Come meet me in New York!
Hey guys! I’m going to be in New York on the 19th of August for a get-together at Borders in Manhattan from 7pm-8:30pm and then perhaps moving elsewhere nearby for a drink!
If you live in the New York area, come by and see me! I’ll be signing my book that comes out that day, as well as reading a couple passages from it… and just hanging out!
The Comic Con meet-up was so much fun (I’ll be uploading a video on that shortly).. I think we can have as much fun in New York, if not more… but we won’t be able to UNLESS YOU ARE THERE!!!
Come to Borders at 10 Columbus Circle New York, NY on the second floor of the Time Warner Center at 7pm-8:30pm, Wednesday, August 19.
muggins on 
Awesome turn-out you had at the book signing
Something tells me your books will be flying off the book shelves 
you should come to colorado springs
Here is a link to a Radio Station that streams the MANCOW show.
The Calendar says the interview is scheduled between 8:10 to 8:30 AM tomorrow morning – August 17 – EASTERN TIME (East Coast US)
http://www.wqmr.com/index.php
Unfortunately, I can’t make it now. My piano lesson for tomorrow at 7PM was moved to Wednesday at the same time.
But I hope that those who are going have a great time.
You stood up Marina for a piano lesson? Your teacher must be Myleene Klass.
She isn’t, but I’m happy to report that my lesson went back to tomorrow after all. So, I’m still going.
Have fun. Give her a Mwah from me.
Sign me up for piano lessons Bob.
She’s gorgeous isn’t she? Brilliant pianist and lovely bubbly personality.
Dear Marina,
Good luck and travel well on your big trip East! You’ll do extremely well in all those TV and radio interviews, and I hope the book signings are great fun!
Be careful of people with strange accents. A California writer went to London and heard this woman say what he thought was her name: “Emma Chisit.” Later, he found out she actually was asking how much the book cost!
Seesixcm6
New York New York What a Red Banner week for Teacher. If my Order of the Red Banner had not been stolen
Marina would be deserving of it. have fun don’t trust the Margaritas and stay away from Helicopter Tours…Kansas City would be nice for your book tour I could show you the Abandoned Russian Church
Where did you get The Red Banner? Afghanistan? Tell me a story…
Not mine like that… It was part of a large collection of prized Soviet Awards and a full set of WWII battle campaign medals I assembled during my many Sojurns to Russia.
I sold it to a Dealer in Briton Beach during hard times He claims that he never recieved it and demanded reimbursment. Funny how when I had approached him he scofed at the price I placed on the collection and said there was no profit for him. I sold 4 pieces independantly for more than I asked from him It was then when he approaches me says he is a Collector wants to buy more, but his email was that of the dealer I had approached he was using 2 names on ebay portarying himself on one as a collector and the other as a dealer. It was when I kidded him about it that he claimed he never recieved the article…. Cest La Vie!
Would you come to Sacramento to do a photo op with Ahnold? I know it’s one of the few things at this point that would boost his popularity.
What a week upcoming for our favorite Teacher!
The official release of her FIRST Book is a huge milestone by itself – now a published Author under a major Publishing House. Credibility anyone?
3 National Television appearances – and at least O’Reilly is international.
4 National Radio interviews.
A personal appearance, discussion and Book Signing at Borders’ Flagship Store on Columbus Circle in New York City. With a Billboard on the Store yet!
…and just recently named as the latest GoDaddy Girl – also National exposure.
I think all of us might feel a little ’stressure’ in the circumstance, but Marina is well prepared for this next level boost to her career in my opinion.
She’s done her Homework, [paid her dues] with 477 vids and over 227 Million views on YT, [cut her teeth] in numerous print and media interviews, and [gotten her feet wet] with a prelim signing and meet at ComicCon.
I for one will be watching with a beaming smile as she carries the week with her usual Style and Grace!
Marina, we are ALL behind you!
(I dare ya to disagree Alex!
)
I’m gonna mark my HotforWords Calendar for August 2009 as the month Marina really started emerging into the mainstream as a recognized Talent.
[Rambunctious]
Justin Love, that’s all.
Let us know when you’re in Seattle. Captain Jack and I will take you out for coffee. Right, CJ?
Oh I missed your comment. I didn’t get a email notification of your comment. I came across it by accident as I was doing a search for something unrelated. I’m in Seattle now. I moved from Kirkland to Seattle. This week is open accept for Tuesday and Thursday. I have a TV appearance on Tuesday and on Thursday I have reserved for errands and farmers market. Also I am not a morning person. I do drink coffee and tea anytime of the day or night. Well not at midnight for I go to bed around 5 or 6 am. So set up a time and day so we can meet up.
I’m planning on going. I just printed out directions via public transportation on Google Maps.
Check out Marina and Gorbys new video.
http://bit.ly/135oTO
What other cities will you be in??? NYC is an easy commute from where I’m staying. Both the ferry or train are in easy access.
Yesterday at the beach I seen the ferry shuttle back in forth between CT & NY. So let me check out the logistics.
You in the hamptons, too, Che?
In Connecticut for the time being. If Fisher Island did not block the horizon I probably could see the Hamptons on a clear day.
sounds like you are in Bridgeport then Che, no?
I have no idea! I guess it depends on how well NY goes to determine how may other cities I do.
Hey, Marina, will you be coming to the mid-west? Indianapolis, Columbus(Go Buckeyes), Or L-ville would be nice. Hell, just come to Cincinnati. Evidently, Over-The-Rhine is now the murder capitol of the USA but there are other places to meet.
Besides, I know the streets, so I’ll navigate in your tricked out Navigator
There you go being the attention grabber again, Bee.
Ok, I’ll leave it alone
Why just Good Morning on CBS and not The Today Show on NBC? Is there a clause in your Fox contract preventing you from appearing on rival NBC?
Hey Marina I will be there if it doesn’t rain
on the hog is the reason 
havent been in the subway for too many years 
we will see 
B.B. 
hey if the weather is bad maybe I’ll take the train
Marina let me know if you are up for a ride on a Harley, cause then I need
to bring a helmet for you, thats the law in N.Y. not like the west coast B.B.
I don’t know which women,ughhh, enjoy more: bikes or horses. They seem to like both very, very much. When I lived in Ky horse country, I was friends with a lady who had horses. Ahhhh, good times…
Sorry pal but if there is to be any bike rides it’s on the Green Machine first.
Capman, if there’s one thing you can’t control in this life, it’s which girl rides which machine. If there is to be some order in this world, the green girl goes on the green machine. The white girl goes on the white one. The black girl goes on the black machine. The red one on the red, the yellow on the yellow, etc… etc… etc… Figuratively speaking of course. Unless you are colour blind, you don’t want to mix that stuff up. Not your call. Out of your control. Unfortunately (or fortunately) neither you or I are the ones who control that.
That’s true pal.
Marina is the Blond and we are the snowman
oops, meant as comment on the Harley ride
19th of August mark that date down on your HotForWords calenders as the official release date of Marina Orlova’s brand spanking new book
Come on people, plz raise it up a notch ~ applause 
Hey GP, did you mean: August 18th
From Amazon:
This title will be released on August 18, 2009.
From the Harper Collins site:
On Sale: 8/18/2009
Book signing in NYC: August 19th
Hi Karl
I noticed a discrepancy in regards to the book release date so I put down August 19th in accordance with what was texted in by Marina above.
I’m glad you got that worked out and corrected on the dates.
Thanks Karl
Marina is there any way you could change the names of the people back to respond to our web sites and the Gravatar go towards how much we have commented. It is kinda frustrating that it was this way for so long on the web addresses going to our web sites. Now every ones name is blue it is hard to figure out who has an web site attached to their I guess you would call it their status, Name, Gravatar etc.
I agree, b/c I just change mine to my Favrd Textism web site. Since I now have enough Favrd tweets.
Hmmm. I am sorely tempted to fly out to New York City to attend the event (as I fly around for free), but all my friends who used to live in New York City have since relocated out here to L.A.. Besides, I’m sure I’ll meet you in person in due time…
I bet you’ll have a blast in the big city, Marina. Maybe you can even do a lesson on why New York City is called [The Big Apple]. I’ll be there in spirit, or at least via Twitter!
Peace and love, Errin : )
You’ll like this one, Errin, being into music.
Jazz musicians traveling around called towns ‘apples’. NYC naturally became ‘The Big Apple’. I didn’t say it was long, just that you would like it
Peace
WE WANT MARINA T-SHIRTS!
second that
Third.
“HotForWords” T-shirts to wear to the beach! Before the summer’s gone! 
Sounds great!!! I’ll be there as soon as I can. I just connected a bottle of nitrous oxide on the back side of my turtle… just have to figure out how to tie on my rabbit fur saddle.
Somebody sent to me and now I share. Remember, our greatest fears and grandest hopes are seldom realized
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth.
> He tries this a few more times with no success.
>
>
> All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window,
> muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
> She opens the window and yells to her husband, ‘You need a piece of tail.’
>
> The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, ‘Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite.’
ROFLMA
Thanx, Bob. If I can make one person laugh per day and one get person to really think per day then I feel like I’m paying it forward and good karma will follow.
Right on, Bro.
Namaste – I bow to your enlightenment.
On the other hand, if your humour is at someone else’s expense, or is hurtful through thoughtlessness, the effect on your karma is devastating.
Consider that before you open your mouth or write anything and you will avoid everyone thinking you are a complete pillock.
Nice to see you’re reverting to form. You had a day or two of acting like a relatively decent human being and I was wondering what happened to you. Case solved. Also trying to figure out how my brand of humour is hurtful or thoughtless but I’m sure you can dredge up a little somthin-somthin.
EVERYONE, Bobby?
Never Be Rude To an Arab
I see someone blew your candle;
Welcome to the dark side.
beevee now that was a good one. I have had a few nights like that. That is why I go a good laugh out of it. My wife and I seem to have hall way sex. F you no F you.
Everybody I know who is married seems to be that way. Did you ever notice that married people don’t sleep together anymore? I haven’t slept with the ball & chain in YEARS.
I know. Sucks bein me
Yea I have noticed that. I don’t sleep in the same bed with my wife either. When my daughter moved out I moved into her bedroom. It wasn’t because of love I just got used to 33 years of sleeping at the fire station by my self that if I slept with my wife any movement would wake me up. Plus she didn’t like my C-Pap machine. She said it sounded like a weed eater running at night if my mask got a little crooked and let the pressurized air escape. Oh well it sucks being me too.
Working shifts/conditions and physical ailments and/or infirmities like snoring are the main reason why people sleep separate that I have heard of. Oh well, like The Old Man used to say, “Three hots and a cot, what the hell else could you want?”
Rhetorical question. No answer needed, wanted, or tolerated
Moynf!
Welcome back, Bee!
Hey, thanx, P9. Did you and FVS take your trip yet? I was monitoring progress from afar in the forum(Actually still tryin to formulate an answer to the question “what does rock-n-roll mean to me?” posed by FVS. But that was like a month ago)
Have fun and watch for still trees in fast currents!
Not happening, he can’t make it. But my climbing buddies and I’ll be there watching the show for free in the tied-off canoes. That’s in about a month. More beer?
Oop. WTF? S’cuse me a second (Hey, down in front! Uh, no, actually I was referring to your bikini top…).
Sorry. Those disrespectful college girls are such a menace… something should be done about them, I tell ya!
Hi…borders ‘Rules”…new york meat…hail HotForWords
My borders became the fences of fraGrance…
HotForWords is a BLeSSiNG and all Hail to MaRiNa
or 
all hAIl to mArInA..i’m [spelled] or an “Evil” eYe spelled 
We have a Border’s in Boone, NC. I’ll just wait for you there.
Hey M, You’re spending alot of time on the coasts. People live in the middle of the country, too. How about it?
And another thing: The only time I here from you is when you are trying to sell me something! What kind of shit is that! Whatever….
Yeah I feel the same way, What kind of shit is that Huh? Oh and BTW, great fucking joke I lmfao
Laughter is good
What do you mean? I’ve made over 450 videos for you guys for free!
Then I spent a year writing a book and during the few weeks leading up to its release I try to let as many people know about it and you yell at me saying that the “only time you here[sic] from” me is when I’m trying to sell you something?
Thanks a lot!
That’s telling em Marina
[sic] I created over 85 cherrylipstick masterpieces and all I got was this t-shirt t-shirt
yes. you’re a sick motherfucker. seek professional help.
you’re so cute when you’re angry äläx
@gp
you dive-bombed Alex and my thread and now act as if that wasn’t malicious and mean-spirited. am i cute when i’m angry? how about when i’m livid.. ? >:|
*yawn*
my and Alex’s thread*
i ain’t even going there. you three dummies were disrepectful twats to me.
so any malicious word or action is justified if you perceive disrespect.. ?
perception is not reality..
do me
Attagirl!
You don’t THROW spit balls. You SHOOT them thru the straw you get at lunch.
BTW, you still have a little something on your nose and it is starting to smell!
of course you graciously supplied me with fun photos and for that i’am eternally grateful. also, you were cool about it and open minded and stuff and didn’t sue me, etc.
I know you work hard and that’s selfish of me to expect you to focus on a small group when you’re looking at the bigger picture on here, there are some very intelligent people on here and I like this site, but since i’m a part of this thread, I can’t take back what I said, It’s just feeling spur of the moment thing, I guess? All’s I can do is try to say sorry.
Boy I sure didn’t want to get a response like that but you had to do it, oh and if bee answers uh well I shouldn’t speak for him
LOL I feel like I did in school when the teacher calls you out. I’m actually kinda shocked that M responded. Then to get called out on the misuse/misspelling of here/hear
….delicious 
I guess you can tell the brown nosers in the front, huh. Lets hit’em with spit balls!!
Yeah I kinda do feel like im in school again, it’s strange
You got balls beevee and i’ve been had
While the first part of this comment appears to be a retraction of #12, the second part shows that it isn’t. If anyone earned spit-balls to be thrown at, it was you in 12, and she did it properly in 12.2.
Is the
in 12.2.4.1.1 an endorsement for the spit-ball throwing idea?
Don’t be a pussy or Marina’s gunna call you out again
You’re lookin’ at it with the right amount of levity, GP. I appreciate that. Ol’ Dollar Bill seems to be taking it WAY to seriously.
You are exempt but if you would please scrunch down in your seat a little. He/She/It is right in front of you and got a bulls eye on the back of their head.
I would hit teach but she has GOT to know it would be me. Then she would make me stay after sch…..
To hell with Dollar Bill, I’m going for detention!
Maybe even swats!! 
Some children will do anything to get teacher’s attention and you certainly gave it to him.
Hands up all who appreciate teacher.
My hands are up Bob. Go Teach go.
Thanks Mike. Thought I was on my own for a bit. I expected this to be the longest thread ever but instead it’s the shortest.
Maybe everyone(theres that word again) doesn’t feel the same way you do?
Ever heard of Woodstock? Here is a song from Sly & the Family Stone.
Different strokes, different folks
Is that what she said?
Oh well. Guess I’ll just have to stroke it myself then.
Different Strokes, Different Folks: But are we straying away from “We got to live together”?
Sly And The Family Stone
Everyday People lyrics
Songwriters: Stewart, Sylvester
Sometimes I’m right, but I can be wrong
My own beliefs are in my song
The butcher, the baker, the drummer and then
Makes no difference what group I’m in
I am everyday people
Yeah, yeah
There is a blue one who can’t accept the green one
For living with a fat one trying to be a skinny one
Different strokes for different folks
And so on, and so on and scooby-dooby-doo
Ooh, sha, sha
We got to live together
I am no better, and neither are you
We are the same, whatever we do
You love me, you hate me, you know me and then
You can’t figure out the bag I’m in
I am everyday people
Yeah, yeah
There is a long hair that doesn’t like the short hair
For being such a rich one that will not help the poor one
Different strokes for different folks
And so on and so on and scooby-dooby-doo
Ooh, sha, sha
We got to live together
There is a yellow one that won’t accept the black one
That won’t accept the red one that won’t accept the white one
Different strokes for different folks
And so on, and so on and scooby-dooby-doo
Ooh, sha, sha
I am everyday people
Its all tied in together, my man. I was looking for “Hot fun in the Summertime” because my AC is broke and it is now 90 in here. Whatever
Hey, you think my AC conking out is a direct result of my thoughtless and hurtful humour that I still don’t remember saying/typing?
Instant karma gonna get you,
gonna knock you right in the head
I appreciate her, even when she’s doing commercials for her merchandise. Guess she’s got to make the payments on the Maserati.
What do you mean? I’ve made over 450 videos for you guys for free!
Then I spent a year writing a book and during the few weeks leading up to its release I try to let as many people know about it and you yell at me saying that the “only time you here[sic] from” me is when I’m trying to sell you something?
Thanks a lot!
know yelling
night to tea-cher
Hello, leonard and welcome to “The comment that wouldn’t die
”
Remember, ‘Mob Rules’ Isn’t just an album by Black Sabbath. I’ve seen it happen with regrettable consequences so keep’em away from me with the torches.
*Yes, b is included#(and bee)
#if he wants
…back to work or I will get BeeT uP
smashing notes 
Yes, I’ve always had a knack for stirrin’ things up. Maybe I should go into politics. Lets see, is there a real hot-button issue in politics that is really getting people all worked up right now
Guess I’ll stay right here and provide thoughtful, caring comments 
Ummm, I can’t think of one either
EXAMPLE: There are alot of nice marinas around here with beautiful boats, but there is NO Marina as nice and beautiful as M
Hows that
Don’t mince your words, Beev. Say what you really think. Better yet, just cut to the chase and demand a full refund of all the money you spent on philology lessons. That’ll show ‘er!
YAH! And a refund for all the time he spent on clicking on philological curvy stuff too!!!
Well, that was fun wasn’t it? Who can we pick on next?
Discovered this one just to late to join in. But I got a lot of info of this one,
Think this coffers most of it. You guys figure out your own truth
Thanks rijk. I certainly got a lot of info from it and it certainly puts it in perspective.
and I figured out my own truth
Ok, how bout yoga, or a pill to relax. Seems your just tense and that can effect a great many things. Ah hypnosis? I have heard that works too. Well, for those people who can be hypnotized..I am not one of them however.
I’m planning to visit and do some work at the International Space Station. Would you be willing to do a book signing there?
Wow! Think of the pressure changes on that trip.
I think the issue with jumbo jets is their inability to maintain a lower pressure. I wonder what the airline keep the pressure at.
Link
Note hPa=Hectopascale=millibar.
And again in easier language:-
http://www.thoracic.org.au/abs2005/tp146-295seccombel2005.pdf
I have heard that with certain ummm implants the higher you go up in an airplane the larger they will become. If you get into space where there is no atmosphere and zero gravity will “they” burst or just fill up the cabin.
Thanks! That gave me some insight.:-)
I guess you don’t wanna come to metro detroit, michigan. Do you?
Borders in Chicago on Michigan Ave. Set it up M. See you when you get here.
I must figure out a way to get over the fear of flying in a jumbo jet. I’m not afraid of flying per say. I love flying in small airplanes. I have even have about 30 hours on the books. It’s just jumbo jet over pressurize the cabins which makes me very sick. I get extreme headaches and my nose starts to run. It takes me about two days to recover. I thought I would get use to it but it just kept getting worse. I would rather get sea sick and puke over the side than to fly in a pressurized jet.
I‘m rather sensitive to pressure changes. I can feel the exact moment they flip the switch to pressurize the cabin. I can even sense normal pressure levels. LOL I just guessed it was about 1012 mb and it was 1018.10 mb. I’m off about 6 mb. Wow, I still can guess rather well.
So anyone have some idea how I can over come this???
Have you tried scuba diving? After the pressure changes you would experience doing that, flying in airliners might seem insignificant.
I did a little bit of scuba a swimming pool. Only in a lap pool of about 6 feet. I used to free dive down to 16 feet. I couldn’t do it anymore for I would have great pain in my ear drums. I use to dive a lot as a kid. Heck I would stay under until I nearly passed out.
You know, maybe this is something I can teach my body to learn. It’s about 40 feet under my boat. I should get my fins and free dive down to about 20 feet or until the pain starts. If I do this once a day I think I might be able to reprogram my mind to ignore the pain. I wonder if there is anything I should be watching to prevent any damage?
My best advice is to seek advice from a professional.
Talk to diving instructors and talk to a Medical Practitioner specialising in Diving and Hyperbaric Medicine.
Here is a couple of web sites in the UK that you might find useful:-
http://www.sdm.scot.nhs.uk/
http://www.londondivingchamber.co.uk/index.php?id=advice
I’m sure there will be similar ones in the States and Canada.
Also you can Google for “diving medical practitioners Seattle”.
I just remembered I walked passed a diving school on my way to my car. My friend Kyle took his NAUI cert there. I can ask them. Damn that’s something else I need to get cert in. Will it ever end?
If your having pain in your ears the Eustachian tubes running from your ears to your throat are not clearing fast enough or they may be clogged. The reason for the pain is the pressure of the depth of the water is not equalizing in the inner ear and is trapping the pressure in the inner ear. I have a divers license and they taught us to swallow while you are descending or hold your nose with two finders and gently blow with your nose to try and clear the Eustachian tubes. If you don’t clear them and the pain gets to bad it could rupture your ear drums. It will be tough to blow your nose with two fingers if you have a mask that covers the nose. Some of the newer masks have where the nose cover is separate but attached to the mask for such an operation like blowing the nose is possible without removing the mask under water. If you have a scuba out fit then blowing the nose would ok as you could take off the mask and try to relieve the pressure then put the mask back on and tilt your head up and press in on the bottom of the mask and blow air out through the nose filling the mask back up with air as it forces the water out of the top of the mask. It is fun to scuba dive if you can get by the obstacles such as the ear pain. And of course sharks.
You know you made me remember something. When I was working on getting my private airplane license, Kim my instructor told me to try chewing gum to help with the small pressure changes. That could be the reason I have issues with the jumbo jets. I’m not treating pressurized cabins as if like they were changes in altitude. I need to get the Eustachian tubes cleared. Thanks Mike!
Speaking of Kim. That gal was hot! Which was very distracting when I was flying. The other male students also had issue. Kim never had any problem getting students to sign up for her classes. Last I heard she had plenty of hours on the book to get a job at Horizon airlines which is owned by Alaskan airlines. Funny thing about Kim. She had a fear of heights. She would get up on a small ladder and would get scared. We would have to hold the ladder and talk her down. I was amazed a pilot with a fear of heights. She told me you just need to keep busy with landing procedures when you’re landing and next thing you’re on the ground. It worked for me also. Yeah I have a
fearrespect for heights.I have no fear of sharks what so ever. I’ve even petted them before. Maybe someday I’ll go swim with them. In the PNW we have a shark called 6 gill. I just learned yesterday that they can eat from the bottom of the ocean. They suck up sand and filter out little hummm I forgot. Sand shrimp, right? No, something else.
I want to thank everyone for their input on helping me explore some options on how to over come this issue with pressurized jets. I might have to try flying again. It would sure shorten those long road/train/bus trips.
@Capt’n J
Hey Capt’n J, did you ever try to insert fresh cut carrots into your Eustachian tubes? I am told here that it is a very good gran’ma recipe against height sickness. Well I say you try it next time you board a boeing and you let us know by posting here if it works or not.
If carrots don’t work, you may also try a pair of giant Alaska shrimps. Alaskan natives say it works even better than carrots.
Just remember not to dive and fly on the same day.
Chances are slim of anything bad happening on a plane. They are safer than being in a car. So just go for it!
I was not talking about air safety. I’m not afraid of flying. I know flying is many times safer than driving or even walking on a sidewalk for that matter.
Please re-read my comment above.
So when are you coming to Seattle?
http://store-locator.barnesandnoble.com/store/2888
http://store-locator.barnesandnoble.com/store/2280
There are some other B&N sellers and Borders Book stores close by, Would like to come by to meet you so you can sign my “Hotforwords” book that I Pre-ordered actually from Amazon. Hopefully It’ll arrive by mid next week! I’m sure there’s quite a few people who know who you are up in this neighborhood.
Your name on a billboard in Manhattan! You made it in New York! People end that way, but you are just beginning!
Can you see the forest for the trees? Can you see what’s missing?
Give my best to the rotten, er, I mean Big Apple.
Are you insinuating that NYC is a rotten fruit? NYC, the capital of capitalism?
NYC and its Times Square, where Conchita the Mule meets the Naked Cowgirl?
I partied there.
New Years Eve at Times Square is something every American should experience at least once in their lives, in person and on location (not just watch it on the tube). Seriously.
But I didn’t mean to interrupt. You were monologuing about the wonders of New Amsterdam and so eloquently capturing the mystique.
Continue, please…
¡¡CARAMBA LA VERGA!! DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO MYSELF, DAMNIT!!!
AND… AND… OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! Is this not my personal diary? Am I not typing in my personal diary? These voices… These colourful adds, dolls and figures dogfighting for my mouseclicks… These curves, balls, balloons, melting pot of nuts’n bolts…. Am I not in my secret Antartic retreat, with ballenas and focas for sole company?
Seriously… I paid myself for my diary, and it is add free. I think I captured the mystique, and now I just found a carrot in the Eustachian tube of my eye. It is removed (and is now in my digestive tube), so I can see better. I will be heading south to my igloo in the Antartic where I can be happy with the focas and the ballenas. And have a drink. Or 2 or 3. Thanks again Pennsyltucky!
Okay, neuroway, hold on…I’m switching your IV over to a decaf drip instead…
There, that should be better in a couple minutes.
Chillax, dude. Here, have a shot of Stoly. I’ll join ya — Ahhhh…
Of course, what else can you do if you’re in the secret Antarctic bunker in midwinter? Better check your calendar, though. The ballenas won’t be back for oh, say about three months or so. It’s just you and the mother focas.
Okay, gotta fire up the arctic cat for the long journey through the polar night. A TA’s job is never done.
@pennsyltucky9
Damnity Pennsyltucky! A shot of Stoly is all I can have right now? And I was expecting a beluga in my secret bunker, if not a full grown ballena! And you say it’s only me and the arctic cat vs the motherfocas, at this time of the year? For three months or so? Nottta single blue ballena in sight? Not even a little white beluga?
I got riled up, damnity! I will need to come back with something about this.
Seems like there are alot of mother focas around but where are all of the father focas? And what the foca is a foca
It’s kinda like a focaccia that hasn’t caught ya yet.
Ugh. First I can’t go to Comic- Con for no tickets. I find out she was there and couldn’t go. Now I find out she’s coming to New York, the place I live, and I’m not gonna be here either. I’m gonna be in the Hamptons!
You gotta be kidding me!
I totally feel your pain!
You’re gonna be in The Hamptons and you’re worried about not seeing M? Do you go to the hamps all the time? Are you extremely rich? I got it: You go on back to the apple and I’ll take your place in The Hamptons, cool?
I wanna go to Puffys White Party….
“Start spreadin’ the news…” Cant make it, but it should be a blast!
Take lots of Pictures! 
“…I wanna wake up-in a city-that never sleeps….”
Comic Con? Video?