D*nkey Punch
For No-School Sundays, here is a video about something funny that happened to me after I saw the movie , which is a movie that I actually enjoyed watching.
I thought it would be fun to play a bunch of characters, so let me know what you think.
Please rate, comment and favorite over at YouTube to help it be seen! 
there are a few things i think a donkey punch might be… but even though i dont care a lot of what people think of me, and i am very truthful A LOT of the time as well, i dont think i should say exactly what i think it is.
another rant inn the comments by the great and powerful Zinnaku.
Hehehe… forgive me… but here’s a truly sick one:
Munge.
Warning… munging is not safe for work, your reputation, or keeping your ass out of jail.
But damn, is it funny to shock people with the definition.
(I can only find a definition for it online under the urban dictionary… but yeah. There you go. xD)
This was very cute funny and so spot on with just the perfect amount of innocence. I have to agree with errin, last comment about the charters. Had it not been from all the amazing different referencing put into one comment, I wouldn’t have said anything. That has got to be one of the best “how-to” lessons for high school kids.
Well done, I was rolling with the reminders while reading that.
Hope all had a great Easter.
Todd.
OMG! I never thought I’d see the day when our trusty teacher would discuss the term ‘Donkey Punch’. For better or worse, I am fully knowledgable in such terminology, as I worked a recording session years back wherein the band, the producer, and myself all had pretty sick senses of humor, and got into finding and using the strangest terms to shock each other with…
So, you like a Donkey Punch, Marina? Ever heard of a Jelly Donut? I believe it’s also known as a Strawberry Shortcake. How about the legendary Dirty Sanchez? It is also known as the Chili Dog. And then there’s playing Rodeo… I don’t think it has any other names. And of course, there is the Hot Carl, also known as a Blumpkin. The acts these words denote are all very depraved, yet I think they hold a fascination for anybody into the power of words.
One of my favorite terms isn’t even a sexual one… it’s known as an Upperdecker, and isn’t a very nice thing to do to somebody’s toilet. I guess the only way it would become sexual is if you combine it with a Hot Carl! lol
And remember, kids, don’t try any of the above unless it is between two consenting adults! Even then, it’s just plain wrong… yet genuinely stimulating!
On a side note, love the characters, Marina. It’s always fun when an actress with a personality like yours explores her improvisational side. Good job!
Peace, Errin : )
the term “donkey punch” motivated you to make a comment after so long an absence? i’ve yearned for the unique experience of aggravation that your comments always caused me errin. i always found your opinions a worth while contribution to the dialogue. missed you during the elections and days since especially. is this just a short visit or will you stick around. i hope its the later. peaceful days.
Would a Hot Carl also be known as a Cleveland Steamer?
Where is my buddy from OHIO?…broken computer?…[cyber-space] taxes and the mind of latex-_-__-___-
This is live at San Quentin in 1969. This is the original radio version (except no bleep) that your daddy knows!
p.o.r.n.OF.s.e.x 
s.e.x 
very good job Master Marina 
of Lexicon REPUBLIC*****+10!!!
hi low dolling! . use is veddy beautiful woman! we like youu a lot!
I love this site, you are the best! thanks Bill O’Reilly!
I think I know whats wrong. The angle of the dangle is not proportional to the how it should be operated.
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Neat!
Somehow by truck got distorted
It still looks slick. Can you draw anything else?
That was just a copy paste from somewhere else.
Marina it’s harassment time again. Did you give up Twittering? This is the longest I have ever seen you go with out a Twitter. Not even a teeny weeny Twitter. Like a Hi or a Good Nite. No Pics of Gorby. Or my favorite a Kiss.
lol, that’s a hollyweet for you.
Oh yea baby
Che now takes time out in his busy day to stop by the pond and skip stones, ooooh! ((((((undulations))))))Hi Marina, I am coming up your walkway right now to see if you need help with the latest video. Knock Knock. I hear Gorby barking inside. Do you need help
As you can see we are harassing you 
come out come out where ever you are. We are lonely and talking to ourselves. We would rather talk to you or see a new video. Che is walking down rr tracks and kicking stones. Your Town is awaiting it’s Lady of videos.
You seen this or not? http://www.hotforwords.com/2009/04/04/nerd-word-of-the-day-geeksploitation/comment-page-1/#comment-122943
No I haven’t thanks for that and the brick video part Leonard put up was amazing my neck would kill me for weeks.
I just learned today I have been misspelling Ieonard’s name. ‘I’ not ‘L’.
Dang I am glad you brought that up. I have been doing it to. Sorry leonard. Maybe it’s a small L like l.
…cheA(p)rt…cheap art humor….
“I am just going outside and may be some time.”
I’ll join you Bob for a nice stroll in the country side and the rolling hills of Scotland.
And now, on with the show! ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
psssss! (b)somebody cue Marina, its the door with the big star on it{...technical difficulties you say, hmmm}*I need to learn patience NOW!!!*Hi Marina,
I would be grateful if you could tell us the origin of the word [loin].
It is a favorite word used by Will Ferrell in his comedies and I would love to know where it came from and how it has been used in the past.
Thanks!
Markov
Hey Markov maybe this will help until she gets around to your request. It has a question and an answer session.
http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/05/07/gird-your-loins-game/
http://www.hotforwords.com/2008/05/09/gird-your-loins-answer/
I think it’s a “loin” word from Bronx dialect.
*Che is now walking along the railroad tracks with head down, hand in pockets, ♫ ♪ whistling ♫ ♪ a happy tune; Oh look a flatten penny.*More of this please Marina!! [Laughed my socks off]
xXx
“Captain to bridge”
"Yes what is it?"“We have just spotted an anomaly”
[capitulate/recapitulate]
Why do they mean completely different things?
Marina must be working hard on a new video.
She hasn’t Twittered but once since yesterday. I think her Twitterer must be broke or the batteries have run down. 
Solar power.
Shinny things distract me
Here’s a Shiny thing that you will like.
Che throws quarter @ buttocks to see if it bounces back
It got you off the tracks didn’t it. I would hate for you to get run over by a fast moving Amtrak.
Certain parts of that looked like the sphere in
,… well…”Sphere” 
*Che anxiously pops bubble wrap in anticipation of a new lesson*Pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time to past the time, IF you can.
{☞∞ *POP*}
Good one, I knew you could do it.
Now reverse hands…. hard, ain’t it
Huh? Still stuck on d*nkey punch???
OK – time for something to change, and since
Marina isn’t posting anything new; here goes…
Crude and prurient is the agenda so this’ll fit in.
A Rodeo F*ck is where a man has a girl doggy style,
and whispers in her ear “You’re sister was better”
Yee Haw! Don’t get bucked off!
The Oil Derrick Maneuver (pat pending) is a variation
on doggy style, where one leg wraps around and locks
with the girls leg, such that the more she tries to buck
you, the more control you have.
Combine the two, and it’s a wild ride
*Che is off in search of his cowboy hat*Marina is working on some new exciting projects that I think your going to like.
Sounds good – my birthday is Saturday the 18th.
I could dig an exciting project… bring it!
[dialect]
Donkey punch,
Young Marines go to Tijuana to watch the girl on stage get “Donkey Punched”
[it means that when somebody gets raped, while raped she is punched that is donkey punching]
Marina,
On your webpage, http://www.hotforwords.com/wordrequest/, you say to please come here and post word requests thusly:
“Be sure to put the word or phrase within these brackets [polemic ] like this:
I would like to request the word [polemic] or
the phrase [He responded to the insult and perceived personal slight with a very harsh polemic.].”
Oh, and “Can’t we all just dispense with the polemics and get along?”
stephenburnett
Hi Marina, I would like to request the word [currant] , I am taking a course in environmental conservation, and have to do a powerpoint presentation for this plant family. I think the etymology part would be cool to use a video of you explaining the origin of this word. (i’m also just learning powerpoint for this assignment, I think you can use video as part of the slide presentation)
thanks for keeping me enthralled with word origins, keep up the good work
you are a character i loved your acting like different people
Let’s not pin the tales to some don.key*****!*****
Howdy, everybody.
Just heard that Marina’s latest Factor appearance will air tomorrow night, Thursday, April 9.
Finally
Do you know what time? Marina’s infoMania interview is scheduled for a re-run tomorrow night 10pm E/P on Current TV.
7:00pm central, 8:00pm eastern is when the program begins.
Thanks for the info on Marina’s Infomania spot.
Huh i dont know if anyone else has made a list of other words to look up, I’m kinda too lazy to go through all those posts. Anyway heres a few more “The Angry Pirate” “Hudini” (apparently theres a few meaning for this one but I know it as the one that involves three people) “Bucking Bronco” ” White Dragon”. I’m sure theres more but those are the names I remember.
I asked Stubby, my mule Qon Duixote, if she knew without google the answer what a D*nkey Punch could be.
Having been busy stomping wheat and attending classes, regretably, Stubby has not been to movies or watched any video outside school work.
She thinks D*onkey Punch is actually known to alchemists as Janka. Etomologicaly, Janka is broth or indoles after fermentation or spoiling of human waste in a container. Real trippy stuff.
So, in todays Hip-Hop world, Stubby surmises that a D*nkey Punch has become to mean one struck so hard by an outside agency, one is wondering shamanistly through the world on a whole other circuit. Like Mohamud Alii.
See guy who solved Pontiefs conjecture about shrinking donughts and balls to a singularity, a Russian mushroom picker, he was a Punched D*nkey.
Well, Ealga will have his answer soon, got to eat my iced cream before it melts and the D*nkey Punches.
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=janka+alchemist&FORM=AWRE
Why am I not learning of new words today?
Oooooh, I know…
I hope all is well with our teach…
She said something about a new computer. Shhh, let’s not disturb the honeymooning couple.
Hi Chemikal,
New words, you want? Well, it’s been awhile since I’ve harassed you, so I’m going to dump some American colloquial dialect on you.
Southwestern American dialect, loan-words from Spanish
buckaroo (vaquero, from “vaca,” cow): a cowboy
vamoos: (vámonos): let’s go
hoosgow (juzgado, lit. “judged”): jail
pronto (pronto): quickly
savvy (saber): intelligent, knowledgeable
poncho (poncho): blanket with a hole for the head, worn over the shoulders, that can double as a sleeping blanket; the original Snuggie
So, how many common Romanian dialects are there? I believe you’ve mentioned Aromanian and Vlach, was it?
vaca means cow in Spanish too? I had no idea.
vamoos is pronounced va-moose? and is that some kind of cross-over between a vaca and a moose?
hoosgow, that sounds to me like a “who’s go..(in to jail)?”
pronto, isn’t that how Italians answer the phone? That must mean they answer so quickly, such that when Americans imported the word, it just used to mean quickly, rather then hello.
savvy comes from saber, which comes from a scabbard.
Alfons, I betcha you can’t poncho a hole in my blanket. Oh, you win. :-<
Thanks for the word zap. I feel all tingly now…
In Romania there are only a few major dialects.(graiuri = dialects)
What exactly is a dialect anyway?
One step less than a separate language, essentially.
Cool map. Transylvanian Magyar is conspicuously absent, but probably because it’s a totally different language.
“Graiuri” looks like it’s cognate with Welsh “geiriau,” meaning “words.”
cowboy- caballero (horse)
Marina,
Try this one [Tallywhacker]. Seems it is a dual use word. What is the origin?
Thanks
Tim
In military cadences, it is common to sing of [Jody], the guy who takes your girl when you’re gone to war. Having just returned from Afghanistan where a lot of the guys in my platoon lost their girl to [Jody], I was wondering, just who is this bastard?! Why is he called [Jody]? By the way, anything you can do to help cheer up the guys over there would be much appreciated, Marina. Now, I need to go find this [Jody] SOB….
PST! If Marina doesn’t cover this word you can go to A Way With Words’ website. I know that they covered it there.
Quote
regarded as a profe.s.s.ion 
I know about getting the boot…you scared me 
“A clever man commits no minor blunders.” – Goethe 1749-1832….be goode….foot.wear for footBaLL and the the.ater
No minor blunders eh?
“Some of these bulls are gonna’ spin those cowboys so fast, they’ll look like a frog in a blender.”
– Wayne White
Quote…..from the todays *H*O*T*F*O*R*W*O*R*D*S*
good morn.ing 
[power grid] and [Oat]
“Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they’re yours.” – Richard Bach
La donna è mobile
Qual piuma al vento,
Muta d’accento — e di pensiero.
Sempre un amabile,
Leggiadra viso,
In pianto o in riso, — è menzognera.
Refrain
La donna è mobil
qual piuma al vento
Muta d’accento e di pensier!
e di pensier!
e di pensier!
È sempre misero
Chi a lei s’affida,
Chi le confida — mal cauto il cuore!
Pur mai non sentesi
Felice appieno
Chi su quel seno — non liba amore!
Refrain
La donna è mobil
qual piuma al vento,
Muta d’accento e di pensier!
e di pensier!
e di pensier!
Women are fickle
Like a feather in the wind,
She changes her voice — and her mind.
Always sweet,
Pretty face,
In tears or in laughter, — she is always lying.
Refrain
Women are fickle
Like a feather in the wind,
She changes the tone of her voice and her thoughts,
And her thoughts!
And her thoughts!
Always miserable
Is he who trusts her,
He who confides in her — his unwary heart!
Yet one never feels
Fully happy
Who on that bosom — does not drink love!
Refrain
Women are fickle
Like a feather in the wind,
She changes the tone of her voice and her thoughts,
And her thoughts!
And her thoughts!
Jody is still around? Sumbitch’s gotta be gettin old cause he was stealin everybobys old lady when I was in(mid-80s)!
way past time for new lesson
She probably over stretched herself at the gym this morning. Maybe she’s at the sauna to relax tired sore muscles.
every inch of her body
just to get a new lesson
Not a bad idea, really, for sore muscles, and Marina does work out a lot…
BTW, Marina, I’m a trained [masseur].
Just call me M’seur Owen. 
As Marshall McLuhan might say, “The medium is the massage.”
As Marshall McLuhan might say, “The medium is the massage.”
So Evan, any sort of advice you can give for the novice? Like what sort of finger massage techniques stimulate the erogenous zones on a woman, or maybe some safe maneuver stuff on rolfing.
M’seur Owen
Basically it would be for my research (erotic novel writing) since there’s still a demand for masseur and pool boy novels.
Don’t mediums talk to dead people?
Responses are rare. No matter what’s at stake.
Well, I’m done. And hungry.
yay schoolgirl uniform FTW !!
Hey Marina, I hear there filming the new season of Entourage right now. Get somebody to call somebody right away! I believe you’re a shoe-in for a cameo appearance…”Can somebody get Wahlberg on the phone!?! Hello, people! Somebody call, on the hop!”
Now that’s original. A shoe-in, meaning to squeeze in as is done with a shoe horn. Of course you meant shoo-in.
Shoo-in sounds like the name of a Japanese Temple.
A shoo-in to get a shoe in (the door)?
Did the term “dky pnch” exist before the story this movie is based on was written? If it existed, what meaning did it have? (It would not surprise me if the meaning ascribed to that term in the movie was invented by the two authors of the story.)
It seems from what I read it was called the Dirty Sanchez and is also called the donkey punch. There are different ways it can be performed. One is deadly the other is not. It seems to have existed before the movie was made. Google it deeply Hs4mm and you will come up with some interesting stories on this tail.
“Donkey Punch” has been around a lot longer than the movie, and “Dirty Sanchez” isn’t the same thing by any stretch.
Now I look like the filthiest person here…
If it makes you feel any better, I’ll point out a perverted take at one of your statements and render it Beavis & Butthead fashion.
Uh-huh-huh-huh, you said “stretch”!
Help your self…[greasers],White Lightning (1962)…What about cow punchers or abortions?
Ronnie Wood & Bo Diddley~Roadrunner~The Ritz 1987~Leo van Kempen….oh my God…what is SEX?
1+1=1 
I had the strangest dream about you last night Marina. I went to meet you, but I also had to fly to the netherlands, when I was there I had to go back home and then back to you.. I did this about 3 times, but everything was free, (apart from taxis) and you could just walk on whatever plane you wanted.
Also, your mother was a big black woman with a jamacianish accent. It was very strange. But it kept me sleeping from
2AM to 12:10PM
Hey, HFW fans,
NEW THREAD! What dreams have YOU had about Marina?
(Gotta do SOMETHING to kill time ’til next lesson, yeh?)
I actually did have one about Marina. She actually liked me in person!
If Twoogle = asking your followers a question on Twitter, that could easily have been Googled instead, what would be the equivalent word for asking a question on hotforwords, that could easily have been Googled instead?
Hotfoogle?
Hotforwoogle?
Marinoogle?
Orloogle?
Oh, you said word. Hmmm. Hottweeteredoogle?
I vote Hotforwoogle! (Sounds vaguely lewd.)
(Man, we’re overdue for a new lesson!)
Agreed and agreed.
How about lazy?
Never.
you know the phrase from the lion king [Hakuna Matata]. is it a real phrase. if so could you tell us the word origin.
thanx
No worries, she’ll get back to you on that.
Bob’s being a smartie, “hakuna matata” does mean “no worries” in Swahili.
What the hell, can’t resist…[Hakuna Matata]
I can’t resist either. Kahuna Patata.
OW!
@ neuroway & wordlover
CONTRADICTION – A Monty Python Argument Sketch
Yes, I’m a Python fan. I remember sketches like these. Especially if they involve alot of wordplay.
neuroway is in room 12a
But seriously folks…
Tangible roots of abstract concepts:
Wordlover did a wonderfully subtle bit of coaching / mentoring the other day, masquerading as a question about Indo-European etymological roots. The gist of his crypto-lesson is this: Words for abstract concepts have their roots in words for tangible objects and visible actions.
Bob and I did this with [conspiracy]: ultimately this abstract concept means “breathe together.”
Add your own examples.
{Evan tries to distract class from pissing contests while we wait for Teach to get back
}Glad to have you on board, Owen!
I only got the albatross
Ni!
Doesn’t HotForWords videos Make You Walk Funny
Fish Slapping Dance
i love monty python. do you remember when they say leve la veche (throw the cow) in the holy grail movie. that was hilarious.
Do we remember?!
Fetchez la vache! 
“A drink that tastes like ass” …. too funny.
I think the “Filthy Sanchez” should get honorable mention here.
¿El Sánchez Sucio? ¡Caramba!
aka the “Stinky Hitler,” :mryuck: the latter lacking the unsavory historical connotations.
Need a new emoticon, :mryuck:.
Hi Marina
I would like to request two words for you to check out.
Ok here they are.
[Poker Face]by Lady [Gaga]
If you could gind out about those two words that would be awesome.
Thanks
Hi, Marina!
Thanks again for your last lesson. It’s very obvious you put an awful lot of thought, time, and effort into it in order to pull it off as well as you did.
How about [PLUMB]?
“Put a [PLUMB] line on that, Sonny.”
“Crap, Baby, we’re [PLUMB] out of beer AND condoms!”
Etc.
Thanks.
Always.
Yeah, Marina, “get the [lead] out” and do a vid on this already!
Whoa! Slow down there, folks! One at a time!
Could somebody Twitter Marina and see if she’s in there?
I would, only Marina never responds to my tweets. NEVER!
What’s up Me Lika Do The Cha Cha? I’m trying to get my new computer configured and it’s a LOT more work than I thought!! I have to copy over all the plugins, and settings and so on! Arrggghh!!
Howdy, teacher! ♥MWWWWWWWWWWWAH!♥
For you…Jon Bon Jovi – Suspicious minds (live) – 04-07-1986
…
nuff said
Excited, GP?
Just like when Marina got her new sony HD camera we students got to learn nifty tech stuff from teacher over in the forums section.
Yeah I might be. I just hope Marina’s still a Mac.
@WL
¡GIGANTIC banana!
Looka these uns!
@WL
¡SPOOKY!
This defies explanation…
@WL
¡LOL!
The Zen of jelqing
http://akuse.com/Blog/blog_pics/thisthat/banana_budha.jpg
Marina! Tell us where [jelqing] comes from!
Good call Sir!
A little bird told me twitter angels up in twittersphereland can help to make the workload less stressful:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BATSD86gWUo&feature=related
and here they are again.
How’d they synchronize the dancing and the charrango?
Okay, you win. I know when I’m out-pinked.
Sorry I can’t be there to help.
I do that sort of thing a lot, so it’s
pretty easy. It does take some time…
Make sure you clean up all the junk
files after you do your installs.
Have fun!
What was wrong with your old one?
I bet nothing that couldn’t be fixed.
Or did you just need an upgrade?
I reinstalled the operating system yesterday, and because I never save anything in C (or My Documents) I didn’t loose any data. (except this one thing I had on my Desktop, which I totally forgot to back up)
But the idea is, if you loose data, or just accidentally shift+delete something, I suggest you use recuva!
Actually this hint is valid for all who read this… Just don’t format a partition and then expect to retrieve lost files from it. Otherwise, the program works for all types of files, and you’ll never loose anything again. Enjoy!
Hey Marina I have never had a Mac, how about a hand me down.
A trick of mine is to use a USB drive dedicated to all the install programs, just in case. Since you’re going through it all anyway, you might try that. Mine’s a 40GB and still has room for more.
Guess we’ll see you on the other side
Today of 1986…Joe Walsh feat. Jon Bon Jovi – “Rocky Mountain Way” Farm Aidmore boots
Weeeeeee! Weeeeeeee! Weeeeeeeee! {siren sound}
W*RDL*VER ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take cover!
Banana!
Shammy shamrod!
vaerginuff vaerginarum!
Mawakawoumb!
Me and my big keyboard…
Oh! What an impressive schlong of yours, MF.
Banana!
Big Banana!
HUUUUUUUGGGGE BANANA!!!
Why do you do this, neuroway?
Mind you, not your f#cking business!
Maybe you don’t like Caucasians?
Look, I prefer Obama over McCain ANY DAY OF THE WEEK! Obama’s not perfect but then neither was ANY of the former founding fathers. Skin color has NOTHING to do with worth or anything like that.
hmmmm….
I beg your pardon, Wordlover. I am lost for clues in the connection you’re making between our former conversation about keyboards, bananas, shammy-shamrods, vaerginuff vaerginarum, mawakawoumbs and Caucasians, Obama and McCain.
Would you be kind enough to explain yourself if it is not too much asking of yourself please?
Thank you in advance, and receive my most trusty salutations.
Hm. I was wondering the same thing about you…
Y’know, let’s bring this conversation(?) to a close. You are apparently in too much of an inimically petulant mood to have anything pleasant to say.
Have a good day, if you please.
OK WL!
Let’s call it off for now then! Your last punch really drained a lot of my intellectual resources and fired up lots of neural connections in all directions! I need to meditate a little bit now.
Arrivederci Sticky!
@ wordlover – Obama is an inept, inexperienced, un-Presidential person. He is qualified to be a TV news weatherman, given his year(s) in the Senate; but, nothing more. The fact that he is a black man and is not perfect, does not matter. Why you had to resort to the race card as an issue, is a curious thing.
Meanwhile, are you and Neuroway done being unruly children, YET?
OK, MeLika, now try to walk along this straight line…
lol as in, are you really that dense MeLika? Seriously. If not, lol. If so, best of luck…
@Cha Cha
Well, if you say so. You seem to be the Obamesque authority around. I shall trust your judgment for now then. Let us assume for now, as a basic hypothesis that Obama is an inept, inexperienced and un-Presidential black man!
ChaCha! If you can’t join the party, don’t throw a wet blanket on it!
Dear Hot for Words,
I would like to know the difference between the words “ridiculous” and “ludicrous”.
Thank you and have a nice weekend!
Here is my video
Duvet Day!
Also let me know if you can think of a new title, it has to be short but enticing
Insouciance is a great word to do i agree with owen
Assinine! ha joke good one me.
Wow, Sweetest Lady! Nobody’s ever done this to me before you! Oh, many have tried’ but only you [succeed]ed to work your way past my army-of-[smarmy]!
Oh, I forgot to annotize about “the characters”: it’s good that your highly-superior mind can seperate out characteristics of yourself like that, but really all the various types of women are merely shadows of your illustrious freckles (sp? … or something; in short, focus on ‘being you’ like no one else can – and the characters will come out and play when it’s [expedient].)
Ho hum, killing time until next lesson…
Word request: [insouciance]
While in Iraq to entertain British troops, Welsh operatic singer Katherine Jenkins came under fire. “They were shooting surface to air missiles at our helicopter. It was SO THRILLING!” she said afterward.
Now, is that [insouciance]?
Insouciance, maybe. Ffolineb druan, definitely.
Ffolineb or not, here was Churchill’s take on it: “The most exhilarating feeling in life is to be shot at and missed.”
Hm. If Churchill said it then he must’ve meant it. I guess. Anyway, that’s quite something to hear that Churchill said that. Thanks for the quote!
Just letting you know, although its late I am going to upload my new video really soon. Because I still need to promote my other video, I am not going to feature this one on my channel (lately I keep writing chanell its really annoying me)
So if you can help out by all commenting and rating it (maybe a few favs) that would be great. I think its a good idea… and would get featured if…. someone like spricket made it…
So yeah, here is my video with my friend on my new channel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCXFHXfOeSo
And I will post the other one soon…. Thanks everyone.
i like the new partnership. you two remind me of a fucked up mash of frodo and samwise from the lord of the rings and bill and ted’s excellent adventure.
Smile when you say that, pardner!
angry apes doesn’t likes to smiles, Massa Owen!
Can you comment on it?
James, were I you, I’d rework this to better reflect your obvious talents. Skip the adolescent “fucking” bits, develop stuff like your “18th century ancient Egypt vase”.
You do realize you could do a dynamite “Harry Potter” parody, don’t you?
Hwyl / Cheers,
Evan
Channel chunnel channel tunnel chanell #5…like my “leonard” imitation? (
)
DuwDyn byw, we REALLY need a new HFW lesson!youtube.com/watch?v=FNxa9pFwimk disclaimer: no reason Cap Jack should watch this video.
Hmm, I think I need some relationship advice. Actually, I should scratch this in the forum Brainstorm thread since, I think, it’d be a good idea, for some reason, for Marina to act like Ann Landers. (Perhaps it was her acting job / ace portrayal of her mother in the latest video.)
Anyway, for some reason I really want to know what Marina would have to say about the situation–though I don’t want to spill it all here. Where’s the TA? Doesn’t a TA email with her? I wonder if I could entrust with you a communication to her, presuming it cannot happen directly.
Hey Hotfor_HorForWords. You can get up with Marina through Captain Jack. He will keep all email confidential and discrete. Just go to his TA site and email him or and he will get back with you asap. Just fill out the form and he will get right back with you and address your concerns and forward them to Marina.
http://www.hotforwords.com/ta/
So is Jack the official matchmaker now?
Careful, Jack, you could get your fingers burnt.
With this video Bob, I am not having any part of it. So I am passing it off to Jack where it should be. I don’t approve of this type of content. Just my opinion.
Hey, Capman,
Pimp your…
Ah. Just forget it okay? Just do whatever you want to do.
I was just about to say that the next video will be “Pimp my (Russian B)ride” but NW was quicker on the draw.
Suggestion for nerd word of the day:
———– Technobitionist ————
One who likes showing off his gadgets to people.
One who likes telling everyone his PC specs.(specifications), and carries his laptop around everywhere he goes.
You may also give it your own description…
Well, Marina, it’s obvious that your mother wants you to meet me, and…..
Anyways, no comment on the donkey punch. Not going there…. But it was still a funny video.
Some of my russian friends talk about a joke that talks about the city of brides, and the city of most beautiful women. Could you explain that for me??
Act of Anal Felony against women perhaps?
I had to look it up, but there’s so many ideas as to what it really is. I think the head punching part of the definition is a sick joke.
Isn’t the Alabama Hot Pocket based on a Mayan prank? Mel Gibson’s film APOCALYPTO. Only a different pocket in this case
Jeorney,
If my memory serves me well, Nietzsche once said: “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”. You can either agree or disagree with him, of course.
The real question is: Do you really want to go through the intellectual painful exercise of either agreeing or disagreeing with Nietzsche? Is it really worth it? Is Nietzsche really worth your time and efforts?
I’m LostForClues on the connection you’re making between my comment and a philosopher.
Well, I guess Nietzsche thought it worthwhile – maybe his sister knew more. But my argument is that human truth is often based on point-of-view.
*sigh*
OK Jeorney.
D*nkey punch === Nietzsche (What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger).
Got it now?
Ummmmm… Nope.
Are you implying that Nietzsche, who alledgedly had an insestuous affair with his sister, d*nkey punched her, claiming it would make her stronger?
“human truth is often based on point-of-view”.
This is a fallacy. A truth is a truth and a lie is a lie. There’s a very clear demarcation line between these. The confusion lies in the interpretation of truths and lies.
Hence, the point-of-view. Congratulations, neuroway, you just shoved your foot down your own throat!
@w*rdl*ver,
Prove it MF. Show me how you can shove your foot down your own throat. COME ON!
I have just one thing to say to that. You’re quite a sticky piece of work indeed.
Folks with micropodia can do it with ease. I’m sorry I assumed you didn’t have big feet!
@w*rdl*ver,
MF, I will settle down when I decide to settle down. Not when you tell me to do so or not. Kapiche?
Oh, and back off my feet!
Bamboula!
Patawack!
Geezabel!
Kawabonga!
Ramakastra!
Shawinigan!
Barbapapa!
Wooga-Bonga!
Ischniboutry!
Suit yourself*.
*But at your liberty, by all means.
@ Neuroway:
So you disagree to agree with me Mr contradiction. Reminds me of a old Monty Python sketch.
“Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.”
(Friedrich Nietzsche)
“Faith: not wanting to know what is true.”
(Friedrich Nietzsche)
Jeorney, I hope you see the irony inherent in most of Nietzsche’s writings.
@W*rdL*ver
Fuck off! I have just decided that I shan’t suit myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me make one thing bloody clear, n*ur*w*y! I’m not forcing you to do anything you don’t want to do. You are free! You have always been free!
Have a nice rest of the day, please.
Listen up dude! And listen well!
I will do what the fuck I want to do! BOTTOM LINE! How many fucking times will I have to pump this into your brain for you to understand?
Shazaaam-Kawonga-Wawabonga!
Now you’re telling me what to do?! What a hypocrite you are!
BLARBLARBLARBLARBLARB!!!!
Yah!
Are you being wilfully stupid?
If I’m being wilfully stupid or not is not your business.
One thing is sure. YOU are being wilfully sticky.
Why are you being so mealymouthed? Why don’t you just say what’s bothering you? Seriously.
@Wordlover
What? Saying what’s bothering me? In public, like this? In front of everybody?
You are not serious are you? What’s next? Climb on the teacher’s desk in front of the class and do a strip-tease? Bring my bike into the classroom and do some burnouts on the carpet?
You think I’m a savage or what?
Not a chance! NEVER!
C’mon, neuroway! You HAVE to let your feelings show!
If you bury them, they’ll burn a hole in your soul.
Let it out, neuroway. Tell it like it is!
@Wordlover
OK!
You just convinced me by the sheer force of your will. Let me tell you like it is!
It is like.. It is like.. Shhhhhhht! Come over here!! Hush hush! Don’t you see that we are disturbing the teacher’s class, don’t you see? Let’s sit down and listen to what is going to be said.
Actually, why don’t YOU sit down, stop talking and listen. I have other things to do now. Will be back tomorrow!
Aw, shucks! You got my hopes up…
Neuroway and Wordlover just can’t contain themselves, can they? If this was a real classroom situation, they’d be peeing in the corner, because they can’t find a pot to piss in.
Don’t mind their foolishness
MeLika, why don’t you let that gash under you nose heal?
You should take your own advice, big fella
I would if I had as many half-assed things to say as you do.
Did my post trigger all of this
I signed out at the wrong time and missed all the fun.
* Jeorney dodges Wordlover’s paper airplane
I think Marina should have them on detention to clean up the mess.
* neuroway lets off a nuclear stink bomb
Doggone it! I spent so much time folding my airplane and it went kerplunk!
Alabama hotpocket……. The best way to get AIDS
AIDS? You need an AIDS test in order to get AIDS, thanks to Gallo.
Alabama Hot Pocket is the best way to get balanital/vaginal sepsis.
¿wHÂT? wE’RE STILL 0n THE D*ONKEY SÇHTÚFF T@DAY? wE DIDN’T GET PåST IT YÈT? sCHNwÍTZEL!! böRING INDEED! qUITE BØRING!
aLL RIGHT! i’M ()UTTA HERE. bUSY DRINKING!bUSY DRINKING!! gULP GuLP GULp!
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Доброй утро Марина,
‘Nother website technical matter:
What are the copyright rules on these comment pages? I.e., I’ve been thinking about starting a blog of my comments {
he CAN'T be serious?!} but of course half of them wouldn’t make sense {only HALF?!} unless I included the antecedent or subsequent remarks from others. Are our postings (unless marked “copyright”) public domain / community property?Yours,
Evan
Slightly related point about ownership issues involved in a physical letter written by A to B based on US Supreme Court case involving J. D. Sallenger (not sure of spelling of name): B owns the copy he receives but not the right to reproduce it; the content of the letter continues to belong to A — and A can, say, publish a collection of (the content of) all the letters he has written. Note that if B replies to A or if A’s letter to B was in response to a letter from B — the content of that letter from B belongs to B and A would need B’s permission to publish it. I suppose A could paraphrase/summarize B’s letter to provide the context for his own letter.
Now, here’s an issue where I really do appreciate an Objectivist viewpoint.
Доброй утро Марина,
Website technical suggestion
Maybe arrange the emoticons along emotional gradients, so they’re faster to locate:
sad to happy:
angry to PO’d:
misc:
non-facial:
Yours,
Evan
id’e like to second that request
it would help me for sure 
B.B. 
thanks E.O. ( hope your head 
feels better 
)
uu.. I feel a request coming along…
to [heed] a warning
OMG! You think like I do, Evan! I had a similar idea too. But I thought that there ought to be additional emoticons as well. Such as a kissylip face for when you make a lovey-dovey comment. A furious face (sans horns). An arm-hug facey. And several others. Meebo has some kickass ideas! Marina, please consider these ideas! Please, please, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeeeease!
{Evan staggers in clutching his head} Ow! Lordy, Bob, how many puns did we tell last night? And I said WHAT?! OMG, it’s all there on the pages. My wife will kill me…WAIT! I’m divorced!
Got an aspirin?
OK, one more story, as a [hair of the dog], and because it relates to M’s lesson, and because it has a lesson of its own…
A friend of my ex-girlfriend (who told me this story) tried to prank her beau with an Alabama Hot Pocket, forgetting the obvious that her own sweet parts are more sensitive than his. So the two of them ended up at Emergency with a [cockamamie] story about (in the heat of the moment) mistaking the BenGay for a tube of KY jelly.
Moral: um, draw your own, but maybe it’s better to be hot for WORDS
LOL! Ben-Gay as a lube? One of my friends had applied Ben-Gay on his legs because of wrestling tension and the vapors rose up to his crotch and hurt the bejesus out of him! Imagine applying it directly to the genitalia! Er, on second thought, DON’T imagine it…
Dear Marina,
I am interested in the origin of the phrase [lock, stock and barrel] and the term [bobby pin].
Thank you,
Louie
Good Night Marina
Marina, have you enabled editing comments again, I randomly came across the code when I was haveing a look at things and it worked. But now its working everywhere for me… I wouldn’t be surprised if you had… It seems we ALWAYS decide to fiddle with the site at the same time as each other..
Marina have changed the comments? I swear we used to be able to go 1 level deeper.
If I can try to make a comment system like twitter has where when you post a new tweet it goes on with out refreshing (also does it when you post a channel comment on YT) Would that mean you wouldnt have to use paged comments anymore Marina?
That’s called AJAX comments.. and as soon as someone comes up with an ajaxed comments plugin for Wordpress that works with email notifications of comments replies, ajax edit comments, threaded comments and paged comments then I am a go!!
Ajexed paged comments would be phenomenal as well, and I tried something out a couple days ago but it actually took longer for the ajaxed comments to load than the regular comments do that didn’t work out for me.
Have you seen this?
http://wordpress.smullindesign.com/plugins/ajax-comments
If it doesn’t have what you want at first perhaps you can still try to add the rest of the stuff on to it.
Or, couldn’t you have all the comments on one page. They are hidden but then you can press something that bring them out again like some sort AJAX that is a drop down of all the comments?
good day
Check this out : http://www.notify.me (use yahoo pipelines to make new feeds)
This could be a useful tool in developing an alternate solution by yourself.
Anyway, try not to tend to details to much.
Take it easy today…
Good find chemikal.
[Infidel] I would like yo know how this word originated thank you.
I was watching Mad TV and saw a funny skit about the word “Douchebag”. Can you find the origin of the slang word [douchebag]?
Marina, you’re the best looking бабушка I have ever seen.
Hi Marina,
I would like to request the phrase [He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day]. I know it’s long but I hear it a lot in movies and books and I wanted to know its origins. Thank you.
P.S. I love your site and your videos!
hi drdormin
I read that phrase request in your comment
“He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.” and wanted to mention that Marina started a “clichés” category over at the HotForWords forums section. You may want to have a looksie:
http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/just-cliches-one-per-post
[plague]…[elite]…[fatal]……[E-text-rection]…border police…
border-lines 
[bore]“`[borscht]“`bootstrapa subroutine used to establish….boost dullness….routines of T.A. 
God BLeSS Marina’s freedom for and of HOTFORWORDS, thank you : leo.Nard 
Donkey punch… hmmm… first you get 2 cups of white grape juice; about 2 cups of crushed ice; 2 cups Russian Vodka; add two donkeys and blend for 2 minutes; let stand for 5 minutes; drink it all at once – and you’ve had a donkey punch.
Hey you city slickers, playing animal…save some grain for..The Fendermen play Jack of Diamonds and there having fun at Madhouse Music in Green Bay. First time in 45 years. …RYE[rye]…selfish or cell-fished or brained-out(like-a-slut)…
Well, according to the Urban dictionary,a donkey punch is one that is delivered to the back of the head (occipital bone).
This stimulates the sphincter muscles to tighten.
Sounds gay as all shit, to me…!
First of all, that’s a death blow. You can kill very easily.
If you don’t kill them, it can cause blindness, loss of hearing, nose bleeds, neuralgis, nausea, loss of equilibrium, etc.
Why not just use words and say:
“Tighten up on that organ”
- Archie Bell and the Drells
Good 1…JAZZ…Moanin’ (The Ike Leo Trio)…[Jazz]…damn tea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uQIBGiYlTc&feature=related
Irene Cara performs “Fame” 0rboney m-rasputin
But the benefits of that are…?
*disclaimer: depictions shown in that video could have lead to devestating results. please do not fire off a roman candle from your bum.
Hi, Marina!
Do you have any idea when your Factor appearance is going to be aired?
I was thinking about that too.
How’s it going, James?
Marina’s Factor appearance is scheduled to air Thursday night, April 9.
Take care.
Hi, yesterday in Russia they had Verbnoe voskresen’e, and i was curious, what is it meen in English. The word was [pussy willow]. Its interesting, where the word come from. Thank you)
HFW addiction log, day 188, 6 Apr ‘09
Two hours after last logon to HFW. I’ve tallied 28 posts on “D*nkey Punch” alone. How long can I continue living like this? I’d beg M. and the TAs to block me from the site…but then I know I’d be begging them to let me back on. And they would, damn them…where can I go for help? My support group just turned out to be other HFW fans…like an AA meeting in a bar…
U*B*good…& R…SOUL…[soul]
sounds like a complaint 
Just accept it… Marina has you brainwashed.:mrgreen:
Well all I can say about that is, You want another drink?
You know, it just keeps getting better.
Bar’s open nonstop, common pal, I’ll buy ya another drink, and we’ll talk things over. Time is your friend at this point.(because we both know there’s no going back)…
Is there a Farrah Fawcett connection to this lesson?
I was thinking of ploughing in with a pun about furrows but I decided not to force it.
Decomposing composers (cont.):
Offenbach: Mrs. Johann Sebastian Bach’s nickname at the maternity ward (she and J.S.B. had twenty children.)
Don’t you think back would already have decomposed by now?
Guess she just get him to bach off?
Word requests:
[calque]
[quasi-calque], e.g.
Greek: συμβίωση (simbiosi, “living together” whence Eng. “symbiosis”)
Latin: convīvium (“living together” whence Eng. “convivial”)
(My apologies and acknowledgements to wordlover.)
The “overseer” group:
Latin: [supervisor]
French: [surveyor]
Anglo-Saxon [overseer]
German [ubersehen]
Greek [επισκοπειν / episkopein], “to oversee,” whence English “bishop”
PS is [know-how] a [calque] of [savoir-faire]?
PS
Having thoroughly dissed the theme of this video, I will add that I loved the characterizations, costumes, and props.
Evan
DONKEY PUNCH CHICAGO Working Class Beer…comments, you love-words?
pray for ITALY 
james is testing stuff out
As long as I’m about, James; I test you back This was the first of three days that the legendary Muddy Waters played San Francisco’s Fillmore West in November of 1966Although Waters (born McKinley Morganfield) would continue recording and performing until his death in 1983, many consider the touring band featured on this show among the finest backing bands he would ever front. Featuring George Smith on harmonica and Luther “Georgia Boy” Johnson on guitar (along with Waters himself), the band was obviously enjoying their newfound audience, which consisted mostly of San Francisco’s emerging hippie community.{testing}
sorry , i guess this is more corect :
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey%20punch!
i cheated, but i wuld not have guest
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=donkey+punch
[heterography]
When you look at the comments, most of the people quote the incorrect but more popular version of the term (used also in the movie). The real meaning is just a punch in the backside. Punching your partner in the head does nothing for your orgasm, this is just a stupid myth.
Still, some are bragging about the not-so-real definition (men, obviously), but hardly anyone mentions the damage it can cause to the girl. They make it sound like it is a great thing to do because it supposedly affects their pleasure. Marina, I don’t think your warning, delivered with a smile on your face, is enough.
Sorry, this is not the kind of education I expected from you
You write “some are bragging” — who and where? I have not seen anyone bragging about that on this web-site; I did not know the meaning of the term and I doubt the people I hang out with in the real world (as apposed to internet world) know the meaning of the term. So, unless I have missed some bragging comments on the HFW site, who are you hanging out with and where to have heard such bragging?
The preceding is my main question. But I also have secondary questions. You write: “The real meaning is just a punch in the backside. Punching your partner in the head does nothing for your orgasm, this is just a stupid myth.” Are we to infer that “a punch in the backside” does something for “your” (the penetrator’s? the penetratee’s? both of their?) orgasm, and, if so, how do you know this? From actual experience? In correcting the definition of the term given by others, you mention the target-location for the slap; how about the location of the penetration — are the others right about this aspect of the definition or are they wrong here too or is the location irrelevant to the method?
I meant youtube, sorry. I know people on the HFW site are too decent to do that
And I know this because it’s pretty obvious. No, I have never punched anyone in the backside during sex.
I have written both of them lol. I still am not quite sure…
But one thing is for sure, this is probably the longest page about anal sex and assult on the web now
Marina, Word definition/etymology requests
…With my recent [disavowal] of my mother does this make me an [orphaned] person now since my father died in the year 2003 ad..
Homework
OUCH 
AWESOME Lesson Marina!
Literally: You hit a donkey
Especially with Wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Possibly_living_people
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_bagpipes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_HIV-positive_people
When you want specific, try Wikipedia!
Or FAST, use Wikipedia!
HI, MARINA BUENOS TARDE! I WAS THINKING ABOUT A WORD REQUEST. SINCE, I’M AWARE OF A NARCOTIC PIPE BEING REFERRED TO AS THE DEVILS D!CK. I WAS WONDERING WHERE THE WORD ADDICT CAME FROM? THANK YOU SUNSHINE!:)
Please turn off your caps lock. It’s very annoying. Capitals are for talking very loud or yelling. Ok? Thank you.