aquarium castles. Nothing quite like spending a quiet evening with a date watching the fish glide around in their castles.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj4qu6oguPo

  5. :o greatestpotential a participant at the hfw site moment ago

    @hotforwords wow, now i know why peeps line up and wait so long to get a slice of pizza there :!: whatta whopper :!:

  6. :| greatestpotential a towel dry off ago

    @hotforwords that reminds me, i need to get some hair conditioner. that doesn’t look like kibbles n bits. bad dog :!:

  7. save those leftovers and put your autograph on the pizza crust with a sharpie pen and offer it as a prize for some lucky person who can get the next hotforwords guess the word game right.

  8. :lol: you could toss the pizza to the crowd. it’d be like hungry seals trying to snap up saradines (lmao)

  9. ah, i will say “luxembourg” because it is also known as the “grand dutchy” which seems sort of funny when it’s a tiny place just under 1000 square miles

  10. :| greatestpotential a hfw promotional moment

    @hotforwords peace on earth

  11. ;-) greatestpotential a sexy peek a boo hour ago

    @hotforwords putting this link here sneak peek into marina’s book

  12. greatestpotential now

    @hotforwords@sirius xm ~ very nice pic :!: woot!

  13. :smile: greatestpotential a new york minute ago

    @hotforwords what are numbers for ♪

  14. :!: greatestpotential fifteen minutes ago

    @hotforwords book day :!:

  15. greatestpotential goodnight teacher!

    looking forward to tomorrow :!:

    your student
    greatestpotential xoxox

  16. :| greatestpotential a tick tock ago

    @hotforwords nature calls

  17. :o greatestpotential after a series of excessive postings & meaningless ramblings

    @hotforwords blew off some steam with sis and i just told her i wanted to avoid getting cancer and dying from something stupid or whatever. she went shopping.

    cool it mann

    • leonard says: 748.1

      brave as a lion?, what is!!! telling assumed :smile: greatestpotential :smile: Keep UP the GREaT w0rk :!: :!: :!:

      [[[CRAZY]]]

      thegorn says: 743.4.3August 17, 2009 at 12:00 am
      thegorn a smooth flowing minute ago

      @capman911, I don’t understand how over posting in one area is messing with the flow of this site while waiting for the next lesson to appear what’s the difference in GP or say leonard’s continuous postings and ramblings in different areas as apposed to one?
      Unless something else is going on here?

      Reply
      Captain Jack says: 743.4.3.1August 17, 2009 at 1:32 pm
      The forums were created for random and off topic comments. Ieonard has some issues on his own. Don’t bring him into the mix.

      WHAT did I miss?

      ***)!(***

      :cool:

      U ROCK…bAby, mAn you reAlly r0ck—greatestestpotential! :!: !

  18. :smile: greatestpotential eight minutes ago

    @hotforwords xoxoxox

  19. :| greatestpotential a peaceful moment ago in the zen garden of cooperativeness

    @hotforwords your name up in lights

  20. :x greatestpotential a seaman’s order ago

    @hotforwords catching up on the classics mutiny on the bounty
    having a go at it… Rrrr… swabbing party, arggghhhh ye buggers :!:

  21. :sad: i know what’s going on
    my signifikunt other is acting like a suck-up on twitter and now the good captain is pressing the thumb screws down on me
    ok, i will play along for now..

  22. greatestpotential

    sis is coming over soon. test image

  23. :| greatestpotential a whatever moment ago

    dunno wtf the cryptic quasi geek atmospheric tonal suppression is about, doesn’t matter. sis will be over soon and she’ll keep me busy.

  24. greatestpotential right now

    @hotforwords borders event poster featuring teacher :!: luv those heels

  25. :smile: greatestpotential an outlandish seven minutes ago

    @hotforwords it’s hot in new york- good thing gorby got a haircut :!:

  26. ;-) greatestpotential a chillaxin moment ago

    @hotforwords sweet quote. i guess hungry minds discuss desserts then. border’s books has those in their cafe :!:

  27. :smile: greatestpotential ten minutes ago

    @hotforwords red sonja meets frank frazetta’s interpretation of robert e. howard’s lair of hair den

  28. ;-) greatestpotential ten minutes ago

    @hotforwords had a brief outing lovely pic

  29. greatestpotential a ben franklin ago

    @hotforwords fricken friday night

  30. :| greatestpotential a nanosecond ago

    @hotforwords a purrfeckt suppah :!:

    • leonard says: 733.1

      Dog-gone it…that made me hungry!!! :razz: :razz: :mrgreen: :razz: :razz: O*F*F$e*N*S*i*V*e

      An occaSional third world NaTioN is OccUpeYed

      is it funny to““~~~ twitt-nation-allie??OccUlt oCCuPaTioN[[[[[[prayer]]]]]make’m pray to pay-up or twitter me [odious]

      After I graduated from University…I worked the “offal” and did the killing-floor!!!$$$$

      :smile: I cut the asses out of poultry too…KNOW-9- THE pole it :smile:

  31. …6000 years in universe years is like a gazillion zillion years ago…

  32. :smile: greatestpotential a cold brew ago

    @hotforwords universes revolve around universes or was it that beer i just had talking…
    http://www.lightworks.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/emissionnebula.gif

  33. :| greatestpotential a half filled shopping cart ago

    @hotforwords i like the neon lit sign but my spidey sense is telling me to not to enter

  34. thegorn says: 729

    thegorn a clipped nail ago

    @hotforwords you should do toe nail art 4th like, looks cool…

    YUMMYTOES

  35. :smile: greatestpotential one and one half minutes ago

    @hotforwords omg :!: twitter opera :!:

  36. :grin: greatestpotential a crunchy six minutes ago

    @hotforwords this year’s green onion crop has been so good and that’s like an understatement. last batch of green onions i had i almost died after ingesting because i was so satisfied. i wanted to drive 150 miles to where the green onions are grown and kiss a farmer :!:

  37. :o greatestpotential three minutes ago

    @hotforwords ah, one of life’s many temptations

  38. :lol: greatestpotential a minute or so ago

    @hotforwords gorby’s hilarious :!: you’re making him purr

  39. :smile: greatestpotential ten minutes ago

    @hotforwords now all i have to do is come up with a short story to go along with this piece i call “raven’s club” (image test) maybe it will about a night club for crows *lol*

  40. :lol: greatestpotential two minutes ago

    @hotforwords persistence of lol

  41. :grin: greatestpotential seven minutes ago

    @hotforwords i’m so happy here, reclining in this easy chair

  42. :smile: greatestpotential now

    @hotforwords “hello” :!: figured you were busy. been having a funtime on your site. like over&outtie..

  43. Damiana says: 720

    it’s a little known fact.. Big Red toured with Van Halen in 2007 :!:

  44. :grin: greatestpotential a discovery moment

    @hotforwords oh yeah…listening to this… infected mushroom doing a remixed version of door’s rider’s on the storm trippy.

  45. :| greatestpotential a supper ago

    @hotforwords looks like some good eats. wouldn’t stab it with a fork tho, it may scream.

  46. :o greatestpotential five minutes ago

    @hotforwords boomer get big still a pup tho

  47. :shock: greatestpotential checking out marina photo shoot sneak pix peek

    @hotforwords wowie, those high boots rock :!: lol@well shaved gorby

  48. :smile: greatestpotential a few discoball spins ago

    @hotforwords let’s go dancing

  49. Hs4Mm says: 713

    For the past few hours: Stupid twitter-cat has been gobbling up my tweets.

    Caption: Sexy, intelligent, multi-billon dollar businesswoman who does a kick-ass job on the internet seen here during her relaxing, me-time inviting her lover to the couch. http://twitpic.com/df13e/full

  50. :smile: greatestpotential fifteen minutes ago

    @hotforwords very attractive

  51. greatestpotential 5 minutes ago

    this one’s for the adults

    oh look! it’s my favorite trio

  52. äläx says: 710

    this one’s for the kids … spongehead.

  53. ;-) alimentry my dear watson moment :idea:

    @hotforwords goodnight dreamer xoxoxo

  54. :shock: greatestpotential a mild suggestion moment

    @hotforwords something to show off your slim figure outfit fun

  55. thegorn says: 706

    thegorn a sail ago

    hotforwords where they shark fishing?
    http://twitpic.com/dcaq3

  56. :grin: greatestpotential after downing a neuro enhanced drink

    @hotforwords parachute fun ~ splash down :!:

  57. :smile: greatestpotential a knocked over canvas moment ago

    @hotforwords everyone is having wine tonight :!: cheers :!:

  58. Damiana says: 703

    This guy’s having way too much fun..

    Fun in the Sun

    yes, i fracked my first attempt. :lol:

  59. Damiana says: 702

    This guy’s having way too much fun..

    <a href=Fun in the Sun

  60. :grin: greatestpotential a dab of wet paint on yore monkey ass moment ago

    @hotforwords so funny :!: and it’s in color :!:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw_rOx-0_JE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEo6ysn3Iw8

  61. :!: greatestpotential submit!

    @hotforwords xena warrior princess says yt is still up@head like a hole (dribble mix) halo copper something or other

  62. :) greatestpotential a relaxing few hours ago

    @hotforwords cheers

  63. :) greatestpotential back in a flash, hey, i’m back now.. moment ago…

    @hotforwords welcome back. massage sounds oh so good

  64. :grin: greatestpotential five minutes ago

    @hotforwords gorby will leap into your arms :!:

  65. :smile: greatestpotential ten and a half minutes ago

    @hotforwords hotforwords letter & stationary pad paper

  66. :o greatestpotential seven minutes ago

    @hotforwords quick! tell us what KUTGW means :!:

  67. :| a full diaper load ago *jk*

    @hotforwords that’s messed up

  68. :cool: greatestpotential fifteen minutes ago

    @hotforwords “hello again!” xoxoxo

  69. ;-) greatestpotential a “hello” ago

    @hotforwords for marina & friends

  70. :smile: greatestpotential a glass of cool water ago

    @hotforwords secret love making sessions of “thee self”

    I like that bikini wear, yes I do ~ showing the love!

  71. :idea: greatestpotential a shining example moment ago

    @hotforwords I think go daddy could use me on their art dept. staff. I want to ride on that semper fi zooma bike. Plus, sexy babes work the phones there :lol:

  72. ;-) greatestpotential reading starfish movements in the ebb tide moment

    @hotforwords relaxing on a raft

  73. :smile: greatestpotential a squat walk and disco shuffle ago

    @hotwords see you got a nice tan going on

  74. :o greatestpotential three dances ago

    @hotforwords surfing at both ends, hanging twenty

  75. :o greatestpotential artist formerly known as van gogh on club drugs within the seventh psychedelic moment

    @hotforwords whiskey bar

  76. :razz: greatestpotential fifteen minutes ago

    @hotforwords rough draft exposure

  77. ;-) greatestpotential @ hotforwords adventure update moment

    @hotforwords dancing time :!:

  78. :lol: greatestpotential tan polyester bell bottom pants moment

    @hotforwords get down & boogie :!:

  79. :grin: greatestpotential five minutes ago

    @hotforwords i’m a believer

  80. :smile: greatestpotential contemplating a quick trip to the grocery store moment

    @hotforwords sis said she’d be coming by today

  81. :mrgreen: greatestpotential a 20,000 leagues under the sea with captain nemo moment in time

    @hotforwords coral heaven

  82. :smile: greatestpotential given the due consideration moment ago

    @hotforwords as legal as i wanna be

  83. :grin: greatestpotential ten minutes ago

    @hotforwords pretty

  84. :smile: greatestpotential are you seeing what you sea (scenic moment)

    @hotforwords hmmm, there’s a caption laying around here some place

  85. :shock: greatestpotential a hundred or so quick hand strokes ago

    @hotforwords LOL

  86. :smile: greatestpotential a hearty bowl of alphabet soup ago

    @hotforwords alas, or a loss, of an impossible art piece leads to a dilberate edgy version that’s missing something yet satisfactorally never quite satisfies the palette of the viewer. ver.2

  87. :o greatestpotential several x-men comics ago

    @hotforwords traditional fetish style with a dash of mutant perversion

  88. :twisted: greatestpotential come to think of it moment

    @hotforwords when paradise haunts hell not that many can see that

  89. :idea: greatestpotential enjoying the grand ta ta of sell-out moments

    @hotforwords after all business is business

  90. thegorn says: 668

    thegorn a billie holiday moment

    @hotforwords its moonglow

  91. :smile: greatestpotential eight minutes ago

    @hotforwords someone wanted saxy music

  92. :shock: greatestpotential a biological rush vitamin c integrated moment

    @hotforwords test image: http://i30.tinypic.com/24yby12.jpg

  93. :mrgreen: greatestpotential 1 minute ago

    @hotforwords naked girls music vid reminds me of this story i read about. a famous musician who was visiting france for the first time. this musician had eaten a meal that had gone bad the day he was to do a concert in france and was sitting on a public bus struggling to hold back his bowels somewhere in a busy metropolis area of france. he finally convinces the bus driver to let off and steps off the bus. noticing there were no public toilets he could get to in time he pulls his pants down right in the middle of a busy roadway and unloads a huge crap. a policeman is there and becomes angry with the musician for taking a shit in the open in a busy area of the city. the famous musican with his pants down to his ankles, with a steaming pile of his crap under his bare ass nearly breaks down and cries: “don’t you know who i’am!!!” don’t you know who i’am!!!” the policeman tickets the musician and and that was that.

  94. :cry: greatestpotential several painful yelps followed by a pathetic welp ago

    @hotforwords i couldn’t finish listening to this song it felt like my life was slipping away. oh the pain! not funny!

  95. :smile: greatestpotential twelve minutes ago

    @hotforwords earth in the balance, head in the balance, something

  96. :grin: greatestpotential five minutes ago

    @hotforwords l.a. mermaid in mykonos (lol)

  97. greatestpotential often expressing many erotic tendencies in an hour, hour

    @hotforwords mykonos pic

  98. :cool: greatestpotential flagging a taxi with sunglass glare signals

    @hotforwords shiny sunglasses

  99. :| greatestpotential enquiring minds want to know moment

    @hotforwords & everyone else :arrow: so what’s everyone planning to do this weekend :?:
    any ideas
    :?:

    • thegorn says: 659.1

      thegorn 1 minute ago

      @GP I’ve been punished thrown into the hfw’s dungeon with the rats running across the floor and a little window for light my freedoms of expression wretched away have the gods no mercy, the louboutins where painted red in my blood I feel each step exempts pain…

      And, After all the nice things I’ve said about her… LOL…

      • greatestpotential left to hang on the rack ages ago moment

        @the gorn

        Do what I do while your bound and stretched on the wall. Just open your mouth and wiggle your tongue around some. Then when a rat comes by thinking your tongue is food, snap down hard! That’s how to earn your dinner. Saying nice things really won’t you get you anywhere. There was more I wanted to say but I’d rather not give it away just yet. I will think about those Louboutins instead.

  100. greatestpotential seven minutes ago

    @hotforwords now that’s nice

  101. :cool: greatestpotential just 15 minutes ago at the oxygen bar

    @hotforwords you meet up with delphine by any chance(?)
    st. tropez

    love your new glasses by the way!

  102. :idea: greatestpotential nipple reaction in the science lab – level 5 – area fourteen moment

    @hotforwords bordèu milky rivers wetware chip (interior look) segmented view

  103. thegorn says: 655

    thegorn LOL…

    hotforwords

    “Plato was a bore.” – Friedrich Nietzsche 1844-1900 – Pain is not considered an objection to life: ‘If you have no more happiness to give me, well then! you still have suffering …’

    Lou Andreas-Salomé (1861-1937) – “When thou goest to woman, take thy whip.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbt30UnzRWw

  104. :smile: greatestpotential oh, about 20-30 sips of water ago

    @hotforwords delishous breakfast

  105. gorn says: 653

    thegorn LOL.. ago

    hotforwords

    “Plato was a bore.” – Friedrich Nietzsche 1844-1900
    Pain is not considered an objection to life: ‘If you have no more happiness to give me, well then! you still have suffering …’

    Lou Andreas-Salomé 1861-1937 – “When thou goest to woman, take thy whip.”

    whip it good!

  106. gorn says: 652

    thegorn

    hotforwords
    “Plato was a bore.” – Friedrich Nietzsche 1844-1900

    Lou Andreas-Salomé 1861-1937-”When thou goest to woman, take thy whip.”

    whip it good!

  107. :shock: greatestpotential omg moment :!:

    @hotforwords i had the door open because it was hot and a bug the size of a lexus flew in. i caught it in a plastic cup, slid a paper underneath the cup, and then released it back outside. (lmfao)
    here it is
    it made screeching sounds as loud as a human infant. i kid you not :!:

  108. :mrgreen: greatestpotential fifteen minutes ago

    @hotforwords “hey guys!” looks like you’re having lots of fun :!:

    http://i29.tinypic.com/2u8xg5g.jpg

  109. :smile: greatestpotential five minutes ago

    @hotforwords that’s like beach front property. nice

  110. :idea: :smile: greatestpotential a lighbulb lit up moment

    @hotforwords that’s divination :!: love you!!!

  111. :smile: greatestpotential crank up the dance music the party’s just getting started moment

    @hotforwords pause at 1:37 what the buck :!:

  112. :| greatestpotential shave&haircut two bits moment

    @hotforwords wish i was that comfortable with my sexuality :!:

    http://i30.tinypic.com/23kbrkw.jpg

  113. :idea: greatestpotential three-hundred and fifty nine light years later after exiting the grid

    @hotforwords tron tribute

  114. :smile: greatestpotential not quite here yet what time is it over there question & answer minute

    @hotforwords nice place you’re staying. luv those long winding vases, etc. picasso would have a field day there with acrylics.

    richard pryor doing the alphabet on sesame street

    b

  115. greatestpotential pizza in the oven almost ready moment

    @hotforwords sis is coming over soon

    lol

  116. :smile: greatestpotential a fine summer day

    @hotforwords yoga and yogi bear – anything in common?
    “Look at that, Boo-Boo,” Yogi said. “An unguarded picanic basket.”

  117. :o greatestpotential tuning into the factor to watch marina on television right now moment :!:

    warning: not suitable for all viewers: cat boxing

  118. :grin: greatestpotential after contemplating the x-men series

    @hotforwords yahoo photo galleries section delivers 60 photos of 2009 comic-con costumes :!: enjoy

  119. :smile: greatestpotential relaxing in cot hour

    @hotforwords nice photo you took. sunset painting

  120. ;-) greatestpotential an easy breezy moment

    @hotforwords beautiful

  121. :smile: greatestpotential ten minutes ago

    @hotforwords it’s neat to see people at comic con get into their chosen character and play the part :!:

    http://i29.tinypic.com/1zb6oac.jpg

  122. gorn says: 634

    thegorn an iphone ago

    Looks like your phone is in the red zone, are you putting crib notes on your hand to remember something?
    And, are you trying to be greasy in Greece with that jacket from “oleaginous” or maybe just a genius?

  123. :smile: greatestpotential grooving to the night tide

    @hotforwords yes :!: omg :!: a 19 hour flight :!:

    http://i28.tinypic.com/2z594qf.jpg

  124. :twisted: greatestpotential ding dong the witch is dead moment :idea:

    @hotforwords gee, i wonder what the response to ma bell will be

  125. :o greatestpotential 12 minutes ago

    @hotforwords what fun :!:

    http://i25.tinypic.com/ette07.jpg

  126. ;-) greatestpotential snap top off a water bottle moment ago

    @hotforwords just in case you haven’t seen this already

    a must view

  127. re:do

    :smile: greatestpotential 7 minutes ago

    @hotforwords now that’s what i call working it :!:

    hotforwords booth at comic-con 2009

  128. :smile: greatestpotential 10 minutes ago

    @hotforwords book signing event

    http://i25.tinypic.com/28imebn.jpg

  129. :grin: greatestpotential youlubing it

    @hotforwords hey guys :!:

    http://i26.tinypic.com/s1uq1w.jpg

  130. ;-) greatestpotential in the zone

    @hotforwords pump it up :!:

  131. :smile: greatestpotential a hold on a sec with that pancake make-up minute

    @hotforwords hotforwords fans are eager for your arrival:!:

    http://i30.tinypic.com/2j32k1t.jpg

  132. :grin: greatestpotential “nuff said” moment ago

    @hotforwords attends 2009 comic con event :!:

    http://i29.tinypic.com/dzt1ck.jpg

  133. :smile: greatestpotential a few nail gloss brush strokes ago

    @hotforwords gorby’s getting married
    (lol)

  134. ;-) greatestpotential three dropped chess pieces ago

    @hotforwords daredevil tribute for comic fans :!:

  135. :shock: greatestpotential ten autograph signed comic books ago

    @hotforwords in 3D

  136. :| greatestpotential an agonizing few hours (dangling mules)

    @hotforwords delishaus dishes

  137. :twisted: greatestpotential hope you guessed my name moment :!:

    @hotforwords beautiful dishes ~ i want a bite :!:

    wicked

  138. :shock: greatestpotential a shrimp cocktail hour ago

    @hotforwords ready for your photo shoot

    http://i30.tinypic.com/14l4w3b.jpg

  139. :smile: greatestpotential 10 minutes ago

    @hotforwords phoenix bound. cool. what’s going on with brad and angelina :lol:

    the latest

  140. :mrgreen: greatestpotential reminds me of my father moment

    @hotforwords this is truth! wd-40 :!:

  141. :grin: greatestpotential a near beer moment ago

    @hotforwords lovely

  142. :smile: greatestpotential mellow in the comfort zone

    @hotforwords i love you :!:

    muah!

  143. :cry: greatestpotential partial to beans on his ice cream moment

    @hotforwords sweltering heat. sleeping in the buff :idea:

    geeking

  144. :shock: greatestpotential just under seven solar eclipse minutes ago

    @hotforwords oh, that was a solar eclipse. what if it was god testing out some 3D software :idea: solar eclipse

  145. :grin: greatestpotential a thoughtless 2 hours ago

    @hotforwords keeping those on(?)

    awesomely hot geek glasses

  146. :smile: greatestpotential a few minutes ago

    @hotforwords i hear ya. mules, platforms, slides, high heels, pumps, etc.

    woot!

  147. :smile: greatestpotential some scooby snacks ago

    @hotforwords aw,
    gorby’s
    thrilled you’re back :!:

  148. ;-) greatestpotential many strokes of midnight ago

    @hotforwords midnight special

  149. :razz: greatestpotential a wildlife trip ago

    @hotforwords dayum :!: this would be a cool show to do in a 3D :!:

  150. :x greatestpotential fifteen blown minutes of shame

    @hotforwords i can’t believe it’s not butter® :!: back you fiend :!: take back that insulting comment and give back the warhol wallpaper :!:

    blarg!

  151. :grin: greatestpotential a prepared pasta dish ago

    @hotforwords “hello” dear friend of marina’s :!: woot!

  152. thegorn says: 602

    thegorn O’ Reilly ago

    @hotforwords hot purple dress, looks good! what shoes did you wear with that?

  153. thegorn says: 601

    thegorn a kind word ago

    Quote
    “You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.” – Al Capone 1899-1947

    @hotforwords it wasn’t a Gun that got him, it was income taxes…
    The Untouchables