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Drunk Twittering

In the vein of my Nerd Words of the Day, I asked you guys a while back for some fun phrases to describe drunk twittering… so here are your top responses!

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  1. :oops: i was drunk last night. me bad.

  2. leonard says: 78

    News is everday…[selecting] the stories

  3. seanmc says: 77

    awesome i cant wait to see it

  4. beevee14 says: 76

    TGIF! Laugh while you can:

    MY PRIVATE PART DIED

    An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

    One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

    Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

    ‘Yes, Nurse Tracy ,’ said Mr. Wallace.

    ‘My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.’

    Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a li ttle crazy,
    she replied, ‘Oh, I’m so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.’

    The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
    hanging out of his pyjamas.

    He met Nurse Tracy. ‘Mr. Wallace,’ she said,
    ‘You shouldn’t be walking down the hall like that.

    Please put your Private Part back inside your pyjamas.’

    ‘But, Nurse Tracy I can’t,’ replied Mr. Wallace.
    ‘I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

    ‘Yes,’ said Nurse Tracy, ‘you did tell me that,
    but why is it hanging out of your pyjamas?

    ‘Well,’ he replied, ‘Today is the viewing.’ :mrgreen: :twisted:

  5. [cfc's] you know, like the gases from airasol cans from the 70’sthat made the hole in the ozone layer? :?:

      • leonard says: 75.1.2

        Hey buddy 2 bands …on the Swan Song thingy…The Pretty Things…Balloon is Burning
        …the question is…how this band is related to the ROLLING STONES?

        In January 1974 Led Zeppelin negotiated the agreement with Atlantic Records to set up Swan Song Records.[1] The label was launched with parties in New York and Los Angeles.[1] A lavish media party was also held at Chislehurst Caves in Kent, England on October 31, 1974, to celebrate the label’s first UK release by the Pretty Things, Silk Torpedo (the first US release for Swan Song was the self-titled debut album from Bad Company in June 1974). The company logo was based on Evening also called The Fall of Day (1869) by painter William Rimmer, featuring a picture of the Greek god Apollo.[2]

        By March 1975, Swan Song had four albums (Bad Company, Silk Torpedo, Physical Graffiti, and Suicide Sal) in the Billboard Top 200 chart. The recording label also partly funded film projects such as Monty Python and the Holy Grail in 1975. In an interview he gave in January of that year, Page offered his perspective on the label:

        We’ve got some good things lined up. I think the Pretty Things LP is brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. We’re [record] executives and all that crap, but I’ll tell you one thing the label was never right from the top Led Zeppelin records. It’s designed to bring in other groups and promote acts that have had raw deals in the past. It’s a vehicle for them and not for us to just make a few extra pennies over the top

        also..Artists that released material on the Swan Song label during its existence included Led Zeppelin itself (including later solo releases by band members Jimmy Page and Robert Plant); Bad Company; The Pretty Things; Dave Edmunds; Mirabai; Maggie Bell (and the short-lived band she fronted, Midnight Flyer); Detective; Sad Café; and Wildlife :smile:

  6. k.stoffo says: 74

    [I was watching the dick short for richard and detective video and you said dick had been being used for penis for decades so why do they call a penis a dick]

  7. rickrtx says: 72

    I want to know where the word(s) [jackknife] came from

  8. finalriot says: 71

    Hi :) i would like to know the origin of the word [Yosemite] :)
    heard it somewhere and i got curious^_^

  9. Hi,
    Would you like to make video with word [hijack]? It’s a little bit crazy word and not all knows it. You can probably do with that some funny and teaching video. :’P

    Greets, Psycho

  10. Heyy, i just need to ask youu what does Triskaidekaphobia mean??? Im really confused sombody said it too me but idk what it is!!!!

  11. nhatita says: 67

    Hi Marina! I would like to request the word [copycat]. спасибо :grin:

  12. Rijk says: 66

    Does Marina still do the video word requests or did they vanish behind the blue screen. :?:

  13. Evan Owen says: 65

    Public safety announcement:

    No texting and driving! — the driver of this tow truck was reportedly talking on his cell phone AND texting! :shock: :sad:

  14. Rijk says: 64

    ok, if this is what you call someone who is drunk while twitting, do you call a sober one a twitt? :mrgreen:

    ps. Vrock67 watched one hour, i’ll watch the other one tomorrow. ;-)

  15. johndelfino says: 63

    I would like to request a word/Phrase [Penny Pincher] thank you my sweet dear.

  16. bsomebody says: 61

    James, I just watched your latest video.
    Freakn’ hilarious. Great job!
    :cool:

  17. paradigm says: 60

    I would like to request the word [doghouse] thank you

    • beevee14 says: 60.1

      You mean like where a dog lives? Ok. A doghouse is a house where a dog lives. A doghouse on a dwelling is a dormer or gable. A doghouse on a car is the two fenders and grill assembly. A doghouse on HFW is where I spend the majority of my time! ;-)

      Move over, Gorby, ya freakin’ bedhog!! :lol:

  18. seanmc says: 59

    I would like to request the phrase [ you have a chip on your shoulder]

    • beevee14 says: 59.1

      That is a good one, Sean. I’ll double down* on that: [You have a chip on your shoulder] or just [chip on your/the shoulder].
      Allright, who else? This would be a good one. Maybe she can do a parody of Robert Conrad(hell, shes so famous now she could probably get HIM to do it :smile: ) in the old battery commercial. ‘Go on,knock it off. I dare ya’

      *Sometimes, the more requests; the quicker your word/phrase/whatever gets “investigated” :mrgreen:

  19. leonard says: 58

    I’m not drunk…”I’m just drinking”.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yadj9H_Rbc“>High Speed Chase & Crash – Drunk Driver

    People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware.
    Alan Kay

    Perspective is worth 80 IQ points.
    Alan Kay

    Quite a few people have to believe something is normal before it becomes normal – a sort of ‘voting’ situation. But once the threshold is reached, then everyone demands to do whatever it is.
    Alan Kay

    Some people worry that artificial intelligence will make us feel inferior, but then, anybody in his right mind should have an inferiority complex every time he looks at a flower.
    Alan Kay

    The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
    Alan Kay

    The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited.
    Alan Kay

    …now back to pulling [nails] :smile: :P may your day pay; I say ;-)

  20. patisfut1 says: 57

    Marina you are STUPENDOUS!!! :D
    please do a hotforwords lesson on this word.
    kisses <3

  21. Che Volay says: 56

    Drinking and being drunk no that this boy, I make jokes about drinking alcohol on Twitter, I suspect some of my followers don’t realize that I’m just role playing.

  22. James says: 55

    HERE IS MY VIDEO!

    Peado in the closet

    Please rate and comment!

  23. Evan Owen says: 54

    Drunken admaster? (aka the joy of malaprops)

    “Cheating Boyfriend:
    $19.95 – Find out if your boyfriend is creating on you”

    (from a Google ad for peoplecrunch.com) :lol:

  24. mrk1389 says: 53

    hey marina! i’d like to know the origin of the word [sardonic] , thanks!!

  25. jkewl21 says: 52

    I would like to request the word [aloof] thanks :D

  26. James says: 51

    I am about to upload my video I have been working on.. I would love it if you could all rate and comment on it. Because it will be my last one if it flops. Now, I have to personally email everyone, then upload!

  27. gghot says: 50

    Three more words for my intelligent sexy teacher to investigate. They are: [swirly, mooned, and gold digger]. The creep in the restroom smiled at me then grabbed his crotch. I stuck his head in the toilet and gave him a swirly. Marina’s car was mooned from the passing limousine. Some of Marina’s girlfriends are probably gold diggers. Remember to always dress hot than not.

  28. pandion says: 49

    I am a bad enough typer when sober.

  29. hi my dear teacher whtz [chintzy joy] ?

  30. “I drunk I saw a putty cat.. “I did!” “I did!” (Tweeting under the influence)

  31. MCLIJazz says: 46

    I’ve never been Three Tweets to the Wind or even Three Faces to the Wind (Facebook). I don’t drink or smoke. I think the kids (which I’m linked to generationally) call that straight-edge.

  32. lcyee56 says: 45

    I would like your comment on the meaning and origin of the word [accelerate] and could it also mean to slow down?

    • Evan Owen says: 45.1

      [decelerate] means “slow down”.

      Just another example of how Anglo-Saxon (“speed up,” “slow down”) has been cluttered up with a lot of [superfluous] Latin. :roll:

      • lcyee56 says: 45.1.1

        I understand that decelerate means to slow down. But in Webster’s New World Dictionary one definition applied for Physics is “to cause a change in the velocity…” and does not say speed up or down therefore one might assume that accelerate could imply a decrease in speed.

        • Bob says: 45.1.1.1

          In scientific terms you are right; an acceleration can have a plus or a minus value, or even have both plus and minus values if you are considering more than one axis, however in normal layman’s language, as Evan said, a minus acceleration is called a deceleration.

  33. k.stoffo says: 44

    [why are breasts called boobs bonkers bussums and other words sometimes and where did these come from]

  34. k.stoffo says: 43

    I’d Like To Request A Few Words. [polmki] [wtf] and [what is a pussy]

  35. bobsully says: 42

    I Tweeted while Twree Tweets to the wind once. I apologized to the lady the next day. :oops:

  36. darlingj says: 41

    What are you [inferring]? :shock:

    Leave me alone Dammit! :roll:

  37. leonard says: 40

    [hunk] not drunk

    :-) Hard Salami – Hunk of Burning Love

    ..I’m not NAKED….sUccEssfUllY nude…

  38. betrosky says: 39

    hahaha
    Word request [cover]

  39. ddspures says: 38

    i would like to request a word [Hardocious] it means hard and ferocious. hard as in boner and ferocious cause ur in a feroicious mood

  40. k.stoffo says: 37

    [Why Is A Penis Called A Penis And A Vigina Called A Vigina]

  41. k.stoffo says: 36

    [what is a boner in the sexual term and why is it called that]

  42. k.stoffo says: 35

    [what is a boner in the sexual term and why is it called that

  43. gabrich says: 34

    Hi!!
    I’m from Mexico and this is the first time I post on ur website I think this is very interesting cuz u help us to know the meaning and origin of many words, besides u r very beautiful….so, I would like to know the word “humongous” or “fiancee”

  44. Capman911 says: 33

    This is such a Twitterful experience learning some new Twitterriffic new words. Your so Tweet to keep us informed of such Twonderful lessons. :smile: I haven’t Twittered drunk ‘YET”.

  45. beevee14 says: 32

    Speaking of Trunk Dwittering, Here is not only my favorite drunk song, but also the story of my life. One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beer

    She say, you got the rent money yet
    I say no,can’t find no job… :sad:

    Alot of people don’t know that the opening to this song is an old delta blues standard made famous by John Lee Hooker, ‘House Rent Blues’.

    Now I got this rent money together,
    Come on y’all, lets have a ball
    :twisted:

    A man after my own heart :mrgreen: and a fantastic bluesman

  46. stef...x_x says: 31

    I would like to request the word [chimera].I saw two ladies and of them said chimera.I have no clue what it means.

    Love,
    Stef…x_x

  47. mpoint says: 30

    I would like to request the word [bananas] – you know, as in “the s**t is bananas”.

  48. neuroway says: 29

    Jawohl meine Teacher! Drink, drink! It’ll make you tweet! :grin:

  49. Hs4Mm says: 28

    HW: Never been three anything to anything. But, and coincidentally, my next lesson, which I have been planning for quite some days now, involves champagne. (That lesson will be in two Q/A parts; and am trying to keep each part short, around a minute.)

  50. Evan Owen says: 27

    Hi Marina,

    I just LOVE that yellow dress! Looks lovely on you! :grin:

  51. muggins says: 26

    Nuthin’ wrong with drunk twee…*hic*…tweetering.

  52. cufan71 says: 25

    Very :lol: lesson Marina! I don’t Twitter drunk or sober.

  53. beevee14 says: 23

    The last time I was ‘3 tweets to the wind’, I woke up and said, “Why am I naked and who are all of these people?” :shock: :!:

    Like I always say: You haven’t had fun till you wake with an empty birdcage in the room, a bra on the ceiling fan and feathers in your mouth! :twisted:

  54. I was wondering where we got the word [guile]. I was reading a poem and the word appeared in the lines “As if that eye and bitter smile/ Transfered to others fear and guile.” and it seemed out of context when I looked up the definition.

  55. William says: 21

    Since the meltdown of the economy has led a lot of people to ruin, where did the terms [road to ruin] and [wrack and ruin] come from?

  56.  
    Thanks Marina, the favs videos is sticky green.

    For those of you who have not checked
    out the Forum, the first Topic is called
    “What is your favorite HotForWords video”
    That topic is highlighted in green.
    Submit your fav video and be sure
    to read the first post by Marina on
    page 1 of that topic.

  57. hitoshi says: 18

    and i pre-ordered snow leopard on amazon now. maybe thats the cheapest way to get it. i wonder if the iLife on my mac is getting upgraded into iLife 09 if the new os is installed because mine is still 08 version. and i haven’t gotten her book yet, i pre-ordered it on the first day when the reservation started though…. please let me know how good her book is, american people. now i’m like a lonely pre-order machine in Japan….

  58. leonard says: 17

    [dog and pony] show…MY BROTHERS…In the Caribbean, Vervet Monkeys have developed a taste for alcohol and can regularly be spotted stealing cocktails from humans on the beach. Brilliant wildlife video from BBC animal show ‘Weird Nature’.

    Foxgloves
    Foxglove plants are toxic, although they are used medicinally by those who know what they’re doing! Foxgloves (Digitalis purpurea) produce gorgeous flowers, making them popular — despite their infamously toxic quality.

    ‘HO-Ho–I must go and hoe’…elves are waiting :oops:

  59. hitoshi says: 16

    i can’t drink because i don’t like booze in the first place. and i like coca cola. do you have any good terms of twittering while drinking it?

  60. leonard says: 15

    Tweet me silly and 3 sheets lost in the wind

    SOUL DRuNK

    :lol: a shot of twitter please :smile:

    • leonard says: 15.1

      [punt] is that indention on bottom of bottle?…from glass making (punty)

      my [puns] were punted by the fish-man and hide on his puny flat traveling device to convey his [rum]…he gambled his mother luck :razz:

      …Marina is boozed from the mulling[spiced and heated wine] …In heat, so lets tweet nude :lol:

  61. animalntaz says: 14

    3 tweets to the wind? I don’t get it, I think it’s too long. :???:

  62. wetsuit5 says: 13

    Swizzling.

    Marina, I noticed you used the correct “3″ with respect to the latest Brad Pitt movie.

  63. Marina, is it true that the origin of the word [chivalry] is unknown because comprehensive definition of the word is elusive?

    I SAY, “CHIVALRY IS NOT YET DEAD!!!”

    *How many of you guys have see the movie “A Knights Tale”? What did you think of it?

  64. abz says: 11

    I would like to request the word [blowjob]
    I know what it means, just want to know how it came around : )

    • That word has already been done. Not a YouTube video but I think it was a Sirius Satellite Radio show. Maybe one of the TAs or students might know which episode it was.
      I was surprised to find out the word has nautical origins. Leave it the our master teacher to do a word that none of the books in my collection had the word.

  65. There’s a lot of good nerd words at Nerd Words of the Day section. I always check those out.

  66. Birds luv to eat those red berries off trees and get intoxicated from that and then they tweet around high Woodstock from Peanuts

  67. fglrx says: 8

    I’m always sober (a hardcore teetotaller), but I often write such kinda things as if I was heavily drunken or baked. :mrgreen:

    • Evan Owen says: 8.1

      Drinking and writing have a long history:

      The Philosophers’ Drinking Song :lol:

      The Philosophers Drinking Song. A.K.A The Australian Drinking Song. As performed by the mighty Pythons. Lyrics;
      Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
      who was very rarely stable.
      Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
      who could think you under the table.
      David Hume could out consume
      Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
      And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
      who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

      There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya
      ’bout the raisin’ of the wrist.
      Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

      John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
      after half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
      Plato, they say, could stick it away,
      ‘alf a crate of whiskey every day!
      Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
      and Hobbes was fond of his dram.
      And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart:
      “I drink, therefore I am.”

      Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
      A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed.

      –Monty Python

  68. Chemikal says: 7

    I think you should always have a designated tweeterer in these situations.
    I’ve seen enough airings of “Over the limit, under arrest!” :-)
    Or does that apply to Twitter in the form of the 140 character limitation?
    TUI makes people tweet all over the place. :P

  69. 007 says: 6

    My fiancee (whose last name is Orlova!) and I disagree about what [know]means. She said I knew something that we had talked about but had forgotten about. I at first claimed that that meant that I didn’t know it, but then realized that it’s possible to know something that one has forgotten about. Is it? Also, can one know something that is false? If one discovers a mistake s/he has made, must then one say that s/he didn’t know it, but now does? Wouldn’t that mean that one can never be certain of what one knows, since it’s impossible to know when one has made a mistake until it has been corrected?

  70. seesixcm6 says: 5

    Dear Marina,
    For health reasons, I never get drunk, so I never tweet while drunk. Since you assured us you will get naked when you’re drunk, I’ll be happy to provide you all the high-quality vodka you’d need on our dates! :razz:
    If men drink to make women look more beautiful to them, I won’t need to drink at all when I’m with you. You already are too beautiful for me, and alcohol might make me more relaxed than I’d want to be. :grin:
    Seesixcm6

  71. gghot says: 4

    My dear teacher, I have two word requests for you. The first is [rip off] and the second is [Russian Roulette]. Marina is too sweet and too sexy to be a rip-off. You must have some good russian roulette stories? Keep it 100, my dear teacher.

  72. PageDoll says: 3

    I got three out of five. :grin:

  73. pedanticKarl says: 2

     
    For those of you who may not get the reference,
    to the phrase Three tweets to the wind!
    Marina also did an excellent video on the phrase;

    Three sheets to the wind!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0BQh-ICflg

     

  74. Captain Jack says: 1

    I’ve drank and tweeted before.

      • Nope. I’ve only had one beer this month. Some times I drink on beer a night and some times once a month. It’s all good. People say I’m really funny/silly when I drink. It’s impossible for me to get angry when I have been drinking. If I get impossible to deal with, just buy me a few beers and it all goes away. Bad reason to drink hu?

        • Rijk says: 1.1.1.1

          It’s impossible for me to get angry when I have been drinking

          That’s the same with me, the guard is dropped / the brakes are of and the funny remarks come floating to the top.

          Ps.
          Either she is really drunk or she’s acting, cause that bottle hasn’t been opened :shock:

          • Cool. :smile: My friend Jeff of the cruise ship that I crewed on is similar. He would drop his guard down and tell some funny stories that you would end up breaking ribs from laughing so hard.

            I enjoy drinking with people who have a fun/happy disposition. Makes social drinking enjoyable.

            Oh I think shes just acting. Though I think Marina might be a really fun person to be around when shes had a few.

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