Drunk Twittering
In the vein of my Nerd Words of the Day, I asked you guys a while back for some fun phrases to describe drunk twittering… so here are your top responses!
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News is everday…[selecting] the stories
“Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.” – Saint Augustine 354-430…. A little crazy and soul sloe..
awesome i cant wait to see it
TGIF! Laugh while you can:
MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,
‘Yes, Nurse Tracy ,’ said Mr. Wallace.
‘My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.’
Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a li ttle crazy,
she replied, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.’
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out of his pyjamas.
He met Nurse Tracy. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said,
‘You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that.
Please put your Private Part back inside your pyjamas.’
‘But, Nurse Tracy I can’t,’ replied Mr. Wallace.
‘I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.
‘Yes,’ said Nurse Tracy, ‘you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?
‘Well,’ he replied, ‘Today is the viewing.’
ha ha ha,
great
(cremate or funeral?)
[cfc's] you know, like the gases from airasol cans from the 70’sthat made the hole in the ozone layer?
Chloroflurocarbons
HEY do not make me feel old…Silverhead – Rolling With My Baby. A 1974 promotional video. Pete Thompson-drums, Rod “Rook” Davies-guitar, Robbie Blunt-guitar, Nigel Harrison-bass, Michael Des Barres-vocals.
…get ready{***}
Hey buddy 2 bands …on the Swan Song thingy…The Pretty Things…Balloon is Burning
…the question is…how this band is related to the ROLLING STONES?
also..Artists that released material on the Swan Song label during its existence included Led Zeppelin itself (including later solo releases by band members Jimmy Page and Robert Plant); Bad Company; The Pretty Things; Dave Edmunds; Mirabai; Maggie Bell (and the short-lived band she fronted, Midnight Flyer); Detective; Sad Café; and Wildlife
Bad Company. I knew they had a girls band on the label but I did not those other bands. I guess I should have said a band that any of us heard of. My Bad, leonard
My passion is
…both detective and bad company had Mott membersXXX
Ozzy ex bass player too…. 
All the way beevee…go All the WAY…OHIO
Speaking of “Ohio”, I love the bass line in this song, so I’m going to “Rush” to listen to it. The Pretenders
[I was watching the dick short for richard and detective video and you said dick had been being used for penis for decades so why do they call a penis a dick]
you may want to check the wordlist periodically to see which words have already been investigated
this should help satisfy your curiosity for now
Dick short for Richard and detective
you said you watched it
watch it again perhaps
Hi friend
Marina did a grand job on this one…Origin of the word: pencil
] 
[marina says it feels right
I want to know where the word(s) [jackknife] came from
Hi
i would like to know the origin of the word [Yosemite] 
heard it somewhere and i got curious^_^
News Flash: YouTube Contest Challenges Users To Make A ‘Good’ Video
Hi,
Would you like to make video with word [hijack]? It’s a little bit crazy word and not all knows it. You can probably do with that some funny and teaching video. :’P
Greets, Psycho
Heyy, i just need to ask youu what does Triskaidekaphobia mean??? Im really confused sombody said it too me but idk what it is!!!!
Hi Marina! I would like to request the word [copycat]. спасибо
Does Marina still do the video word requests or did they vanish behind the blue screen.
word requests
http://www.hotforwords.com/wordrequest/
On a HotForWords interview there was mention of a lot of daily word requests coming in daily so there may be a wait. Unless maybe you come up with a word request that others have also requested in the past then it could show up on a HFWs video tomorrow.
haven’t done a video word request (yet)
Just not seeing them the last couple of video’s had me wonder.
Or unless your a former Royal Army Captain who had one “Beautiful” song, to put it Bluntly.
Hope that link works…here goes
yeah, if you have celebrity clout there’s no wait to get your word request up and on vid. *jk*
Request this mess…Strip Polka by Alvino Rey & His Orchestra c1942
…uSa…queers and steers…UsA
50 points for the answer..100 points to play
Ok, here is my 100 pts.
To keep us entertained and enlighten with his brilliant observations on those rare but truly magnificent moments we can fully understand them!
i have that cd “back to bedlam” available in most wall mart stores i suppose. some good songs on that. in fact i’m listening to that right now. ♫ beautiful dawn melts with the stars again…
did i forget to mention it’s on atlantic records- no.
led zeppelin is on atlantic records. perhaps there will be a big anniversary for the blimpheads, affectionately so, and we get a big led zep box set release with extras like bootleg live shows and interviews and a hd dvd with hand held camera home footage from john bonham’s farm, etc.
Led Zeppelin I, II, III, IV(Zoso, untitled, etc.), and Houses of the Holy were on Atlantic. In 1973 they started SwanSong Records and and the rest of their albums and anything after Bonham(I can’t believe you didn’t capitalize-I mean, did you ever try to play him?) died is on there.
Extra Credit Led Zeppelin only signed one band to there label. They had to get into a bidding war to sign them because they were one of the first ’supergroups’, with members from “Mott the Hoople” and “Free”. What is the name of this band?
Big 10 cookies to all who get it…
All pleasure’s the same: it just keeps me from trouble.
Hides my true shape, like Dorian Gray♪
I know the Bonman would care less if I capitalized his name or not. I give my respect to the 3 rings.
Sheesh, I’m done explaining myself here. End of story.
Like maybe you’re talking about Roy Harper and not Muddy Waters
Steve Winwood, Traffic, Cream, answer you want is probably in there.
No, that was ‘10 years after’
You didn’t even mention that there were soundtrack albums put out on the Swan Song label. So there.
I said all albums. Does that not include soundtracks? So there
I mean, yeah, I do Kashmir roto drumrolls on a drum kit made of soap bars when I shower in the morning.
I have a bad habit of playing air drums when I drive! The answer is Bad Co.
Detective…Detective…Detective was an American rock band that toured and recorded in the late 1970s. Detective consisted of vocalist Michael Des Barres, guitarist Michael Monarch, bassist Bob Pickett, keyboardist Tony Kaye, and drummer Jon Hyde. The band released two albums, Detective (produced by Jimmy Page under the pseudonym “Jimmy Robinson”) and It Takes One To Know One in 1977, as well as Live From The Atlantic Studios, a promotional LP recorded only for radio broadcast, in 1978.
The band appeared on episode 104 of WKRP in Cincinnati as the fictional hoodlum rock group Scum of the Earth.
Their record label was Swan Song Records.
going with 77 live version this time (heh)
I know that’s a cool track already, dixieland almost, haven’t finished listening to that yet, so..
Meat Puppets ~ (live audio ) Beatles Medley
So this is the way to do it
That’s a bit rich “James”, well-off the mark.
JAMES! I knew you would come back…
Of course it was Bad Co.
Firm
soundtrack albums, yeah, those are legit albums. what are you getting at
I have a Bonham w/Led Zeppelin question for you. Only hardcore Led Zep fans (and maybe even they don’t know) will know the answer
Question: What is unique about Bonham’s drumming on Led Zeppelin’s official album release recording of Kashmir(?) hints: It was left on the recording, though it was considered as something that would be mixed out in the final studio recording. Another hint: you’ll need very expensive recording stereo equipment to make out what that is. Lastly; Bonham went with it and it’s on the song Kashmir.
@beevee
extra credit
Okay, let’s forget that other stuff about Swan Song and concentrate on the extra credit part because Bad Company wasn’t the ONLY band besides Led Zeppelin that released album/s on that label.
You forgot to mention these bands
The Pretty Things; Dave Edmunds; Mirabai; Maggie Bell (and the short-lived band she fronted, Midnight Flyer); Detective; Sad Café; and Wildlife.
extra credit
I even supply proof, lol, so there
Public safety announcement:
No texting and driving! — the driver of this tow truck was reportedly talking on his cell phone AND texting!
ok, if this is what you call someone who is drunk while twitting, do you call a sober one a twitt?
ps. Vrock67 watched one hour, i’ll watch the other one tomorrow.
I would like to request a word/Phrase [Penny Pincher] thank you my sweet dear.
The term originated in Scotland.
Q: D’ye ken how copper wire was invented?
A: By twa Scotsmen fighting over a penny!
Hey, that’s me !
James, I just watched your latest video.
Freakn’ hilarious. Great job!
I would like to request the word [doghouse] thank you
You mean like where a dog lives? Ok. A doghouse is a house where a dog lives. A doghouse on a dwelling is a dormer or gable. A doghouse on a car is the two fenders and grill assembly. A doghouse on HFW is where I spend the majority of my time!
Move over, Gorby, ya freakin’ bedhog!!
I would like to request the phrase [ you have a chip on your shoulder]
That is a good one, Sean. I’ll double down* on that: [You have a chip on your shoulder] or just [chip on your/the shoulder].
) in the old battery commercial. ‘Go on,knock it off. I dare ya’
Allright, who else? This would be a good one. Maybe she can do a parody of Robert Conrad(hell, shes so famous now she could probably get HIM to do it
*Sometimes, the more requests; the quicker your word/phrase/whatever gets “investigated”
I’m not drunk…”I’m just drinking”.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yadj9H_Rbc“>High Speed Chase & Crash – Drunk Driver
…now back to pulling [nails]
may your day pay; I say 
Marina you are STUPENDOUS!!!
please do a hotforwords lesson on this word.
kisses <3
Drinking and being drunk no that this boy, I make jokes about drinking alcohol on Twitter, I suspect some of my followers don’t realize that I’m just role playing.
HERE IS MY VIDEO!
Peado in the closet
Please rate and comment!
Now that was funny James.
Hilarious.
Lets get [Hip]
…Shakira – Illegal (featuring Carlos Santana)
…[HIPS]….Shakira – Poem To A Horse
This video (both) is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions.
Shakira is soul cool….that jimmy-boy(James) is just spoiled and jealous and so are some nations
…
[one-horse island]..in breeding of the sheltlanders
be happy and let it share itself…Tweet this Los Angeles High Speed Police Chase March 4 2008
…Is Marina from LA?…No way can driving on a road be safe to twitter at the same time….I SAY SUE ALL THAT DO IN THE NAME OF AMERICAN RoaDS…
James, I am DEEPLY disturbed.
(Of course, I already take meds for that…) 
Drunken admaster? (aka the joy of malaprops)
“Cheating Boyfriend:
$19.95 – Find out if your boyfriend is creating on you”
(from a Google ad for peoplecrunch.com)
for $19.95 end the worry
hey marina! i’d like to know the origin of the word [sardonic] , thanks!!
Obviously refers to the people of Sardinia, so known for their love of small fishes tinned in olive oil.
I would like to request the word [aloof] thanks
[aloof] is the top of a Chinese house.
I am about to upload my video I have been working on.. I would love it if you could all rate and comment on it. Because it will be my last one if it flops. Now, I have to personally email everyone, then upload!
James,
How about doing the obvious and posting us a link?
I would…. But I don’t know what the link is because it has not uploaded yet.
Three more words for my intelligent sexy teacher to investigate. They are: [swirly, mooned, and gold digger]. The creep in the restroom smiled at me then grabbed his crotch. I stuck his head in the toilet and gave him a swirly. Marina’s car was mooned from the passing limousine. Some of Marina’s girlfriends are probably gold diggers. Remember to always dress hot than not.
“Gold digging” is worse than carving in sh*t. But pecunia non olet to many.
Some take joy in panning for the nuggets..&_
I am a bad enough typer when sober.
hi my dear teacher whtz [chintzy joy] ?
“I drunk I saw a putty cat.. “I did!” “I did!” (Tweeting under the influence)
Marina, are you familiar with the old Tweety and Sylvester cartoons? (The above post refers to them.)
I thought I saw a pussy…CAT
I must of— ate his sister?…twitter me numb…for the potentialists…The Animals – It’s My Life
Hear what I say
I’m gonna ride the serpent
No more time spent sweatin’ rent
Hear my command
It ain’t no use, I’m breakin’ loose,
Holdin’ me down, stick around
[]…[]…twits are for snakes
I’ve never been Three Tweets to the Wind or even Three Faces to the Wind (Facebook). I don’t drink or smoke. I think the kids (which I’m linked to generationally) call that straight-edge.
I would like your comment on the meaning and origin of the word [accelerate] and could it also mean to slow down?
[decelerate] means “slow down”.
Just another example of how Anglo-Saxon (“speed up,” “slow down”) has been cluttered up with a lot of [superfluous] Latin.
I understand that decelerate means to slow down. But in Webster’s New World Dictionary one definition applied for Physics is “to cause a change in the velocity…” and does not say speed up or down therefore one might assume that accelerate could imply a decrease in speed.
In scientific terms you are right; an acceleration can have a plus or a minus value, or even have both plus and minus values if you are considering more than one axis, however in normal layman’s language, as Evan said, a minus acceleration is called a deceleration.
I said “Slow down!”
“Old words are best, and old words when short are best of all.”
–Churchill
[why are breasts called boobs bonkers bussums and other words sometimes and where did these come from]
OK, can’t resist, here it is again: 99 words for boobs
Actually, I think this one is better. 99 words for boobs
There now, you and your breast obsession can go have fun!
I’d Like To Request A Few Words. [polmki] [wtf] and [what is a pussy]
I Tweeted while Twree Tweets to the wind once. I apologized to the lady the next day.
What are you [inferring]?
Leave me alone Dammit!
[hunk] not drunk
..I’m not NAKED….sUccEssfUllY nude…
4 rUssIA…Yelena Isinbayeva – Elvis Presley – Burning Love
Lord Almighty,
….
I feel my temperature rising
Higher higher
It’s burning through to my soul
Girl, girl, girl, girl
You gonna set me on fire
My brain is flaming
I don’t know which way to go
Your kisses lift me higher
Like the sweet song of a choir
You light my morning sky
With burning love
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
I feel my temperature rising
Help me, I’m flaming
I must be a hundred and nine
Burning, burning, burning
And nothing can cool me
I just might turn into smoke
But I feel fine
i’m a nit-twit
now for something completely healthy..
what she said
Health is a good thing be4 U die
The Velvet Underground – Heroin (song only)
*(-_-_-)*Heroin by The Velvet Underground off the highly influential and brilliant, The Velvet Underground & Nico.
Copyright The Velvet Underground 1967.
DANG
Float with a banana and rum…from the bum with his staff and snake gang
Dole Ray Me…I’ll be Chester Goode and you’ll be Doc Adams Pha Soul LatTeaDOUGH
not walking on know wild side…run-run-run…gotta get me a [FIX]…jamming
Then you can be Pernell Roberts and I’ll be Lorne Greene
song version from bonanza
hahaha
Word request [cover]
i would like to request a word [Hardocious] it means hard and ferocious. hard as in boner and ferocious cause ur in a feroicious mood
[Why Is A Penis Called A Penis And A Vigina Called A Vigina]
[what is a boner in the sexual term and why is it called that]
[what is a boner in the sexual term and why is it called that
Hi!!
I’m from Mexico and this is the first time I post on ur website I think this is very interesting cuz u help us to know the meaning and origin of many words, besides u r very beautiful….so, I would like to know the word “humongous” or “fiancee”
Hi gabrich,
Bienvenidos, amigo. These are good requests. If you place them in square brackets like this:
[humongous] or [fiancee],
Marina will be able to find them much more easily. Have a great day!
-pennsyltucky9
o.k thanks for the tip, I would do it next time!!
Bienvenido otra vez a Ud., “gabrich.” Ud me da la inspiración pedir unas palabras americanas que vienen de México:
[hoosgow]
[buckaroo]
[vamoos]
¿Sabe Ud. de que palabras mexicanas vienen?
This is such a Twitterful experience learning some new Twitterriffic new words. Your so Tweet to keep us informed of such Twonderful lessons.
I haven’t Twittered drunk ‘YET”.
Speaking of Trunk Dwittering, Here is not only my favorite drunk song, but also the story of my life. One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer
She say, you got the rent money yet
I say no,can’t find no job…
Alot of people don’t know that the opening to this song is an old delta blues standard made famous by John Lee Hooker, ‘House Rent Blues’.
Now I got this rent money together,
Come on y’all, lets have a ball
A man after my own heart
and a fantastic bluesman
good one beevee14, I drank to that.
I just Love George Thorogoods rendition of that song as a tribute to his idol John Lee Hooker…
She Said ” you got the rent money yet Sucker!” … she said “I dont believe you been trying find no job I saw you today I seen you standing up against a post”
I said “But I was tired I been walking all day!”
She said “That dont confront me just as long as I get my rent money by next Friday!!”
“But for five years she was so nice … rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Lordy mama she was lovey dovey”
No lie, BV
I just saw him 6 months ago with Buddy Guy. What a show! When he comes to town, don’t miss it, and as long as you’re there, tell him I said “high.”
I would like to request the word [chimera].I saw two ladies and of them said chimera.I have no clue what it means.
Love,
Stef…x_x
I would like to request the word [bananas] – you know, as in “the s**t is bananas”.
Jawohl meine Teacher! Drink, drink! It’ll make you tweet!
Drink, drink, drink …
tanks fer the feed…I collect [albums](used to buy) and got many of Mario Lanza….Mario Lanza’s fantastic vocals lip-synched by Edmund Purdom in the 1954 film The Student Prince
…for the teacher—HotForWords
Bob, yer rippin’ my heart out! My dear old Dad used to sing that one!
A Celtic drinking song…First Glass (Jim Rowlands)
I understand the Welsh Tartan is also known as Plaid Cymru.
(Did I tell that one before? Must be my Alzheimer’s.)
No, you haven’t plied me with that one before.
Here’s another
Let’s have a drink, or maybe two, or maybe three or four,
or five, or six, or seven, or eight or maybe even more!
Hey, that was a great version; I haven’t heard it done as a rock song before.
[Marina, I'm giving you plenty of time to research this for New Year.]
[Auld Lang Syne]
Some of the young Celts are doing horrible things with traditional music…Consider The Pogues and their “irish folk punk” genre, with songs such as Billy’s Bones from “Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash.”
Yes, it Burns me that she didn’t do it last year!
Hmm … shall I ask her to tell us about Tam o’ shan’t I?
Aye, Bob, more puns pourin’ from your keyboard?
Tam Ashanti was the original African Scotsman.
@Bob
@black, @white, @green, heck.. While were at it, why not some Depaz @blue Cane @amber Rhum?
Yes, Bob, and Scotland’s Jewish clan are the MacAbies!
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1342/1412399906_6aba2db6b8.jpg?v=0
(That’s Eliyahu McLean on the left, active in Israel’s peace movement.)
Thats strange, one of your links opens a new window, the other closes this one
Bollox! This is not a classroom, this is an ale-house! Eh, pour me some more!!!
HW: Never been three anything to anything. But, and coincidentally, my next lesson, which I have been planning for quite some days now, involves champagne. (That lesson will be in two Q/A parts; and am trying to keep each part short, around a minute.)
Hi Marina,
I just LOVE that yellow dress! Looks lovely on you!
Nuthin’ wrong with drunk twee…*hic*…tweetering.
Very
lesson Marina! I don’t Twitter drunk or sober.
+1
That sound bite you repeat is widely believed because there is some merit to it since the FED took no action to resolve this crisis as it was going on, (Greenspan famously said we could weather draw down in liquidity by lowering discount rates and increasing debt) but it hides more than it reveals by putting blame on the folks who held the coats of the perps.
Since 2000 the US has had a huge draw down (about $8 trillion) of currency held by foreigners. By 2007 liquidity shortages combined with rule changes on loan reporting following Enron fiasco broke our banking system. Political response has weakened our banks and stocks instead of correcting the problem.
Foreigners were put in this position by Reagan’s ‘fix’ of the S&L crisis in 1980 which set us up for this crisis while it allowed us to whip inflation by selling debt to the Chinese for a generation.
Bush’s total inability to function as an effective President in a crisis ended the Leontief Paradox unfavorably for the USA.
Obama’s inability to apprehend what needs to be done has led us in the wrong direction by making our markets less competitive not more competitive.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leontief_paradox
I made a few videos on this;
Castles Burning
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvcKQUqaec
Tensor Voting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=istE1bpoDPg
Defense Budget
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCJl-ZbHOYc
Where the Money Went
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYuK0iJqpNA
What we can do about it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1MCq8bekRo
We basically have spent a lot of money on maintaining our military dominance in the nuclear age, and the economic chickens have come home to roost – brought about in part by mismanagement over the past 8 years.
The good news is we can fix this by abandoning the paradigm of the 1940s and adopting ideas more appropriate to the 2010s.
Sustainable Industrial Future
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I81ogcX3ONY
I’ll have a look at your links.
I got a lot of info from this site But I don’t know if you speak languish.
kewl
Tweetaholic
The last time I was ‘3 tweets to the wind’, I woke up and said, “Why am I naked and who are all of these people?”
Like I always say: You haven’t had fun till you wake with an empty birdcage in the room, a bra on the ceiling fan and feathers in your mouth!
…[BRA]…[bravo]
If you kept your Budgie in your budgie-smugglers instead of in a cage, it would be the girl with feathers in her mouth.
Is that whats known as a sticky wicket or a wicky stick-it
No, it’s just a wick to stick it (up)
Is that whats known as a sticky wicket or a wicky stick-it
How did I double post? That never happened before
did you drink
It’s what happens when you tweet when drunk.
I was wondering where we got the word [guile]. I was reading a poem and the word appeared in the lines “As if that eye and bitter smile/ Transfered to others fear and guile.” and it seemed out of context when I looked up the definition.
Since the meltdown of the economy has led a lot of people to ruin, where did the terms [road to ruin] and [wrack and ruin] come from?
Not the origin of the terms, but the origin of the current situation: FED
Thanks Marina, the favs videos is sticky green.
For those of you who have not checked
out the Forum, the first Topic is called
“What is your favorite HotForWords video”
That topic is highlighted in green.
Submit your fav video and be sure
to read the first post by Marina on
page 1 of that topic.
[cake walk]
and i pre-ordered snow leopard on amazon now. maybe thats the cheapest way to get it. i wonder if the iLife on my mac is getting upgraded into iLife 09 if the new os is installed because mine is still 08 version. and i haven’t gotten her book yet, i pre-ordered it on the first day when the reservation started though…. please let me know how good her book is, american people. now i’m like a lonely pre-order machine in Japan….
[dog and pony] show…MY BROTHERS…In the Caribbean, Vervet Monkeys have developed a taste for alcohol and can regularly be spotted stealing cocktails from humans on the beach. Brilliant wildlife video from BBC animal show ‘Weird Nature’.
‘HO-Ho–I must go and hoe’…elves are waiting
i can’t drink because i don’t like booze in the first place. and i like coca cola. do you have any good terms of twittering while drinking it?
Tweet me silly and 3 sheets lost in the wind
[punt] is that indention on bottom of bottle?…from glass making (punty)
…Marina is boozed from the mulling[spiced and heated wine] …In heat, so lets tweet nude
3 tweets to the wind? I don’t get it, I think it’s too long.
Thats what she said
“I don’t get it, I think it’s too long.” by animaltaz…the monkey got its tale cut off from twinking 
Look up “Three sheets to the wind” in her lessons. It’s a sailing term for being drunk.
Already made you a link (second posting)
Swizzling.
Marina, I noticed you used the correct “3″ with respect to the latest Brad Pitt movie.
Marina, is it true that the origin of the word [chivalry] is unknown because comprehensive definition of the word is elusive?
*How many of you guys have see the movie “A Knights Tale”? What did you think of it?
“CHIVALRY IS NOT YET DEAD!!!”
No, but it does seem like it is in a vegetated state.
I totally agree!
There has been a few times I’ve been out on dates and scolded for attempting to show some chivalry. I guess the modern woman expects to be treated differently. Sad though, for it’s fun thing for a guy to do in my opinion. It’s even kind of nice when a women returns the favor but I feel very awkward (even a bit embarrassed) about it.
I think—the word comes from an ex-general from France that settled in Alabama and that was after the defeat of the Republic of Napoleon….look it up—-I don’t want to argue with women
Have a g00d day JACK 
Next time just pretend you don’t know, then maybe Marina will do a video of it.
Better yet, lets make up some bogus theories. Yeah!!! 
Thanks, and you too.
I love you too
That’s what I get from boozing 
[BRANDy]
Bogus theories sometimes work. I wrote a post once that “handkerchief” is onomatopoeia for a sneeze, and she did a video to correct me.
Awe, so it does work. hummm… interesting. very interesting. I think there is a prank in the making.
[Chivalry] obviously comes from the French word cheveu, meaning “hair.” In medieval France, it was considered polite for a man to court a woman by brushing her hair. By extention, being [chivalrous] came to mean any politely attentive behavior toward women. The custom was also the source of the word “groom” as in “bride and groom,” as the groom had been “grooming” the bride’s hair.
It’s true, I tell you!
Evan attempts to fill in for CampKohler.Yes, But between the 11th century and 15th centuries Medieval writers often used the word [chivalry], but its definition was never consistent between authors, and its meaning would change on a regional basis, and even over time. Further more, its modern meanings are different from its medieval meanings. So how do you explain that?
I suspect chivalry in its modern meaning doesn’t originate from the French word cheveu, but goes back to the Latin word caballus. Which we then get Cab from Old New York taxi cab. So on and so fish with baggy rinkles covered in taco sauce. Anyone have their finger on my Eggo?
I swam across the Skagit River* the other day, and emerged all chilled and [chivalry] — but not dead.
OK, I’ll quit horsing around.
* (for you non-mossback readers, it’s a Washington river fed by snowmelt)
LOL mossbacks!
I thought we had webbed feet?!?! hum maybe both hu? 
HEHEHEHE!! CHIVALRY IS NOT YET DEAD!!! AND GUESS WHAT CAPT’N J! YOU, YES, YOU EL CAPT’N J COULD BE THE NEXT DORITOS GURU!!! And win 25 grands!!! Isn’t it amazing, eh?
Plus 1% of all canadian sales, HEHE! Isn’t it fabulous?
I would like to request the word [blowjob]
I know what it means, just want to know how it came around : )
That word has already been done. Not a YouTube video but I think it was a Sirius Satellite Radio show. Maybe one of the TAs or students might know which episode it was.
I was surprised to find out the word has nautical origins. Leave it the our master teacher to do a word that none of the books in my collection had the word.
When Marina originally made the TA page she kidded about people would think that’s what it meant.
There’s a lot of good nerd words at Nerd Words of the Day section. I always check those out.
Birds luv to eat those red berries off trees and get intoxicated from that and then they tweet around high Woodstock from Peanuts
My birds like yellow berries ….then we make bird of brandy pie
[Dog-eat-Dog] or [Dog DAYS] grand Lesson, hey greatestpotential?
Spending the [Dog Watch] [in the doghouse]of the [dogger] for having written [doggerel] on the [dog-eared] pages of the [dog-in-the-manger][dogberry]’s copy of Hotforwords’ philological [dogma].
Don’t laugh, I’m Sirius.
[porter]
A truly “Rigel” display of wordplay, Bob — a stellar performance. No one can accuse you of caterwauling.
Anyone who did that would be barking up the wrong tree.
[Is this where we get the word [barking] meaning that someone is mad]?
Doh! It took me an hour to get, but for anyone else as slow as me, “Sirius” is also known as the Dog Star, in the constellation Canis Major (the “Big Dog.”)
Can I see your punning licence, Sir?
It might be time for a refesher course.
Maybe a canister or two of beer would help? [] []
Give me a break — I only “Vega”-ly remember my astronomy!
Are we going to wax “Lyra”-cle on stellar puns?
I’m always sober (a hardcore teetotaller), but I often write such kinda things as if I was heavily drunken or baked.
Drinking and writing have a long history:
The Philosophers’ Drinking Song
The Philosophers Drinking Song. A.K.A The Australian Drinking Song. As performed by the mighty Pythons. Lyrics;
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya
’bout the raisin’ of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away,
‘alf a crate of whiskey every day!
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
and Hobbes was fond of his dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
“I drink, therefore I am.”
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed.
–Monty Python
I would have thought that the last couplet would have referred to Plato, who, I read somewhere, was partial to little boys. Ironic that he gave his name to Platonic love, then.
I drink, therefore I am.
I’m drunk, therefore I was.
What is so horrible about getting drunk? Just ask a glass of water.
I think you should always have a designated tweeterer in these situations.
I’ve seen enough airings of “Over the limit, under arrest!”
Or does that apply to Twitter in the form of the 140 character limitation?
TUI makes people tweet all over the place.
My fiancee (whose last name is Orlova!) and I disagree about what [know]means. She said I knew something that we had talked about but had forgotten about. I at first claimed that that meant that I didn’t know it, but then realized that it’s possible to know something that one has forgotten about. Is it? Also, can one know something that is false? If one discovers a mistake s/he has made, must then one say that s/he didn’t know it, but now does? Wouldn’t that mean that one can never be certain of what one knows, since it’s impossible to know when one has made a mistake until it has been corrected?
Dear Marina,
For health reasons, I never get drunk, so I never tweet while drunk. Since you assured us you will get naked when you’re drunk, I’ll be happy to provide you all the high-quality vodka you’d need on our dates!
If men drink to make women look more beautiful to them, I won’t need to drink at all when I’m with you. You already are too beautiful for me, and alcohol might make me more relaxed than I’d want to be.
Seesixcm6
My dear teacher, I have two word requests for you. The first is [rip off] and the second is [Russian Roulette]. Marina is too sweet and too sexy to be a rip-off. You must have some good russian roulette stories? Keep it 100, my dear teacher.
A good Russian roulette story
They all have a bad ending. 
I got three out of five.
For those of you who may not get the reference,
to the phrase Three tweets to the wind!
Marina also did an excellent video on the phrase;
Three sheets to the wind!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BQh-ICflg
I’ve drank and tweeted before.
Not now tho, huh?
Nope. I’ve only had one beer this month. Some times I drink on beer a night and some times once a month. It’s all good. People say I’m really funny/silly when I drink. It’s impossible for me to get angry when I have been drinking. If I get impossible to deal with, just buy me a few beers and it all goes away. Bad reason to drink hu?
That’s the same with me, the guard is dropped / the brakes are of and the funny remarks come floating to the top.
Ps.
Either she is really drunk or she’s acting, cause that bottle hasn’t been opened
Cool.
My friend Jeff of the cruise ship that I crewed on is similar. He would drop his guard down and tell some funny stories that you would end up breaking ribs from laughing so hard.
I enjoy drinking with people who have a fun/happy disposition. Makes social drinking enjoyable.
Oh I think shes just acting. Though I think Marina might be a really fun person to be around when shes had a few.