Jesus H. Christ
Why do people say Jesus H. Christ? Where did the H come from?
Oh.. please rate and comment over at YouTube to help the video. Thanks! :-)
Why do people say Jesus H. Christ? Where did the H come from?
Oh.. please rate and comment over at YouTube to help the video. Thanks! :-)
Wow. I always thought there was no rhyme or reason to the term ‘Jesus H Christ’, that it was just slang. But now I see there’s a real basis to the ‘H’. Fascinating. And here I thought the ‘H’ might stand for… HotForWords!
But I suppose that would be Jesus HFW Christ… 
I am reminded of a concept I recently learned of, one I still haven’t quite grasped. It has to do with biblical translation of the Book of Genesis. Apparently, the first line of Genesis (in the original Hebrew) started with the letter beta (or, more precise, the Hebrew letter equivolent to beta), and there is some question why the first line wouldn’t more accurately be started with the letter alpha (or, more precise, the Hebrew letter ‘aleph’). It is said that if that first line were to start with the aleph instead of the beta, it would have a whole other meaning to it, albeit similar to “In the beginning…”. Anybody else heard this one before? I doubt it, as it is a relatively obscure concept, but it would sure be interesting if somebody more knowledgable in this field could explain this concept a lot better than I have.
Thanks for another informative lesson, Marina. And I got a good laugh out of that HUGE car you were in. They don’t make boats like that anymore! Peace and love, Errin : )
Hwk: Go to hell. Burn in hell. Jesus Mary & Joseph. May the Devil take you. I’ll be damned. God damn-it. Holy Christ. For Christ’s sake.
Jesus has his shroud of Turin. Well, I’m here today to lift the shroud of silence off that which has remained unutterable and unspoken for so long, or not.
Perhaps the H stands for Homie
[mother-earth][earth-mother]
JESUS B. CHRIST
Next ‘they”ll be telling us that there were creatures long ago who roamed the Earth that were called dinosaurs
I hardly know the reason of this, but I am possest right here right now by a very strong desire to acquire fresh’n new knowledge indeed.
Where did “H” come from(?) Hell if I know.
I messed up on some url links, argh, jerry farnsworth westenhiemer!
[infinitesimal]
Than the words comes for you Marina. Thats a big [CUCUMBER] which is coming from where that you didn’t make an investigation for.
diem dobre how about [HOLY macrel ](fish)or [HOLY cow] mammal please remember my other request [ clone] and would you clone your self ? for spare parts or to double your fun. could i borrow the clone for a week? oh [ jumping jehosaphat] by the way marina you are divinely beautiful spasiva and dos fidonia
“There are 150,730 comments on this site!” This is very important information! You should write it down for later reference. Why you ask? Cuz it’s very important, that’s why. =)
150,730 comments, eh? This is a very technical and very interesting piece of information. How many of them were deleted by you, cap’n?
On being a sellout:
I wonder if someone offered to buy hotforwords.com off marina for $1,000,000 if Marina would accept i.. I don’t think she would, but it is a strange though of hfw being under new ownership
No respected investor would spend that kind of money on the domain. It’s worthless without her work behind it. Buying a part of her company would be a smart investment. They would basically take control of the company and Marina becomes an employee. You have to figure in that the VC needs to get their money back out of the deal.
Would I think Marina would sell out? Not a chance.
George says he’s going to lend me $40,000 bucks. I’m debating if I should take on that much debt. He says it’s the American way. It will boost the economy says he. Georges even says it’s no big deal if I don’t pay it back. Hum.. Can I trust George?
well he did owe you $12,000 BUCKS!
He owes me just $7.500,- but I want that in gold, with the presses running red-hot I don’t trust the dollar, or the euro.
A straight across trade is better than gold. Besides, there is no way he will give you one ounce of gold. =)
I think I have done enough damage for today.
See you tomorrow or at least for me its tomorrow, for you thats tonight.
Ok, have a good night. =)
ps do you think she is gonna be pissed?
About what?
good answer
Whats the definition of googletestad of and where did it come from?
i d like to request the word [DISGRACE]
George loves me.
He follows me on every page.
I always smile and wave.
Don’t let him fool you Karl, look what he did to CJ and me, but we are gonna get him.
And I am sure that Hs4Mm, once he gets to know him, is gonna join our quest.
The question is, do you love George?
Of course I love George.
He is counting on me.
Word request…[curse] verses [swear]…
my 12 points go to number two, that would be Jennifer if I am correct
5 Stars
Curse Words are Depressing
I dig the Bless Words.
Love & Peace
BTW I was so depressed and you brightened my night.
Thanks HotForWords!
Marina,
In your book, you talk about your love for Philology — how do the two prerequisites mentioned in my latest lesson apply to your love?
What is the origin of the phrase (shits and giggles)? Thanx
Extra homework: Bloody Mary, or would that be more of the pirate talk
Can my browser settings be preventing George from showing himself in it?
No they can’t. Just checked it for you but in both Firefox and Internet Explorer you should be able to see him.
What did you do so var to find him?
Looked at every part of the page, clicked on ads, logged out and logged back in (she once said that he shows up when one logs out).
(I was referring to settings in firefox browser’s tools->options->privacy, security tabs.)
I just downloaded firefox because the twitterbox didn’t work, that’s something like two weeks ago, I haven’t changed any of the settings. So I doubt that’s the problem.
Sounds like you did everything I did. To be honest, I looked and I couldn’t find him, than I was just surfing the site. When I changed the window-size of the site the ads moved, and when I maximized they didn’t return to their position. I was checking that, and all of a sudden there he was.
But maybe it is an IP thing, look at the list who can see him:
James, PedanticKarl, Captain Jack and me
Who else can see him I don’t know, but analysing the list I see a pattern, with the exception of me she all likes those guys.
I am very critical towards her so maybe that’s way I get to see him, but I don’t really know. But my criticism she can use, if all you say is that everything she does is great and she looked wonderful, lets face it that’s nice to hear, but it doesn’t really help her get any better.
Marina, can tell you why, I am just guessing. So if you really want to know ask her.
Do you still know where Marina said the thing about being logged off/in. Go there and analyse the posts of James, CJ and me. (I spoke about the moon, but that darn search-function doesn’t work anymore).
I hope you get to find him, after all you have done you deserve it . I can’t tell you where to look, or she probably is gonna expel me for life. I think I am already gonna get into trouble just writing this.
This is the best advice I can give you:
Maybe you too should stop looking and just surf the site. And maybe all of a sudden you think is that who I think its is…. Don’t let George become an obsession for you !
Here’s the “log out” comment (August 31!) — moon does not appear on that page: http://www.hotforwords.com/2009/08/29/fortnight/comment-page-2/#comment-150123
Ooohhh, she is probable gonna have me for breakfast for this.
Marina, please don’t be to hard on me.
Maybe because of her illness she doesn’t read this. That would be nice
You are right, its one lesson later. But the site-rebuild has made the reaction of James gone missing.
It was something like: stop that you….
Take M’s first hint and than the one from CJ and me. If you see him you know what we meant!
How did you find that one so quickly, does the search function work for you, I only get the hits for Marina’s opening lines.
I see I didn’t use the word moon, but a YT hint towards moon. The walking to me is my gravatar
My request of a word…Cancer…Universe of Words …Holy are the speak ers of speech
Looking at here eyes, I think she had more than just one glass
I have heard people say J* or J* C*, but this is the first time I heard the use of “H” between the J* and C*.
That is so funny. The timing is uncanny.
Actually, legend says that “Bloody” the British adjective, is actually religious based, and inappropriate. It’s either from By Our Lady, shortened considerably, or simply referring to the Blood of Christ on the cross. Both of which is rather rude in polite company, from what I’ve heard. Not sure of the accuracy of either, but heck, you’re the word lady, you can look it up for sure. *grin*
That’s a good word to ask about [bloody as a cuss word -- common in Ceylon too]
I aimed my telescope to the heavens last night and I seen this:
http://bit.ly/FZrji
So they are not defunct as one might have been led to believe. (jk)
It’s only the 2nd episode. “Naked empire” comes next!
Actually, it’s more like the seventh and not the second. Sorry ’bout that cap’n.
Dear Marina
So glad that you seem to have got rid of your high temparature fever, even if a murderous “gun fever” has taken its place because of the traffic in LA. You certainly look dangerous (and gorgeous as always).
You should try London, England, where the traffic is still bad despite the congestion charge having been in place for many years!
———————————————————————————————
HOMEWORK:
Many people say “Holy Moses”. The Jewish Torah and the Christian Bible do not call him holy, but their description of his feats are awesome, not least his faith at the Red Sea when God saved them from the pursuing Egyptians and parted that Sea in what may have been the result of a [tsunami].
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Here are some more timed-release hugs (see my post on “Thank you all”) to keep you going.
With love as ever,
Heaven here I come.
Mark for the win!
I am just stunned how many people don’t know who George is. James of all people should know. phifft!!!!
James does know who George is, as it was James that brought George back into the conversation.
Now, the question is, does George know who George is?
That little fella keeps on pickin and grinnin.
Well, mainly grinnin. LOL
James who? What are you talking about? James did what? He started the fight? What fight? You confuse me.. arrg! LOL. You didn’t get the secret email from Capman911 did you? phfff!
I don’t think George really cares if he knows who he is. He just is.
I hate driving because of horrible drivers out there. It stresses me way to much. Hence why I try to take the bus, towncar, zip-it, train, friends, but never a taxi cab. I got rid of my last car and was so happy to do so! Though now, with some new projects I think I have to get a car for some cities have very little choices i alternate transportation. There are just too many cars on the road that are operated by incompetent drivers. It’s freaking scary! 2 years ago my sister and I almost died from a truck running a red light doing over 40 mph. She would have died and I might have lived. Later on she did get hit and they totaled her car. She was ok TG. It’s time to take the driver out of the car and let a computer do the job. Besides, I would rather be spending my time doing something else than sit in traffic jams operating a car.
Homework: hum to many to list. I learned way to many over the early years. I’m really good at not using them for people get really offended. Surprisingly it can bite you in the ass later in life. Just wish people could take life a little bit lighter.
Hey Marina. I love the quote about the FedEx founder. I left university because I thought it was counter-productive. Reading that has been vindicating.
LTL (loved this lesson) Marina! Even if I will never be able to understand that origin…
Of course, IHS stands for “In hoc signo” from “In hoc signo vinces,” “In this sign (you will) conquer,” from Constantine’s vision. The Name “Jesus” is a Greek translation of the Man’s name, in Hebrew, YHSVH, pronounced something like “Jeshuvah,” the same Hebrew name as “Joshua” in the Old Testament. It is, in fact, the name of God in Hebrew, YHVH, with the symbol for the breath, “S” in the middle. Christians say there is no other name under heaven whereby people can be saved but then they use a Greek translation of the name instead of the actual name of the Man. WTF???
Hey, Marina,
Just saw Mark Martin announce GoDaddy has signed on as a sponsor for his NASCAR team #5 car. Would love to see you at a race next year in your GoDaddy Girl role!
And your fellow GoDaddy Girl Danica is apparently coming to NASCAR from the Indycars. Neat!
I like this:
“If you are a dog lover, a true dog lover, and not just one who sees them as pets or animals, but are instead one who sees them as one’s dear companions, and more than companions – sees them as perhaps being but a step or two down the species ladder from humankind, not sharing human exceptionalism but not an abyss below it, either – you watch them differently from the way other people watch them, with a respect for their born dignity, with a recognition for their capacity to know joy and to suffer melancholy, with certainty that they suspect the tyranny of time even if they don’t fully understand the cruelty of it, that they are not, as self-blinded experts contend, unaware of their own mortality.
If you watch them with this heightened perception, from this more generous perspective…you see a remarkable complexity in each dog’s personality, an individualism uncannily human in its refinement, though with none of the worst of human faults. You see an intelligence and a fundamental ability to reason that some- times can take your breath away.
And on occasion, when you’re not being in the least sentimental, when you’re in too skeptical a mood to ascribe to dogs any human qualities they do not possess, you will nevertheless perceive in them that singular yearning that is common to every human heart, even to those who claim to live a faithless existence. For dogs see mystery in the world, in us and in themselves and in all things, and are at key moments particularly alert to it, and more than usually curious.”
Dean Koontz “The Darkest Evening of the Year”
I swear tell that story about getting my mouth….
It took many to hold this boy down…my daily word request: [doctor]…
Allah dammed the water again!!! from my springing jumper bull
**t**
Aleister Crowley (1875-1947). British occultist. The Confessions of Aleister Crowley (1929).
We will have to take the stairs bullwinkle, the elevator is out of order …..where is Natasha ?
Wow! I haven’t watched the vid, yet, but the post looks really cool. I definitely like the recent posts section. Looks great, Marina!
Marina is the only girl I know who keeps improving on perfection.
She Just Gets Better All The Time.
She’s Simply the Best.
I concur. I find her Simply Irresistible Don’t forget the <a href=”
Whoops! Hey, no edit! What the hell, go here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ-eisHzA84
Your having the same trouble I have, try to type it without the last “.
My system always wants two of those ” before it shows one, if that is the case than the problem is probably in our systems
could you give it a try?
Simply Irresitible
testing the theory: irresistable
this is what I typed:
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/645/textlinktest.jpg
Will watch this when I get home, glad you are feeling better Marina
x
can you find the oridin of the word Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, please?
Hello torihager,
Marina has done the origin of the word Sesquipedalian which is the root word of the word that you are requesting.
In the video, Marina, mentions your word at 0:05 seconds into the video. Then, towards the end of the video, Marina mentions your long word again.
Sesquipedalian
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6PdE54NCGE
“The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a ‘C’, the idea must be feasible.” – A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith’s paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service – Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.
Just shows you college is not the authority! It’s just a spring board.
College is for the elite.
But, for the really bright people,
ahhhh,
we have other Higher Colleges
of Higher Education .:.
Partially true.
In my opinion everybody can do it, its not the brains that make the difference.
Basically the ability to do it is made up out of two elements:
possibility and will-power.
The more money you have (thats part of possibility), the less will-power you need to have.
If you got little money, than besides the college you have to get a job, so it takes more effort (willpower) to make it to the end.
Do expressions, when reversed, mean the same thing?
Does “will-power” mean the same thing as “power of the will”?
Interesting idea to contemplate.
Ian Van Dahl – Will I
College for me was .. boring.. I got roped into engineering when I should have stuck with physics. My professor would be teaching class and I would pop in his physics classes to barrow some lasers. When he was helping a student I went around and was giving answers to the questions they were working on. He said “Jack! stop that! How are they so post to learn if you’re just giving them the answers?” Well what’s really interesting is I never took any of his classes or any physics classes.
you are a natural
Ian Van Dahl, I Will,
good night Karl,
I’ll keep an eye on the fortress
Good morning Rijk,
I answered you over at the Forum Help Desk.
my teacher says: Nucular
“[Brainwashing] 101 at Schooled {F}for {F}fooled of {S}screw…ja c dis…Rice Girl insane diary hot4words & search 4 true sexy man
George is alive and well and
smiling upon me. Hehehe
George is always happy!
Ha ha ha
George is Always Happy to see me. he he he
ROTFLOL
He never changes?
Even when your ill, you would expect him to be said.
Question is why he is always happy? What is making him so happy? Is it something … well… That could get him in trouble?
hmmm, what makes George tick, interesting question.
Think I know what makes George tick, its that viewing counter. : )
Right ?
ja, echt wel : )
GEORGE OWES ME $12,000 BUCKS! He lied to me! I don’t care if he chopped down the tomato tree!
What? You too, he must be hiding.
He was hiding at a local taco bar on 2nd street. If you look behind the 27th racecar, he’s in the kayak.
All coded banana must be rotated with curry sauce.
What The, he is quick, I thoughti saw him just hind behind the ad with the lady in a bikini. Mind you the ad was from a travel agency.
ohhh, looking at my typo, he is getting to me.
George emailed me yesterday and wanted to borrow some money. So he must have already spent the money he got from you.
AArrrrggg!!!! I guess I’m going have to send in my thugs to make him pay up. hehehehe
Then he did more than just hide behind the travel agency ad.
Damn, where would he have gone to, where could he be ?
who the hell is george?
The tree master and George Of The Jungle show opening sequence. Visit George online at http://www.georgeofthejungle.com.
jesus fucking christ and where’s joseph? heyalemary 
germs be without 
…fig-mints…
Great,
bet he would be really good at this homework alignment
lol! leonard.. you’re so funny. that’s what i was thinking.. george, george, george of the jungle.. friend to you and me.. watch out for that treeeeeeee!!
Hello, hello, thats stupid, sorry Leonard
alignment= assignmentYour right that is a disgrace
Your request: [DISGRACE]
i agree
i d like to request the word DISGRACE
a word-request should be placed between these [ ] also see my post above yours. It was supposed to be a reply to you, but how the …… (this is where you get to say the homework) it ended up above beats me.
Time for some TRUTHFULL WORDS
The King blues
I am not very good at that linking thing,
take two
Did you mean this?
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=380357
Damn your quicker once again.
Checked it twice, there was one ” at the front and one of those at the back.
Ik ben snel, omdat ik twee dagen van tevoren weten wat je denkt.
He das goed van je
Zal ik alles dan maar in het nederlands doen? Maakt het wel makkelijker, alhoewel, ik ging naar deze site voor het verbeteren van mijn Engels.
Can you translate this as well:
Alsikallesaanelkaarschrijfkunjehetdanooknogvertalen?
(into English)
the text is disappearing
here is the rest of it:
danooknogvertalen?
Yes, I can translate that:
“Als ik alles aan elkaar schrijf
kun je het dan ook nog vertalen”
Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Do you speak German, well, a little, but I can understand a lot of it.
one more test, If I say kiel what is that in English (hint its more than one thing)
And than look at the keelhaul explanation
using your link system, but to be save:
http://www.hotforwords.com/2009/09/17/thank-you-all/
copy paste
keelhaul
http://www.hotforwords.com/2009/09/17/thank-you-all/comment-page-1/#comment-152729
Hey Rijk,
Your inline link still has that quote at the end.
I think what you may be doing is hitting the ENTER key when you shouldn’t? Are you using FireFox or another browser?
You continue to have that quote at the end. Why don’t you write down the procedure that you are using. Then, maybe I can see where you are making an error.
Go to the Forum Technology Help Desk and post your procedure over there. When I see your post I will respond.
Good morning Karl.
I used drag and drop, thanks for the info
oke fingers crossed google test
its nl, it switches to that even if I type it directly in the address-bar
I copy past this one
This one is with firefox, if it go’s wrong i’ll try IE.
that went well.
test IE google test
normal one Click Me
this one I left the last ” away Click Me
At your 7:43 am post, those two google ones worked.
What did you do?
the first one I left out the first of these ”
at the second one I left out the second one of these ”
also see the Forum Technology Help Desk. Bsomebody looks like having the same problem.
testing the theory: the link below is the same one
http://www.hotforwords.com/2009/09/18/jesus-h-christ/comment-page-2/#comment-153076
the comment box:
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1227/textlinktest2.jpg
its not me, didn’t ad ” for sure. Used this </a and behind /a this >
The King Blues:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=38035715
Are you adding your URL between two double quotes?
You are supposed to.
I think you are missing it. You are adding your URL to the left or right of the double quotes, or you are only using one double quote.
This is the template:
<a href=”MY-URL”>Click Me</a>
I copied it form the old site, the only difference is the second ” shows upsitedown. But the strange thing is sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t
template I was using, hope this shows:
click
(added spaces to make it show up)
</a is was =
fingers crossed
:a href= ”“ > </a:
after this i give up.
Is this George?: http://i35.tinypic.com/2zfv86b.jpg
Nope
Could my browsers privacy/security settings be preventing him from showing himself to me?
To bad the search function doesn’t search in the comments.
I posted there M can carry this…………. The answer is over there.
You could also try to click on all the different ads to find George : )
In the overhaul of the site, there was a moment when he was pretty exposed.
This GEOrge [branch] might be stuck in the channel???….by-george!!!!i think i got-it!!!
OK, let’s see if this satisfies the students who want their emoticons:
Add a colon (:) to the end of:
:cry :sad :neutral :smile :grin :lol :mrgreen
?? :shock 
ops :razz :mad :eek :evil :twisted 
:! :idea
to get
Well, that didn’t quite work. Let’s try again with an extra space between them:
Well, that does it — most of the emoticons are kaput.
Oops. Marina must be hard at work — in the last ten minutes, the codes have begun to work.
Mr green is supposed to be green. lol
[img]http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/big_he_and_she/girl_flag_of_truce.gif[/img]
Seriously, yes I will be serious for a minute.
I much prefer the theater aspect more than just lying around in your work-out clothes.
I mention a long time ago to put more theater in your video lessons but back in those days you were doing one lesson every other day & with no green screen.
This type of production adds a whole new dimension to the lessons. Also I’m well aware it’s hard to pull this off in a video of two minutes or less. But then again advertiser (with great creative resources) do it all the time.
So for a one person show you are doing alright.
I never heard anyone in my area use the letter H when referring to Jesus Christ. As for myself,I only say his name when I am praying. It looks like I’ll have to add your name to my prayer list. When was the last time you prayed or went to church? You will be amazed how much better your life will be when you attend church every Sunday!
Have a nice day!!
Where is your area?
Deep in the Bible belt of Texas,USA!
mmm maybe i should be your backseat fantastic video as always
2 words that should be explored:
[brutal]
[splatter]
Hmm … Marina getting screwed …
I was wondering if you could give us the origin of the word [Ruthless]? Ever since I heard it, I kept thinking it must have involved some person named Ruth. Is that true or does Ruth mean something I don’t know?
Yes, you look like you’re driving naked.
Ever really done that Dearest Teach?
is it my gimmida mamama gimmida ma ma magination
B.B. 
I think she is driving naked :blush:
Biblical Quiz
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah-he was floating his stock while everyone else was liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh’s daughter-she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A. Nebuchadnezzar-he was on grass for seven years.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A. David’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
Q. Samson-he brought the house down.
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put out.
Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A. They really raised Cain.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home
Q. The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories?
A. They used floodlights.
Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David-he rocked Goliath to sleep.
Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
A. The thought had never entered his head before.
Q. If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?
A. No, he already fell for it once.
Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
Q. Which servant of G-d was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan-the banks were always overflowing.
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Q: Which bible character had no parents?
A: Joshua, son of Nun.
Q: Why didn’t Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!
Q: How do we know that they did not play cards in the ark?
A: Because Noah sat on the deck.
Very funny jokes,thank you so much for sharing!
Isaiah, Bob, Noah more, please, that’s enough Joshua’n. Yeh shua got me giggling.
“Harold?” Laughed till I snorted beer through my nose. You’re something, girl!
When I used t listen to all news radio from Detroit carjackings were a big deal in the early 90’s. anarchy rules everywhere. Then also they said that in rough neighborhoods men called in false emergancy calls to the ambulance and fire trucks and would then “bushwhack” them or ambush the firemen or ambulances when they responded to a call in a gang neighborhood. ANARCHY RULES!!
that would be a fun word for you to investigate [bushwhack] like in westerns or cowboys and indians.
Geez !! Talk to any French Canadian & you’ll fine out they swear against the church all the time.
Other cultures swear against their mothers.
If someone ask I will list the swears against the church but in French of course.
I was going to say it is like in the book of Lamentations of Jeremiah in the Old Testament-the glory of God has departed the Temple. I think that word is Iccabod.
True, Che. Most Québéçois swearing has a religious theme. Tabarnac is the most commonly used I’ve heard in Québéc, but I’ve also heard crisse and câlice.
What’s your French list?
Damn smilies. This post is probably gonna be fracked. :/
As they say in Québéc, “One man’s fish is another man’s poisson.”
lol! nice play on poisson and poison..
Don’t forget Sacred blue, Chalice, communion wafer. tabernacle
tabernacle and tabarnak are the same, just not the same language. Same with chalice and câlice. Forgot about sacre bleu, though. mon dieu kind of fits depending on the inflection and context in which it’s used.
WOWOWOOW lads and laddies, me hearties! Stop thinking about swearing in Québec, be right on the money, put your thinkin’ cap on, and start pondering the Willie Waller gold edition and all the potato peeling possibilities it will provide to you in the comfort of your own house! Now we talk!
Word Request:
Blowjob.
It’s called whistling.
You know how to whistle don’t you?
Or are you baiting your breath by putting oysters in your mouth, hoping that she’ll be tempted to eat them?
Whoops, that was meant for thematrix75 below
Brace yourself
Glad to see you back at the helm,making a new video.Marina I never really heard this term used exactly in this form.with the H in there.It was a great lesson,and yes I use this swear word,only without the H.Never known that Jesus probably had a middle name.Can I take a drive with you,that would be great!This kind of reminds me of the Terminator,driving around naked ,shooting people that get in your way.Good to hear from you again,see you later,until then will be waiting with baited breathe!
[Bated breath]
Or are you baiting your breath by putting oysters in your mouth, hoping that she’ll be tempted to eat them?
Now thar’s a right bonny oath indeed, lad. Why, I’ll be blasted if Hannah warn’t the name o’ me first almost-mother-in-law.
That was a cool skit. Even the background sound was good. In Quebec they have old-fashioned French swear words like “tabernac” or “chalis” which is just altar and chalice, but that is what they became, swear words. Michael Moores’ Jesus W. Christ was pretty funny when it first came out.
Avast, ye lubbers. Today Sept. 19, be
INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.
So heave her to and prepare to be boarded, or ye’ll soon be treadin’ the foamin’ brine with the remains o’ me chumbucket! Ha-harr!
Most of us are pirates who don’t do anything!
I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
– r. dawkins.
Well lets put it this way.
If, if there is a god, and he created this world, looking at nature, he didn’t really do a divine job.
Oh, really? Do you comprehend “free will?”
if you take a good look at nature, its pretty cruel, and for someone / thing that is supposed to love all that doesn’t concur.
Blind faith is the last refuge of the willfully ignorant.
i disagree, blind faith is also the multimillion dollar hotel and spa of the willfully ignorant.
The “Atheist” and “Star Stuff.”
the origin of stupidity.
(don’t you just fucking love her hair?)
smart woman, I love more than just the hair.
I have to agree with Rijk, she is a smart woman, there’s nothing wrong with delivering hate to the one’s who deserve it. How dare these individuals Ray Comfort and as Criss says his boy toy Kirk do that to Darwin’s “Origin of Species.” I didn’t know that, thanks for sharing.
Alright this maybe getting off the subject, but it’s these individuals along with the christian coalition who have hijacked and have had their hooks in this major political party over here, Yep you know, your fav the Gop or republican party.
It’s sad that they’ve directed this party away from it’s true ideals and what their really supposed to be about. They’ve gotten too focused on social issues like abortion and family values? Funny how religion with money can do that. And this idea of a bigger gov’t bothers me too. I don’t know maybe it works elsewhere in the world, but here in the U.S. it looks like an excuse for the gov’t to pry more into peoples’ lives and have more control. Whatever happened to moderation or Moderates?
I think elsewhere in the world (And I’m not trying to sound arrogant here) look at us the United States as having something that’s close to a true democracy, and are saying HA! you guys are fucking it up!
Wish this person could gain some more ground, other than that I guess I just have to hope for the best.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjDJ33UulaI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvehGng0lpk This one is dated but maybe interesting.
Oh and äläx, Fuck yeah dude, I love her hair too
fucking lol at people who argue over this shit. no one fucking knows. it’s all theories and speculation.. one big fucking mystery, most likely until we fucking die and then, maybe, we’ll fucking know. in the meantime, everyone’s gonna believe wtfever they fucking wanna believe.. fucking tedious world.. damn.
and she’s a fan of tom waits.
@venomrock67 agree with many of your points. good links as well.
***Greek alphabet game***
Since M’s lesson was about Greek letters, let’s start a list of English words and phrases based on letters of the Greek alphabet.
alphabet (alpha, beta)
Homework: Holy Sheep Sh*t
Hope I pass with flying colors. Now this makes me wonder; where did the phrase [passed with flying colors] come from. How can someone [pass with flying colors]? Could you make light of this Marina?
Thanks,
Edgar
Homework: Christ on a crutch!
Christ’s crap on a crispy cracker!
Christmas at a crapshoot!
holy crap you two are good
Jumpin’ Jehosephat!
J.C.Penny’s
Aye, me hearties. Whar be the scrogs what refuse the parlance o’ brigands this bonny day? My scimitar’s keen for the taste o’ their spleen. Yaaar! P-)
Wow! This is one sassy video, but as usual still informative. I think a lot of people avoid “taking the Lord’s name in vain” so they try to disguise it. Holy mackerel, jeepers creepers, cheese and rice, gosh darn it, golly gee willikers, God bless it all, and probably a ton more. And looking at some of the earlier posts, some people just don’t like their religions reduced to slang. I think my God has a sense of humor and He is probably laughing out loud!
Religious swearing:
New Yorkers use the sarcastic “Yeah, shuah {sure}” in place of “Jesus!” This phrase obviously derives from the Hebrew “Yeshua,” the original form of Jesus’ name.
It’s true, I tell you.
Put the gun down, Marina. Too sloppy. James bond used missiles.
Some other hot religious phrases:
“I am here by the will of the Great Spirit, and by his will I am chief. I know Great Spirit is looking down upon me from above, and will hear what I say.”
“You think I’m a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.”
– Sitting Bull (1831-1890)
“There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.”
– George Armstrong Custer (1839-1876)
[Cavalry]
[Calvary]
Any connection? Let’s have a “skull” session!
(Or did we do this one before?)
Very well said, Evan! Let’s drink, drink and drink to this!
Yankee or [yanky] Red Tomahawk’s Legacy
…UNITED STATES history…slayer and check out pictures…
Very interesting video, Leonard. It fills up a much needed historical gap I guess. See, who the hell remembers Red Tomahawk today? Nobody. However, everyone remembers the name and the feats of Sitting Bull. Sitting Bull has made it into the history books, while Red Tomahawk has fallen into oblivion. Such is life. I can say that I have learned something, and I thank you for that.
[American History] seems to fit with earning money and that is pretty much what MARXism will always be about…
++++treaties are wrote in sand by sPain & eNGLaND with the natives(indigenous)…my cape will cope…sell france with columbus knights and IRElanDhave a bit to EAt!!
[shits & grins] 
Homework: Religious profanity
And of course, there’s “Jesus fishing Christ,” derived from the Greek ΙΧΘΥΣ, “fish.” “ΙΧΘΥΣ” is also an acronym for “Ἰησοῦς Χριστός, Θεοῦ Υἱός, Σωτήρ,” “Jesus Christ, God’s Son, Saviour.”
this was really bad, but you’re not stupid. funny how you and your ’sponsors’ already think you are ruling the world.
GOD
The dream is over
Marina, did I hear you yell “Get out of here!” in Russian?
The “IC XC” on the Greek ikon appears to be a contraction of “Ιησούς Χριστός.”
And I appear to be getting WAY too obsessed with Marina’s lessons again.
Jesus Just Left Chicago
+++++
+++++
you better have a good day…!*!
Good one
jesus gonna be here.
is be here supposed to be a link?
oh, yeah. and i don’t know why the hell it didn’t work. oh well. here it is again.
äläx,
My speculation as to why your first link didn’t work was due to a typo using the anchor tag.
An incomplete anchor tag remained: <a> be here </a>
The typo was probably in the “href” part, which would be discarded and the anchor tag without the href would remain.
OR Here{HEAR}hare of hairs and make known your erors, oh smelly AIR
Oh yes does the second one and the first “Here{HEAR}hare of hairs and make known your erors, oh smelly AIR”…was joke back to alax of {soul-smarts} tric or treat….sorry for the situation
…knot gold of ears
treat, and I don’t mean candy.
Yeah it works,
This is probably the same sound Marina makes now with here pneumonia.
Must be honest, this song does grow on you, I am beginning to like it.
You are Looking Good Gorgeous and I Love It.
Holy Mother Mary on a Motorbike, that was funny – “Harold be thy name” ROFLMA
I used to work with a guy whose favourite swear-phrase was “fuck a priest!”
Ye Gods and little fishes! Before he’d been in the company a month everyone was saying it.
Maria you got to ….
Ave Marina!
Jezus will be back
These phrases are also awesomely interesting:
“You, hypocrites! You clean the outside of the cup and dish, but inside they are full of greed and self-indulgence.”
– Matthew 23:25
“You, hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outside but on the inside are full of dead men’s bones and everything unclean.”
– Matthew 23:27
And this one also, prettily thought provoking indeed:
“He will cut him to pieces and assign him a place with the hypocrites, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.”
– Matthew 24:51
alright, one day in tampa my friends and i saw were out skateboarding. across the street a store owner and a homeless man got in a fight. the homeless man had apparently stolen from the tip jar. anyhow the owner called the homeless man a [DEEF]. theres a few non specific definitions on urban dictionary but nothing informative. so the word im requesting is [DEEF]
thanks
my youtube account is arejay330
Sounds like he probably called him a thief.
we thought of that but he actually called him a deef ass bitch. and if he did mean thief it would make no sense in that context. but its for sure a possibility.
Ah. So maybe he was suggesting that the guy couln’t hear very well. I’ve heard the word “deaf” pronounced with a long-E sound more than once.
I would like to request the phrase [Rose-Colored Glasses].
Homework: I like my swear words to be the old fashioned ones like “garsh” “golly” “gee wizz” “shucks” not to mention: F%#k, a$$, s^!t, damn, oh NEVER the “C” word no matter what.
The rich are quoted quite often in the Gospels actually. Money seemed to be a hot topic back in the time.
“For the sun rises with scorching heat and withers the plant; its blossom falls and its beauty is destroyed. In the same way, the rich man will fade away even while he goes about his business.”
– James 1:11
“Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming upon you.”
– James 5:1
“Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.”
– Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 – 1821)
Its’ official Pirates Day
My Pirate name is Vicious Ned. I am a crusty, vile pirate who never met a cannon he didn’t like. I enjoy screaming “Avast, Ye Mateys” even when there are no mateys around. I’ll gouge out my own mother’s eye if I thought she was cheating me on my share of the booty. aaarrrr me mateys try out the make me a Pirate site.
Ned! Belay that bilge-rat prattle and pass me down yon rumkeg lest I air yer liver, ye scurvy scalawag. Ya-aar!!
The first one that comes to my mind is:
“The first will be last and the last will be first.”
This one is also quite famous:
“It is harder for a rich to enter heaven than for a camel to go through a needle.”
I’m pretty sure there are zillions of other famous religious phrases.
Jesus is cool. I like making friends.
***HOMEWORK: Religious swear word: “Man alive!”***
This is a translation of the Welsh phrase “Dyn byw,” which is a rhyming euphemism for “Duw!” meaning “God!” (The euphemism was used so as not to violate the commandment “Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.”
Perhaps analogous to “Sacre bleu;” is this a rhyming euphemism for “sacre dieu”?
Rated five (5) at You Tube; posted two excellent comments on the most powerful word on earth; or heaven for that matter. Your best video yet; and brave. Ciao, James
Dear Marina,
Please don’t wave that toy gun in yraffic, There are enough people out there with real guns, they could be dangerous.
I generally don’t curse very much, so “Holy moly” and “Holy Toledo” are expressions I use, sometimes.
I’ve seen so many replies to your videos that have very bad curse words in them, it’s an education in itself!
From watching your video, I plan to go to a toy store and see what kind of toy guns are available. But I’m not going to go shop for cigars!
I hope you get well from your illness, soon. Please let us know when you are healthy, again!
Seesixcm6
If Marina is going to play with guns, she should go to a range and learn to do it properly and safely. She just shot a hole in the roof of her car and brought down the traffic helicopter.
I personally think that toy guns are toys and not tools, while guns are tools and not toys. But that’s my personal take on it and I might be wrong on that of course.
[solidarity]
[solidarność]
[solidarité]
Harold Be Thy Name
Homework:
Kanye West earns his way into the crystal walls of the Joe Cartoon blender.
Marina, I hope you’re feeling better this evening
Gadzooks
One leg short of a …..
I know it was a subplot in the video, but our traffic is just as bad in rush hour here in New York City and Long Island as it is in L.A.
Forgive me, but goddamn, holy shit, and hell are among other religious swears.
Hmm, I always thought the ‘H’ is was for ‘Holy.’ And that’s a lot better than what some people below have done to His name!
Horrible traffic, Marina? You remind me of this guy!
Now thats what you can call a gun
:LoL: Whatever you need, there’s an app for that.
Homework: I’ve often muttered Jesus Christ, bookending the “F” word: Jesus F___ing Christ enough times, on the job and in traffic, to pretty much doom me to an eternity in fiery damnation. One would have to include the swear words” hell, as in what the bloody hell? and “damn as in goddammit, and the variations, as religious swear words.
If God really had a tongue,…what lAngUAgE, speaks be spoken?
Wonderful job done by HotForWords
lOvE stInks
Don’t know, but in any language it would have meant something like: Me Dam, Jezus Fuc**ng Christ, How the bloody hell did I end up with a world like this. If you look closely nature is pretty cruel.
Did she ever explain what that sign was?
{God Damn}, Marina you are so hot!!! I can only think of well words that Doug I think will be e-mailing me and telling me its inappropriate. I guess I will leave you with {God Damn} when I get yoked out and in my mansion. Marina you will be screaming all kinds of words!! See Ya Babe!!!
God Damn was the first one that came to mind. But Holy shit you beat me to it.
Bloody hell Marina, that was a good video. But I think the traffic jam was caused by a red car that didn’t move.
This is a nice teach, we get to swear, call her names, what’s next ?
Or should I say what is she gonna make us do next ?
Watch the road rage Marina…
Hmmmm looking for a little profane? When we were kids we use to call the Catholic kids Cat-Lickers…
I say JesusFuckingEast sometimes, but I don’t know when that started…
holy shit whats all the preying about [whoared]–woa– the holy whore and her well kept secret…hey sues and peter but-plugged paul back to saul and seened…HOLY SEA confuses and the sharp roofs with the holy devil…James Williamson and the Careless Hearts play “Cock in My Pocket”
…angels dance
Please consider the word [coitus] – spicy and mangled similarly to zoology. Thanks
HOTFORWORDS!!! where does the word “spam” (the internet kind) come from? Does it come from spam the canned meat?
She did that word already. Here is the site for spam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yweKmLhRszU&feature=player_embedded
oh okay, thanks! I just subscribed a few months ago so I didn’t know she did it already :p But thanks again!
There is a link at the top of the page called All Words on the top left of the header bar. You can find all of the lessons she has done so far plus a lot of articles written about her.
Here is the url for the site.
http://www.hotforwords.com/words/
One of the YT comments stated
Ohhhh, that was funny, Harold be his name.
Attention, drivers on the 405 Southbound, she’s gotta gun.
That was way toooo funny.
Reminded me of that 405 video, where the old lady from Pasadena gives the guy the finger.
HW: Cripes, suffering succotash
PK what is the sign next to the “405 video” link?
Hi Mike,
That symbol is a depiction of a web page with an arrow escaping from the page. It indicates that the link will open up in a new browser window as opposed to replacing the current page that you are on.
Normally, for external links, it is desired to have a new browser window open so as not to lose your place on the current page.
In the past, for external links that was kind of hit and miss, but for internal links, they always replaced the current page. Hmmm, I’ll have to test an internal link to see what happens.
Mike,
Check out my test, internal link versus external link.
thanks.
so mine was in external internal
How about the urls that open up a small picture embedded in this site itself. Will they still work?
Yes
ha ha ha, great.
here is another one That’s probably M’s old car.
LMAO at that one. That would be something old folks do for enjoyment since they can’t aaaaa well you know
test recent comment on earlier page
Actually it’s “Howard” be thy name.
Closer to “hallowed be thy name”.
I’ve also heard “Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ”. This was said by “Joliet” Jake Blues after having a spiritual awakening at the Triple Rock Baptist Church in Calumet City, Il while checking out a sermon from the Reverend Cleophus James.
Yeah, “Harold” is from “Hark! the Harold Angel sings!”
homework:- my favourite religious phrase has to be ‘jesus tapdancing christ’
the idea of him tapdancing and waving his arms gets me everytime. can i request [paddy irishman] i dont understand this phrase because very few people in ireland are actually called paddy so i dont get why that phrase exists
“Paddy” is short for “Padraic” (i.e. Patrick.)
By the way, reportedly Sinn Fein has a barrister named Charles whose nickname is “Chucky, our Law.”
(Hmm, that pun may be pretty obscure…anyone else speak Gaelic?)
I never heard the “H” part before, I usually hear the “fucking” part in the middle.
And for that matter, why is one man’s name considered a swear word? I guess this shows that Christians swear too often, that it would be hypocritical of them to censor out other swear words as well. XD
That was a great video. Cool how you looked like you were riding in a car in traffic even.
Home Work: Sorry I don’t like to use religious swear words.
But I did love the video.
Traffic is dangerous
Of your past posts, not all of which I have seen, I would bet that this one takes on a little more importance. Can you please go into a little more detail regarding eta, and sigma? Anything to do with religion should constitute slightly more research, sorry, not really complaining, but if someone can get deeper into the meaning you can. So, if you don’t mind, can you please elaborate?
MOM
MOM ?
Yea, it was opposite of leonard’s wow . lol
sorry Capman911, for this one
you have to walk of the mainyard
Oh well give me my rubber ducky for the plunge.
hold tight
hope you don’t suffer from Anatidaephobia
WOW…
‘STAR STAR’ (STARFUCKER) Rolling Stones
I for-E-got…Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) Arrest/Caiaphas/Denial/Pilate (15HQ) (((Stereo))) [WS] ♫Reedit♫
…very god-damn-goode
bItchBiTCH
I thought of the one from Hair
Of course you meant this link Rijk
Jesus Christ Superstar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YPDXmEsQtQ
Yeas, thats the one, you are quick : )
Thats strange, If you go over the hair (1) it does show the right link in the bottom, but when you click it takes you somewhere completely different ?
What went wrong?
That link didn’t take you where you were supposed to go
Who said whiteout the editing comments wouldn’t increase.
Hair take two
Hi Rijk,
Re the answer to your question,
when you hover the cursor over
your link, your link in the status bar
is not correct. Look closely and you
will see a double quote appended to
the end of your link wich alters the
link.
What went wrong is that if you had
two double quotes, you will want the
link between them. You may have
placed link to the left or right of the
double quotes. You may have only
had one set of double quoted instead
of two.
yea your right this: ” is the extra bit.
something is wrong with the clock
Rijk, what clock is wrong?
If you are referring to the date
time stamp, it is accurate and
is based on Pacific Daylight Time,
PDT. I’m on an iPhone right now
and in Calif, so the date time matches.
Look at my time and your time.
mine shows: September 19, 2009 at 12:25 am
your answer: September 19, 2009 at 7:05 am