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Nerd Words of the Day: Nom de Strip

nom-de-stripNom de Strip: one’s stripper name. Taken from the expression “nom de plume” for pen-name.

I was flicking through the channels and came across the Demi Moore movie “Striptease” and one of the stripper’s names was “Urbana Sprawl”, which reminded me that strippers always pick the cheesiest names, don’t they?

If you have heard a funny stripper name, write it below, or use the table below to determine what your stripper name should be. Mine came out to be Sugar Glitztush :-)

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name.

a = Chesty
b = Fantasia
c = Starr
d = Diamond
e = Montana
f = Angel
g = Sugar
h = Mimi
i = Lola
j = Kitty
k = Roxie
l = Dallas
m = Princess
n = Heidi
o = Bambi
p = Bunny
q = Brandy
r = Sugar
s = Candy
t = Raquelle
u = Sapphire
v = Cinnamon
w = Blaze
x = Trixie
y = Isis
z = Jade

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = Leather
b =Dream
c = Sunny
d = Deep
e = Heaven
f = Tight
g = Shimmer
h = Velvet
i = Lusty
j = Harley
k = Passion
l = Dazzle
m = Dixon
n = Spank
o = Glitter
p = Razor
q = Meadow
r = Glitz
s = Sparkle
t = Sweet
u = Silver
v = Tickle
w = Cherry
x = Hard
y = Night
z = Amber

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = hooter
b = horn
c = tower
d = fire
e = thighs
f = hips
g = side
h = jugs
i = shock
j = cocker
k = brook
l = tush
m = sizzle
n = ridge
o = kiss
p = bomb
q = cream
r = thong
s = heat
t =whip
u = cheeks
v = rock
w = hiney
x = button
y = lick
z = juice

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  1. specialspy says: 54

    im Lola Leatherthong. Lol thats so funny.

  2. beevee14 says: 53

    “God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

    :twisted: Guilty, as charged :twisted:

  3. Ha ha! Sugar Leatherthong was mine. :twisted:

    Love you Marina!!!

    [ Could I get the origins of spiel or going postal? Please ]

  4. ;-) Paris Hilton ~ Sugar Lustytush

  5. Bogdan says: 48

    hy beevee! I was talkig about my height and I am 5ft. & 6 inches; sorry; my bad! :sad:

  6. repoman says: 47

    :cool: montana leatherbrook….My new male stripper name. Love it!!!! :lol:

  7. Bogdan says: 46

    my name came up “Sugar Silvertower :razz: “; can you imagine? tower! by the way i’m 5′6

  8. Sigourney Weaver — Susan Weaver

    stripper name: Candy Heavenhooter

    Sigourney Weaver Talks Wall-E

  9. Raquel Welch — Raquel Tejada

    stripper name: Brandy Heavencocker

  10. Speaking of names.
    You ever notice how some people’s names coincide with their professions or circumstances.

    Examples:
    Dallas Raines – ABC TV weather

    Kent Shocknek – CBS morning anchor (I think he was on NBC when he hid under the desk when an earthquake hit while he was On-Air)

    And, at other times, names can be expressive like Kim Yoo-Suk a S. Korean pole vaulter.

  11. leonard says: 41

    Ok…When I spun records at a ’strip-club’—this song was stripping…H*O*T….Timmy Thomas – Why can’t we live together 1973
    and it was old then!!!

    Tell me why, tell me why, tell me why.
    Why can’t we live together?
    Tell me why, tell me why.
    Why can’t we all live together?

    Everybody wants to live together.
    Why can’t we be together?

    No more war, no more war, no more war.
    Just a little peace.
    No more war, no more war.
    All we want is some peace in this world.

    Everybody wants to live together.
    Why can’t we be together?

    Gotta live gotta live gotta live together
    Gotta live together

    No matter, no matter what colour.
    You are still my brother.
    I said no matter, no matter what colour.
    You are still my brother.

    What happened to the REPUBLIC of LEXICON?…where is the :smile: HotForWords FLAG? :???:

    • beevee14 says: 41.1

      Hello, leonard!
      Buckeyes and Badgers brawl with the ball today
      OSUs stingy defense will surely make them pay
      Wisconsin is no slouch, dont care what anybody says
      And do you look back in fondness at Barry Alvarez?

      Close one in The Shoe 24-21, Buckeyes ;-)

  12. I had a student once whose name was Tasha Vice. I’m not kidding.

  13. “Star Silver-Ridge”

    Pretty name for a ranch, I reckon. Probably not for a stripper.

    Heard of a porn star/dancer who goes by “Eve Palindrome”.

  14. nearlynot says: 38

    Mine came out Heidi Glittertush :smile:

  15. I know of a strip club exotic dancer who was affectionately given the nickname
    powder donut because she always kept a bowl of powdered donuts in her dressing room.

    oops. message got posted twice

  16. I know of a strip club exotic dancer who was affectionately given the nickmane powder dount because she always kept a bowl of powdered dounts in her dressing room.

  17. edgarjensen says: 34

    I’m a former male stripper and member of the “Hung Jury”. My stage name was “Forest Hump”, no kidding. ;-)

  18. seesixcm6 says: 33

    Dear Marina,
    Sugar Velvethooter.
    Seesixcm6

  19. cufan71 says: 32

    :cool: Chesty Glittertush :lol: Marina, we almost have the same last name! :lol:

  20. Msr Schmidt

    or

    Come Hard me cry

    LoL

    Ma rina Constant pina da ass
    note – pina (swedish) pain

  21. Damiana says: 28

    sugar night hooters Oo

    adding the “s”.. they’re plural.

  22. äläx says: 27

    montana silver thighs. oO

  23. beevee14 says: 26

    We always said one way to make a porn name(I guess strippers qualify) is to take the name of your first pet for the first name and the first street you lived on for the last. Mine is Rocky Impala :!: :mrgreen:

  24. Frank says: 25

    So far I haven´t met any Strippers with such a name. It seems, that they don´t use names like that here in germany. :grin:

  25. damienro says: 24

    princess glitterhorn
    but I like the name Harley Quinn Valentine an 18 yr old stripper I know from Alabama, aka Kenniddee Quinn Valentine nice girl didn’t know she was a stripper when i first met her :oops:

  26. Venomrock67 says: 23

    Hi! My name is Cinnamon Glitz Sizzle, would you like a
    lap dance? :mrgreen:

    I talked to this stripper in down town Seattle a couple years ago who went by the name “Roxie Sweetcocker” it’s funny how I still remember that. ;-)

    [Strip Tease] :arrow:

    BLACK NO>1 (Little Miss Scare-All)

      • Was she like a hurricane? Was there a storm in her eyes? Most important, did you get blown away? :cool: :twisted:

        • Nope, actually lame story here. I was already fucked up along with a buddy when we we into this place and basically you know, you pay for a piece of ass you know you’re not supposed to touch, but like I said it ’s funny that I remember the name and that’s the story I’m sticking with. ;-) :mrgreen:

          • Thats why I stay away from Strip clubs and porn. Its like being outside of a candystore and not getting a piece. Thats not fun for me! To each his own. Not that I’ve never been in a strip club. A story:
            In the late 80s a friend of my dads got us passes into the Indy 500 time trials, about 100 miles away. Me, my two brothers, and my dad paid like $50 and were packed into an Econoline van while the dicks running the deal were in the limo. My dad had been to one before and said it had buffet and bar. The Works. We get up there and it was a vat of hot dogs in luke warm water and draft beer! The Old Man was mad as hell :!: ( he is very tight) :mrgreen: We made the most of it and in grand German fashion and started crushing those kegs, so it wasn’t to bad. Also, when you walked out the suite onto the patio you were literally standing at the top of turn three(You could grab the netting that ran up from the embankment). Watching them come down the back straight and through the turn is something I will never forget. You could see just about all the way around the track. Anyway, me and my brother who is not an automotive engineer(calling him a mechanic is like calling a neurologist an intern) went up in the stands and smoked a cigarette ;-) , met some girls, went to their suite and ate some GOOD food(finally :!: ), went down to the Pits and Gasoline Alley(I was from me to you while AJ Foyt was tuning the carbs the old fashioned way: cracking that throttle and a screwdriver!), and basically got hammered.
            We left, got overcharged for a jacked up meal in a fucked up Italian restaurant and meandered our way through south eastern Indiana; finally ending up at some strip club that I couldn’t find again but I’ll never forget. It had three round tables in it about 20 feet across and the girls would rotate. Since the over priced meal broke me, I was reduced to spectator. I asked the Old Man for a couple of dollars so I could get in on the action, but he just gave me that look(did I mention he was tight?). So I went out and smoked a cigarette with the lomo driver(I had to go somewhere ;-) ), caught a girl who was leaving, burned that ear for a few minutes(her boyfriend wasn’t happy, but; look at where she works!), and went back to spectatin’. Me and my brother would stand right behind the guys sitting around the table. When we would see which way she was gravitating to, we would make our way to that point. We basically saw what they were seeing, we just didn’t slip the dollar in! We saw the show several times, though. We got to were we could spot the big spenders, beat her to the punch, and stand there screamin, “Hey, Lookit at all this scratch!” Then we got to see the whole dance/crawl/ hop over to us from jump. It was fantastic! That was the first time I was in a place like that and I could understand the attraction. I have since been to places and it was not the same.
            Great fuzzy memories.I barely remember my brother almost gettind into a fight with the limo dicks son in the van. They were jawing and finally the Old Man turned around and made it pretty clear that he was about to keep somebodies ass hisself. Knowing the tone and look, my asshole drew up and I immediately assumed the fetal position behind the wheel well, trying not to whimper. My memories from that point in are clear! Everybody else caught it too and suddenly everybody was looking at there shoes. These were grown ass men! The Old Man was pretty big was not to be trifled with.
            It was a great night :mrgreen: :!: We had left Monday mornig at 7:00 a.m. and I had called in sick for the occasion. We didnt’t get back till Tuesday at about 5:00 a.m. feeling like we had been eaten by a wolf and shit off a cliff so I had to call in sick again!

        • Abort the mission….GEEZUS :lol: [EArthqUAkE]…or…cane storms a hurry…co-cane with Adams mother :roll:

        • Rijk says: 23.1.1.3

          LOL great story beevee14 : )

        • That was a great story B,keepin’ it real. I could picture myself in that scene :cool: Hey if you had run into a situation like this you might not have made it
          back! :mrgreen:

          Hey I have a viewing suggestion for you on a Doc if you haven’t already seen it. Yes, I know :roll: documentaries can be based on speculation but check it out: go to the YT music and video forum on HFW and on Page 14 scroll down about halfway or so down the page and you’ll see a picture of your favorite person :lol: I’ve already posted the link twice to google videos. There could be a bigger and scarier picture going on with the world where in a couple of years we might have to come out of our homes with GUNS BLAZING! :shock: :twisted:
          To let you know, No pun intended on the hawaiian punch bit

          Hey what was it you said “Stick to your guns, they either like you or they don’t, and what does it matter anyways it’s only an online thing ,Right?” or something like that. :cool:
          Gotta wake up and fight for myself. ;-)

          actually off line and in my personal life I got some BS going on, maybe I’ll hit you up later.

          • Dowloading now(I’m on dialup :sad: ) I can’t believe Cha-Cha started that Forum. I almost forgot about him. I can only imagine his comments on the Nobel Prize! :mrgreen:

            BTW I would love to take credit for those lyrics cause I feel like I could have wrote them(if I could write), but they are actually a great new song from Shinedown. Here is the link:
            http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/shinedown/soundofmadness.html

            They have a saying:

            They can kill ya, but they can’t eat ya!

            Take it from somebody who has been in just about every jacked up situation conceivable. It all blows over. Be happy and healthy. Everything else you can buy.

            Seldom are our greatest hopes or worst fears realized

      • Damiana says: 23.1.2

        hey vrock.. nice stripper name. ; )

        cool cover type o negative • cinnamon girl

        • Yeah, what a name : ) I do like cinnamon :razz:
          Excellent cover with Type O
          Hey here’s a cool cover of an “Old Classic.”
          Rita Moreno and Animal performing “Fever” :oops: or maybe not. Been recently watching a lot of Muppet stuff on YT. :mrgreen:

          You’ve got killer taste in music, like your gravatar too. ;-) :smile:

          • Yeah, I asked her/him/whoever if it was from ‘ The Rocky Horror Picture Show’ but they never answered. Story of my life, right? Maybe you should ask him/her? :mrgreen:

            JK, Damiana

          • thanks, vrock! liking your taste in music, too.

            lol!@ rita moreno and animal. the muppet show is classic. i’ve been watching a lot of space ghost coast to coast on YT. <3 space ghost.
            space ghost interviews dave grohl [not a foo fan, cool interview, though], tenacious d, david byrne and beck. there was a cool interview with slash, but it’s gone now. there’s one with metallica, but it’s not as funny.

            the intro rocks..
            extended version

            @beevee via vrock
            hmm.. didn’t see your question. if i had i would have answered. think my gravatar is from rocky horror, but it’s been a long time since i snagged it. and i’m not a her/him/whoever.. i have all of the female accoutrements that make me a woman. ; )

            adult swim! all kids out of the pool!

        • Hey, Dami;
          I had little doubt you were a female and probably very easy to look at, also! ;-) I didn’t remember Bill Hicks(Sam Kinnison is The Greatest) So I Wiki’d some quotes. Definately a man after my own heart! Here they are:
          http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bill_Hicks

          • Hey beevee,
            No big. Just so there’s no mistake that I’m not a guy masquerading as a chick. : )

            Sam Kinnison and Bill Hicks, both great.. it’s a toss-up. I’m going with Bill Hicks for his humor and social commentary. Sadly, he’s been gone fifteen years. He died in 1994 at the age of 32. Fifteen years. Damn. (wtf. Sam Kinnison’s been gone 17 years.)

            On TooL’s album, Ænema, there’s a Bill Hicks clip at the beginning of the Third Eye track..
            Bill Hicks • Third Eye

            And some argue that TooL’s track, Eulogy [Ænema], is a tribute to Bill Hicks. I dunno.. it’s shades of sarcasm..
            He had a lot to say. He had a lot of nothing to say.
            Ranting and pointing his finger at everything but his heart.
            Would you die for me? Don’t you fuckin’ lie.
            Eulogy

            Including the title track, too, cause it’s so fucking amazing:
            Ænema
            One great big festering neon distraction,
            I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
            Learn to swim. Learn to swim. Learn to swim..

            Love TooL. Ænema is way beyond awesome..

    • Rijk says: 23.2

      hi Cinnamon, Great to have you back.

      kitty

      • Thanks Rijk, :grin: but I’m still not outta the woods yet :roll: I’m diligently working on it. Forget the doghouse scene the now ex girlfriend is trying to get my house, I thought you had to be married in that situation after a break up. Really looking forward to being single again.

        • Rijk says: 23.2.1.1

          Jesus, i don’t know about the legal system in American, but over here if you are not married and the house is in your name, you get to keep it. It sounds fucked.

          Well, you know what they say, before his birth a man is trying to get out of the vagina, and the rest of his live he is trying to get back in.

          Good luck man.

        • Forget the doghouse scene the now ex girlfriend is trying to get my house, I thought you had to be married in that situation after a break up.

          Common law, my man. How long yall been together? :???: :?:

          • About a year and eight months with the last three being rocky, so common law wouldn’t be a factor, although I think here in Washington state I don’t think they have that law here, and her name is not on the mortgage. I did consult with an attorney to find out about this claim that my x filed with the county against me concerning my property especially my house (that’s why I was baffled by this when I got the paperwork in the mail). The attorney I talked to says she sees a lot of cases where a lot of women file cases against their boyfriends after a breakup because they feel their entitled to get back any monetary expenses they supposedly put in the relationship. The attorney told me that she thinks it’s unfortunate that people file frivolous lawsuits or bogus claims but the courts have to see them through. She told me that I don’t have to worry about my house but she blountly asked me if I’ve seen shows like Judge Judy or Joe Brown, I’m not kidding. She thinks my ex girlfriend is going to eventually drag me into a small claims situation so for me to be prepared for that. I could go on about other things concerning this (I know my ex did this just to give me grief and anything else that I like to do she tries to put a stop to it, seriously I mean ANYTHING) even came to my work and started trouble there. All’s I know is it’s dominating my life right now and hopefully it will be done with ASAP. sorry about the long ass comment

    • Rijk says: 23.3

      strip tease This is a surprise ; )

  27. Bob says: 22

    The only Stripper who’s name I remember was Sisi Mississippi.

  28. Starr Lustytower

    Ok, that is stupid. It’s not even funny. I guess tables are not good at telling jokes. This is like having a computer generate a name. It’s so un-personal, not human like. Good thing I was not named by a computer. :roll:

    What I find is interesting its this table is good for creating simple encryption of messages. It’s not fool proof system now days but back in the day it was. It reminds me of the days of Cuban radio station broadcasting numbers (aka numbers stations). Maybe she is training her new KGB agents with lessons on how to use OTP (one-time pad)? (j/k) Marina has talked in the past (jokingly) about the so called defunct KGB that now has been replaced with two new agencies FSB and SVR.

  29. labbatt78 says: 20

    The Mexican female stripper I met a few months ago was totally fun to watch plus She knows all my weaknesses!

  30. wyo550 says: 19

    “MIMI SILVERWHIP” at your service!

    (complete with avatar: “Spirit of the Pilot”,1990)

    “Mommy, I wanna be ‘Cretin HottiePot!’ ”
    …”no dear, that domain is already taken.”

    OK, OK….. “Oldy Moldy.con” will do.
    (cough cough…yea baby…let me spore you!)

  31. leonard says: 18

    Nerds and words are like dopes….a word that looks as if it means one thing but means quite another could be called a [phantonym]As William Safire noted in March, when the president said that he wanted the American people to have “a fulsome accounting” for his stimulus program, he meant full, whereas to punctilious authorities the word means disgusting, excessive, insincere. :lol: …Marina__________—some of us are waiting for your special on…

    Vogue-Word Watch
    By WILLIAM SAFIRE

    Rest In Peace :cry:

  32. animalntaz says: 17

    What about one to determine names for male strippers? Since this is obvious only for females. If I were a female, it would accordingly be Lola Heavensizzle….. what a crappy name (to have to work my ass off with every night in high heels. Pay up front, bitches!). lol

    • leonard says: 17.1

      Hello animalntaz…The Kinks – Lola…soul why is Marina watching strip shows?…oh-well…like kitty :P

      I met her in a club down in old Soho
      Where you drink champagne and it tastes like
      coca-cola c.o.l.a. cola

      She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
      I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice
      she said Lola L.o.l.a. Lola
      La La La La Lola

      Well, I’m not the world’s most physical guy,
      But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
      oh my Lola, la-la la-la Lola
      Well, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand
      Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
      oh my Lola, la-la la-la Lola
      La-la la-la Lola

      Well we drank champagne and danced all night
      under electric candlelight
      She picked me up and sat me on her knees
      said good boy, won’t you come home with me ?

      Well, I’m not the world’s most passionate guy,
      But when I looked in her eyes, well, I almost fell for my Lola
      la-la la-la Lola,
      La-la la-la Lola

      Lola, la-la la-la Lola
      la-la la-la Lola

      I pushed her away
      I walked to the door
      I fell to the floor,
      I got down on my knees
      well I looked at her and she at me.

      That’s the way, that I want it to stay
      And I always wanted it to be that way for my Lola
      la-la la-la Lola,
      Girls will be boys and boys will be girls,
      It’s a mixed up, mouled up, shook up world except for Lola
      la-la la-la Lola

      Well, I left home just a week before
      and I’d never ever kissed a woman before
      But Lola’s mine and took me by the hand
      Said good boy gonna make you a man !”

      Well, I’m not the world’s most mascular man,
      But I know what I am I’m glad I’m a man and so is Lola

      …[history]

    • Gotta start some new lists, animal. We can certainly put all those classic male member double-entendre first-names like Rod, Lance, Peter, and Dick in there for starters, but the coolest names will be more nickname-like in nature.

      You know. Stuff like Woody, Jasper, Hunter, and my personal favorite, Spike. :lol: There must be a thousand of ‘em out there.

      On a side note, I once read about a small-time politician named Stone Coxhead. Honestly, I couldn’t believe someone’s parents named their kid that. But he got to be mayor, at least.

      • Rijk says: 17.2.1

        our former president was named Kok, pronounced Cock.
        You guys must have had a field day. :mrgreen:

        • I live near an immigrant Nederlandisch community in Washington state. Kok is a common name here — there’s even a Kok Road. We get a chuckle out of “de Koekkoek” — not that it means anything in English, just sounds funny.

          We often see bumper stickers on cars that say, “If it’s not Dutch, it’s not much!” :smile:

        • Hm, must be where we get our term “koekoeklok.” :grin:

          (OK, in English it’s spelled coocoo clock — one where the little bird comes out and says “coocoo” on the hour.)

          BTW, is it true the Frieslanders say “Wat is de klok?” for “What time is it?”

          • I feel a word-request coming up.
            Frieslanders, don’t know, what i do know the dutch phrase for what is the time is: Hoe laat is het. Literally: How late is it.

            Only thing i can find is wat doet de klok, but its not special for the Frieslanders. Literally: What does the clock. It is used in relation to changing from winter to summertime and the apparently difficult question if the night is gonna be one hour longer or shorter.

            If you are Dutch, and are running around with this question, the next time, we switch to wintertime, so you get an extra hour of sleep, so the little hand of the clock moves one hour backwards!

  33. swampwiz says: 16

    Actually Marina, I remember talking to a stripper in Denver whose name was Marina. And she was not Russian! :smile: :smile: :smile: :cool:

  34. Marilyn Monroe ~ Norma Jean Baker

    ;-) Sugar Leatherbrook

  35. Lucille Ball – Dianne Belmont

    Chesty Heaventush

    :oops: i wuv lucy

  36. Lady Gaga – Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

    Stefani GeRmanotta

    Montana Heaventhong

    Lady Ga Ga would be – Diamond Leatherside

  37. :grin: you struck gold

    Dani Filth (Cradle of Filth) – Daniel Lloyd Davey

    Heidi Ticklerock

    :lol:

  38. batdude247 says: 10

    Real Name: Sebastian Fuentes

    Stripper Name: ……*sigh* Fantasia Silverthighs….

  39. AllynTygrrr says: 8

    real name: Dallas Lustysizzle

    alias: Dallas Nightside

    Well, I did grow up in Texas…

  40. leonard says: 7

    WoW and cool :lol: I spun records in the 80’s and the club turned into a strip place…”Sunny Day”…”Black Wand”…”Nite Dance”I Quit :P

  41. ;-) Dallas Glittersizzle at your service
    :shock: Sugar Glitztush *omfg*

  42. Capman911 says: 3

    Fonda Peters or was that a porno name any way it was someone I heard off. :roll:

    My stripper name is Roxie Deepkiss

  43. tonysloan says: 2

    Heidi Dazzlekiss is mine lol :razz:

  44. Capman911 says: 1

    First one to comment. \o/

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