Nerd Word of the Day: Cleave-dar
In light of today being National Cleavage Day (We don’t have to work today, right?), today’s Nerd Word is:
Cleave-dar: (KLEEV.dar) n. the phenomenon by which the eyes of a heterosexual man automatically focus on the cleavage of a women, if only for a brief moment, as soon as it enters the field of vision.
You’ve all experienced cleave-dar, admit it!
Now.. can you think of any slang words for cleavage?
Telephone
drainage lmao my friend said that before he even knew cleavage exsisted
one of my favorites is boobage
Marina, is there a word for when a man looks at a womans rear end?
how about buttdar?
CLEAVE-DAR
CLEAVAGE – GATE WAY TO THE SOUTH
STOMACH – THE CUMBERLAND GAP
MONS – FIELD OF DREAMS
SOUTH – WET LANDS
Yea,I’ve got a serious case of Cleave-dar,there’s no cure for it either.I didn’t know we had National Cleavage Day.GOD BLESS AMERICA!What a country!
Freaking amazing. Been around the block a few times (analyze that
) and never knew of Cleavage day. HHmmm. Let me get this right – you asked “Now.. can you think of any slang words for cleavage?”
And no one seems to be addressing that issue, per se. I will try as best I can to keep this out of the gutter
)
gazongas
bazookas
“healthy”
chest toys
charlies
Those are off the top of my head. See also:
http://www.onmylist.com/category/rants_tangents/Other_Terms_For_Breasts_1
http://digg.com/d18a2o
cheers…yes, I am the original
I can think of 2 similar words. The redneck money magnet (more a phrase relating to the reason rednecks spend cash at a strip club, really), and chesticles (actually that’s in reference to the breasts). Ok, I don’t have a synonym. So sue me.
ok, I admit it
At the risk of seeming redundant, maybe this video would hold some synonyms.
German..FoxxoF
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“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.” – Henry Ford 1863-1947
By considering this page, one can conclude that it is not possible to tell what any particular woman’s breasts actually are like based on observations of that woman when she is clothed.
Quite the inventory
cleavage + radar = cleave-dar?
I’ve heard of gay-dar…
This is just another “spin”-job
How ’bout “graydar” for the ability to detect when one’s hair is about to start going gray?
Also, “gravadar”: the ability to know which gravatar looks the best, OR the ability to detect who your friends are just by their avatars!
Dear Marina,
In women’s fashion, “cleavage” refers to the cut of the front top of a woman’s dress, so that it shows some of the flat area in between a woman’s breast. It’s sometimes called a “plunging neckline” or a “low neckline” even though it’s nowhere close to your neck. You wear many dresses with low necklines, but you also have done many videos wearing a tee-shirt which covers everything up. “Cleavage” and neckline” are the only two terms I know of for this feature. (I like you in your red dress the best.)
Seesixcm6
YEEEAAH
That’s wat I’m tawkin bout…bee-otch
Quote
“It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts.” – G. B. Burgin…..sorry my [mistake]
Howdy!
Howdy partner!
[BOOTS}
Black Sabbath - Sweet Leaf...it is spring with new [leaves]..
Nena live – 99 Luftballons Rock Pop in Concert 1983
Partner is it?
What have you got that the rest of us don’t?
Luck!
No Bob, “partner” it is not; the correct response to “Howdy” is “Howdy, pardner.” The difference in dialect also conveys a different shade of meaning; “pardner” has no sexual connotations (at least it didn’t before “Brokeback Mountain.”)
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“It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one’s doubts.” – G. B. Burgin
I do a cleave-dar every time I watch one of Marina’s videos.
good Night people
Would the night sky luminaries shine so brightly without the space between them?
What about my ears?
From the past of a “German” HOTforWORDS post….”In her clips she appears as the stern teacher who provides for quietness among the backbenchers with her hoarse voice. HotForwords addresses to a worldwide clutch of students, while the orchestration of classroom intimacy is successful. She presents her attraction, the camera almost falls into the décolleté, but she is unreachable behind the flashplayer window as once the student’s adored teacher was behind the desk.
good knites
and clean them dirty Whites 
hi
Pity the blind man…
Wuffo?
Why? The blind man is allowed to have a dog; I’m not.
I have plenty extra, so I decided to mail you one.
OK…MAD DOGS AND ENGLISHMEN (1955)
***$***COpiousneSS***$***co.PA.cet.IC…co-partners
…[Aigyptios]…cor.ban….corbinage of marina… 
deveopment of human Art…DIAdem
You want Marina to do a video on the origin of the word Aigyptios?
I suggest she do [copacetic]…
Here in mexico among friends we also call it “porteria” the goalie from the usage of soccer, because there is always a good chance of a defence, and when the cleav-dar is more open then we can say: “gooooal!”
teats
*Sigh* Hi there, leonard…
You missed it! You missed it! I had a WHOLE lilac box! I swear I did! Honest Injun! Scout’s honor! All that’s left is a border. I guess Marina doesn’t trust me with a whole box!
You don’t believe me, do you, leonard?
You don’t sleep much, do you, buckaroo?
Yeah, I do. I over sleep, in fact. But I got up early today on account of my hunger…
Hunger! À la bonne heure! Me too, I reckon it’s been rilin’ me up sometin’ fierce! Tell me ’bout it! This ain’t high falutin’ paper pushin’ for sure!
Whatcha gonna have? What about a fine piece of fillet mignon?
Actually, to be honest I’m just having 3 peanut-butter & honey sandwiches. And maybe some fruit.
Peanut-butter’n honey sandwiches? Only that?
BEARK! Pfuit!
Okey-dokey then! Enjoy ur lunch!
Ciao ciao arrivederci buckaroo!
Excuse you?
You are all excused! Enjoy your peanut-butter, honey sandwitches and some fruit too! You don’t need to feel like you need to be excused for that, come on!!!
Don’t let the humbugs bite you, eh, friendo.
ò_Ó
¡JØD3R!
!!!
Audio, video, disco. Arguendo. Ascendo tuum. Pfff.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!
Hmmm… Perhaps the peanut butter was too much for you, after all, Wordlover.
I am.. I am.. Bored. Soooo bored. I think I’ll sleep a little bit now. Siesta rocks MF! ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz……..
“Idleness, it is usually said, is a root of all evil. To prevent this evil one recommends work. However, it is easy to see from the remedy as well as the feared cause that this whole view is of very plebeian extraction.”
– Søren Kierkegaard (1813-1855)
Dang it! Bumped for Cloris Leachman in your time slot!
Oh well, There will probably be alot more veiwers on Monday anyway.
Is the re-scheduling for Monday for sure (as of this moment)?
Marina, how do I renew my box? It expired…
The text was perfectly legible, IMNSHO…
Sorry, I’m not as good with computers as I could be…
DAMN! Wild Bill just stated that Marina’s bit is going to air next week.
That’s o.k.
I can wait.
Not happy, but I can wait. Somehow…
Remember Marina is on The O’Reilly Show
{….all the cool ppl watch it}
Then consider me uncool!
I’m too busy watching… ahem, other things…
Rumor has it Fox may be airing it next week instead, Che. I have it on with my finger on the trigger, though, just in case.
Yes, I just read about that over in Kangaroo Court post:
Marina says: 70.3 April 3, 2009 at 7:58 am
Looks like they are pushing the bit to next week now, due to some breaking news.
Thanks, I did not see Marina’s post about the postponement,
{Now someone will have to remind me next week}
I just heard O’Reilly say something about Marina’s segment, he blamed it on Glen Beck.
They killed Marina’s segment! Those BASTARDS!!!
And on National Clevage Day of all days! An outrage!!
Mercy! The irony!
Glen Beck, eh? Tsk, tsk tsk…
I suppose you’d prefer Hugo Chavez or George Soros.
Marina, this is a great nerd word. How did you come up with it?
I think there’s a logical scientific explaination for these things or maybe it’s just animal attraction.For me it’s simple. I have an appreciation for art forms.
I had a job interview a couple weeks ago with an assistant principal at a high school. Back in the day, lady principals all had their hair in a bun, little semi-circle reading glasses on the tip of their nose (with the requisite chain around the neck,) full-length skirt, or the ol’ flower-print dress, collar-high-top big enough to smuggle a herd of ferrets.
Well, not for me, not this day. This young lady had to be in her mid-twenties, and she was definitely HOT. She was right up there in the league with our dear Teacher. I was so flabbergasted in the presence of this gorgeous young lady. I did have the presence of mind to turn off the cleave-dar. “Focus on the face, focus on the face, focus on the face, look at the eyes, ok shift to the nose, look at the face
BTW, I never did get a call-back.
Flabbergasted? She must have really titilated you with her cleve-dar. I won’t ask then if she gave you a bon-ar because I’m having too much fun with my childish response.
Don’t act so supersillyassly!
I googled supersillyassly and guess what appeared right under that word?
HotForWords : Gird Your Loins (Game)
Hilarious
OMG, I forgot about that! I gotta be careful not to repeat my puns too much…
In some countries the custom is to nod but if you really think about it…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....IK0Qxfh2m8
Marina,
Sorry for the lateness in submitting my homework:
(1) Yes, celebration of NCD is a valid reason for HFW to take time off. Perhaps HFW will celebrate by reading a novel with exciting love scenes?
(2) I really can’t think of any slang words for cleavage. When I find something interesting, my focus is on learning more real, factual information about it using all my senses while simultaneously enjoying it very seriously — rather than shyly/prudishly refer to it by slang terms (yes, I think those who use slang terms excessively are just prudes trying to hide the fact that they are prudes — especially those who utter slang words while snickering).
–Hs4Mm
If being caught on a Kleevedar scope is an annoyance for you, Marina, (and judging by the way you dress, I can’t believe it is) then you need to recreate the universe.
What’s this WE §∏͆!
Are you including us men? If so I’m going to get my binocular out and go Cleave watching. 
Haharrrrgh! That’s the spirit!
Dude, when I jump on the beach from 6 months at sea. You can see fathers slam their doors to hide their daughters from me.
It’s pectoral and it rhymes! I like it, by gum!
I think it is an [editorial we] — when an author uses “we” instead of “I” — no idea why it is done or how it got started; common in newspaper editorials, I believe.
So if one said “On mothers day, do we get the day off?” this we does not include men obivously. It gets confusing if you know what I mean.
Exactly. Today is National Cleavage Day. Cleavage is a feature of women—yet it is the men who are doing the celebrating! O tempora, o mores!
Being victim of cleave-dar? O’dear Teacher but this is just not something a true gentleman would admit in public!! And I just can’t think of any slang word related to this right now!!
I can not tell a lie. I have experienced cleave-dar. I can’t stop! Marina save me from my very bad habit! Let me bury my ____ into your ____ ____!
Ans.
eyes, flower pot …. What?
Jack, relax! We ALL have this problem(?). You’re a man of the seas, it would be a vice for you NOT to have cleave-dar, no?
Yeah I know but being slapped in the face all the time get rather annoying. There was this GF I had, and she had better cleave-dar than I did.
Yeah that was embarrassing as all get up. 
I’m going to miss her. 
Arrgh! Cheer ye up! Thar’s plenty more fish in t’ sea!
I’m not sad. What makes you think that? My English that bad?
Plenty of fish? Oh that’s not a problem. The problem is most of the fish are dumber than a box of pet rocks.
Yer English is finer than a net full of fancy fish, me lad!
Nice! Nice!
She had better cleave-dar than you did? O’Really?
You talkin’ ’bout her tits o’ her butt Capt’n?
Yes she did. Women look too.
Regarding your second question, I think you need to take some basic biology classes or engage your brain before you type.
Btw, there is no such word(s) as (O’Really, talkin’, ’bout, o’, or Capt’n) or the excessive use of ( ’ )…
neuroway makes sense to me. A word is defined by the user of that word. Where have you been all this time, Lead Teacher’s Assistant?
@El Capt’n
Engage my brain? Not a chance! I have just decided after pondering the issue that henceforth I shall type with my fingers and not with my brain!
Guy walks into a brassiere shop and says to the clerk, “I need a bra for my wife.” The clerk asks, “Do you know what size she is?” The guy says, “6 and 7/8ths.” The clerk asks, “What kind of size is that?” and the guy says, “I measured ‘em with a hat!”
old joke
funny though 
A-M (madone)
B.B. 
keep with the alphabet
{Marina, I left you a message at twitter…
}
Today during lunch, I’ve experienced ped-dar! This cute girl in flip-flops, standing in front of me in a busy line, had beautiful feet.
Ouch!
At first I thought you meant paed-dar!
Oh no, I’m not a pedophile… if that is what you are referring to. I don’t fully understand the prefix “paed-”, since this is the first I heard of it.
The general concept and drive in men could be rendered by the word “mastophrenia”.
Or “mastomania” or, heck, let’s be realistic, “mastolagnia”!
Experienced it?! Hell, I think I perfected it!
Easy to do with the lovely and shapely Marina but her eyes get to me so.
You’re so right!
…Now theres a test of sorts!
Its almost like I have to push the manual override button on the vision and make a conscious decision not to look. I’m So Bad.
Hey, but at least I’m not checking out the shoes first.
Homework: Retinal Gravitaion Generators, Jumpers on the rooftop, The twins
Chi chi monger
{ I'm here for the wit not the tit, not that I would refuse a motorboat between those knockers}If you a bored and want something “fun” to do… harmless fun… go to a park and lay a blanket down near where people walk by. Layout pieces of junk jewelry as if this was your “little store”.
Women love to lean over to take a closer look at “shiny things”.
Man!… if you want to see Cleave-dar… you will definitely see cleave-dar!
You naughty boy!
I can’t help it, I think I was designed that way.
Men looking at cleavage is the same reason cows will follow you in a field, they think you’re bringing food.
{…unproven scientific theory}
That’s udderly preposterous!
I think we’ve milked these mammary puns for all they’re worth…
Not even. We’ve merely brushed the tip of that mountain peak.
Then throw me a line, I’m comin’ up!
Slippery when wet- you better be good at free climbing.
Don’t worry! I think I can handle it!
Antecedent needed! What is it?
Oh did I say it? I meant, them!
The Greeks had a word for them
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....Ju2UpddKmw
In which case, the word would be μαστοί …
That’s no Bull
this is pretty wild:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....4034t169zE
J. Giles cover by a French band First I Look at the Purse
Got yer bulgdar working then?
Gigolo
Like this?
Someone just did a study on what men look at first when they see a women, the conclusion was the face.
Also I heard in finishing school for young ladies they teach the girls to make eye contact if a man is trying to peak up your skirt while you slide out a car seat.
{Some of young Hollywood didn't go to said school}Did you graduate, Che?
No slang, but may my cleavedar keep working till the moment I pass on, and may the last thing I see be a nice cleavage. Question: Do women have something similar to cleavedar?
Bulgdar?
Damn pee pee mongers
That’s quite presumptuous of you
It would help to include that the word is a combination of cleavage and radar.
Are You capable of answering 1 simple question without analyzing everything she wrote in this post? What she asked, the question?
Off to Detention
No, really.
Don’t worry. So did I!
RLY!
Yes, of course we’ve experienced it, and we’ve even created an urban legend to justify it, (it may be an urban legend but, as Simon and Garfunkel wrote, “a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest”).
There is even a scientific instrument to detect when it happens – it’s called a [plethismograph].
Oh! slang terms for cleavage:
The Great African Rift Valley
The Norwegian Fjords
Milford Sound
Happy Valley
Silicone Valley
San Andreas Fault
Don’t blame me, it’s not my Fault.
Funny that they’re all geological references.
whatever, I can’t find it in Google maps.
I don’t know if my memory is playing tricks on me but I think I remember the French even have a town named after it – “Entre Deux Seins” – I remember laughing out loud when I drove through it.
Maybe it was “Entre Deux Seines”
Bob wondered:
“I don’t know if my memory is playing tricks on me…”
No, but the mammaries might be playing tricks on you.
Well played, Karl!
I enjoy being a straight man for all these comedians.
slang words for cleavage?? no
Beaver-cleaverAGE
Must admit it teacher, Hell yes i’ve looked and will til the day i pass on!!! if you show it, i’m gonna look!!! if some one don’t want men to look , button up i say!!!!
Indeed. If women want to stop being seen as sexual objects, they need to stop dressing like they are!
Just as long as you ladies understand that this is an instinct for us and not something we can control. So if your gonna show it, we’re gonna look. Please don’t try to make us feel bad for our instincts. (This is why we have to watch the videos more than once)
Actually I’ve been watching the videos more than once to also study her hand movements.
Wait a min. you expect us to actually think when we are looking at cleavage?
It’s hard enough to keep our mouths from just falling open.
I’ve experienced cleave-dar in the worst possible moment.
At an interview.
One of the interviewers was a woman with an outstanding cleavage.
hollow, dell, dingle
Is she your great, great … grandmother?
your earlier comment was more appropriate answer than this
Huh? What do you mean?
Duh