First Date Tips
A little recess for you guys here! Here is a quick video about your first date and what to do and wear!
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Telephone
Boy, “Bubbleocity” is sure a popular word
“Bubblecity”……had a dream, it was Al Gore, ….the Great Wizzard!
He was is a Green Bubble! Lol.
Don’t get mad… just funning
It’s a fun word to say. Bubbles are fun. The city is fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....J2fCwjy_Gk
I Am Bubbles The Monkey
The Lawrence Welk Show: I`m Forever Blowing Bubbles*
1959*
The ultimate bubble-Bubblelicious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xarRSIyjzxM Oh that Micheal! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQG10A-ymtg I dig Bubble Puppy! Here’s one back at you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....Q-45XG7n4k
Hotforword??? Is this a fake marina or something
i have a request word it’s [Rumpsprung].
A scene from Derek Jarman’s film ‘Wittgenstein’ (1989) upon the thought behind a word or a sentence like “This is a very pleasant pineapple.”
The whole modern conception of the world is founded on the illusion that the so-called laws of nature are the explanations of natural phenomena.
Thus people today stop at the laws of nature, treating them as something inviolable, just as God and Fate were treated in past ages. And in fact both were right and both wrong; though the view of the ancients is clearer insofar as they have an acknowledged terminus, while the modern system tries to make it look as if everything were explained
— Wittgenstein, Tractatus, 6.371-2
In the preface to the Tractatus, Wittgenstein says: “the truth of the thoughts that are here communicated seems to me unassailable and definitive”. TheTractatus Logico-Philosophicus was submitted by Wittgenstein for the degree of PhD upon his return to Cambridge University in 1929. At his oral defense, Russell, who was one of his examiners, expressed doubts about Wittgenstein’s ability to express unassailable truths with meaningless sentences.[60] Wittgenstein might have countered with another line from the preface: “Perhaps this book will be understood only by someone who has himself already had the thoughts that are expressed in it—or at least similar thoughts.” What he did reply was harsher still: “Don’t worry, I know you’ll never understand it.”
…from wiki…. and I would say; try to understand 
“…
The world consists of independent atomic facts—existing states of affairs—out of which larger facts are built.
Language consists of atomic, and then larger-scale, propositions that correspond to these facts by sharing the same “logical form”.
Thought, expressed in language, “pictures” these facts.
On this theory, any piece of language that is not representative of some fact (i.e. is not a proposition) is to be classified as nonsense
…http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_Wittgenstein…………….http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proposition…thank you Master Marina of hoTfoRwordS
… and Art is language and thought is craft!
Thank Dog I wasn’t born a Women, Catholic, European or Hippy! Lol.
[whale]
My dad…pickup truck song
…wet dreams and the swamp and frog eggs
…may auto-mobile
I was born in a pool, they made my mother stand
And I spat on that surgeon and his trembling hand
When I felt the light I was worse than bored
I stole the doctor’s scalpel and I slit the cord
I was a Catholic boy
I was redeemed through pain
Not through joy
I was two months early, they put me under glass
I screamed and cursed at children when their nurses passed
I was convicted of theft as I slipped from the womb
They led me straight from my mother to a cell in the Tombs
I was a Catholic boy
I was redeemed through pain
Not through joy
….applebail…: groovey and wHales
[whalers]
Marina, in honor of the Super Bowl, I think you need to do the word origin of the term [Who Dat], that you might spell as “Ху Дэт. I presume that you will be joining in with the Who Dat Nation. (Hint: Louisiana Senator Vitter described the origin in a letter to the NFL Commissioner.)
You could also the origin of [Fleur-de-Lis] or in honor of February 16 [Mardi Gras].
[Hemophilia] is a disease in which your blood can’t clot properly, but if you break the word down, “hemo” means blood and “philia” means friend. Why does this word literally mean “blood friend”?
[gig] is a date, with tips to taste…Betty Boop “Just A Gigolo” 1932 or is love a [gigolo]—David Lee Roth – Just A Gigolo
Няголета – Чужда – Стани поп – фолк звезда
(Nyagoleta – Chuzhda – Stani pop-folk zvezda {star} ) from Bulgaria.
Look what I saw in London the other day… This beats Marinas SLR!
My new car… http://twitpic.com/10ce1z
Left-hand drive baby!
How the hell did you know that !
I have eyes.. do they make a right-hand drive version of that car?
Lol!! But you can’t see the steering wheel from the pic can you??? I don’t know if they do rhd versions actually. But this is the veyron grandsport convertable so it’s even rarer so they may only be in lhd
If they don’t make a right-hand-drive version, you can drive backwards, looking in the mirrors.
dear Marina, greeting from Colombia, I have been watching your show, and the lats lesson generated a question inside of me. I know what it means but where does it come from?
[get laid]
hope you had a great date, bye
Love your vids!
I had a phrase request actually
[Chomping at the bit]
I have used it, I have heard it but I have always been curious as to its origin? who first said it and whats its connection to really wanting to go do something?
It’s champing at the bit (from ME champen), although chomping has increasing use by the public (even though it is incorrect). It refers to horses, eager to start, chewing on the bits in their mouths. Probably the origin is far to obscure to be known.
How about using hot to trot, which is also kind of horsey.
Back in the day I used to go to your youtube channel and see if I could refresh the page without you gaining a subscriber in the meantime…. I hardly ever managed too… Now it seems you are getting less subs… Maybe you should see what putting the “please subscribe” thing on the end will do.
YouTube keeps changing their formula for what videos appear on the Popular pages and currently, videos that appeal to an older demographic do not appear there.. thus my videos are not appearing in the places where new people would find me. That is why you see me trying to make my videos appeal to 12 year olds lately. it’s annoying.
I get what you are saying. But have you thought that maybe you should just make what you think is right, bearing in mind that most kids don’t have a youtube account? Even if they do, they only use it to watch flagged videos… Appealing to an audience is one thing, but appealing to an audience that don’t care about your videos is another.
I don’t remember seeing you in jeans before. Nice fit! Would those be your [smarty pants]? Why is one pair of pants referred to in the plural form?
P.S. [Smart alek] is equally puzzling.
because the plural refers to the pants. there are two pants! a shorter way of saying “there are two pants” is to say “a pair of pants”
in the phrase “one pair of pants”, the one is referring to the pair, not the actual pants. there are more than one pant, but there is only one pair =)
[Pantomime]….
hello 
…a HotForWords lesson 
and game
on the first date and knot late, wore-wear and dressed….hope I’m not [OBNOXIOUS]
I suppose that, at one time, people must have worn separate pants on each leg. Thus they would normally need a pair. Same thing for glasses. However, going on that theory, one could assume that people also used only one scissor or shear (instead of a pair), which makes no sense.
click.
Thanks, good link. It seems we use both plural and singular making this even more confusing. ” Put your pants on one pant leg at a time.”
i want to request the phrase [jump the shark] please
Thanks for your reply about plural pants. I’ll try putting my pant on and see how far I get.
I can’t help you on “jumping the shark”. I never heard the phrase, but I suppose if you saw one swimming towards you, one would be bold to attack first. And, I’m guessing it has nothing to do with swimming.
That one is easy. If you remember the U.S. TV show Happy Days, it was a great success until the episode where The Fonz whet water skiing and jumped over a shark; then the show went down hill. Thus the phrase means success that has turned to failure, or at least the gild is off the lilly. There is even a Website based on it, if I can remember it. Let’s see… uh, it’s right on the tip of my tongue. Wait, wait, don’t tell me… Oh, yes, it’s http://www.jumptheshark.com. I think.
thanks! i can’t believe The Fonze has put an imprint on the English language with a a popular figure of speech. lol
Hey, I came across a Russian nerd-word:
Razzputin: To tease someone while disputing what s/he says.
This also is the name of a coctail, vodka and raspberry juice, named in honor of Vladimir Vladimirovich.
But only a fool would razz Putin, right?
two more
1) Back in the pre-electric locks on EVERY car days, I would always open the girls door first. If she didn’t reach over and unlock my door, we probably weren’t going out for long
2) To help make that good night kiss a little bit less awkward than #5, break down the physical barriers early. It helps even if you touch them on the shoulder to point out something!
JMHO
You are smoking Hot as a blond But you are on fire as…wait I’m beating around the bush. You are absolutely awesome with dark hair, or as I was saying, you are on fire with the new hairdo, so I am not beating around the bush any more. Go red or brunette, I know all the blonds will be jealous now!
What color is the bush?
Bah! First date tips. Quite simple affair:
1) Shave
2) Perfume
3) Bring a bunch of roses
4) Don’t lose your temper
5) And voila, rak, bing, paf, spoing, pataraf, rakakapatapaf, vrooooo, the woman is yours!
“Shave and perfume, and the world is yours.”
– Déconan the Barbaresque.
***** for hair and tongue. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd14Fot0wxo And we shouldn’t forget those, both male and female, who sit home without dates. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....Y45f-9wtXA
These two songs should also compliment the trials of dating and relationships
Queen ~ Somebody to Love
another Joe Jackson song Is She Really Going Out With Him?
Very cool selections
I thought of this one before I fell asleep last night. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg5-jq6nCtk This one is not gonna be everyones taste but it’s kind of a good date gone bad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNZGZv5IbYI And this is an old ska song about a sweet date. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....q2kIAJEIpk 
[poster]…hanging the post
Wolfgang’s Vault owns one of the world’s largest collections of original concert posters…will the contest winner be another dated poster?…2-toned or a pair of ears 
In the olden days of paper I use to get Wolfgang’s catalogue. Dating is quite the game, but it is probably best to just be yourself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALZz3vlIZiU&feature=related And of course all good things come to an end… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCz_widFcAQ If I win the contest date with Marina, first
then 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....Cqet4_c1dQ
Skeeter–cool, Floyd Cramer – Last Date…It’s Cramer’s piano, for instance, on Presley’s first national hit, “Heartbreak Hotel.” However, Cramer remained strictly a session player, a virtual unknown to anyone outside the music industry….
Solomon Burke – None Of Us Are Free
Marina — rocks
love this guy…
Marina, Just wondering if you got your birthday present yet. The first present I sent USPS attempted to deliver Dec 28, 2009 5:26:00 PM and left a pink slip 4 pick up. So I sent you another present Delivered – Jan 22, 2010 10:56:00 AM. Did you get any of them?
Your student,
Robert Ligus
Marina loved your choice on your varied hair styles colors etc…Playing all those different roles you might start feeling like Eddie Murphy
The brown haired Marina,the blonde haired Marina,and the Marina dude.It must be weird to see you kissing yourself 
I always and will always like the original Marina my teacher with the natural blonde hair 
See you later,enjoy yourself 
Peace
Mirror, mirror on the wall,
see,
when I turn around, you will have a ball,
at double threes, I’m sure you can
I’m wishing you a happy day – or not,
as you please.
If you got the message, give me a shout,
I’m sure you will be laffing here and out loud.
Che liked the rock video intro
The intro is so MTV
When you start to do videos with kids in them then your have “jump the shark”
cos you know they come soon after the first date.
{Che thinks the sex tape will be next}
Very C
L video 
Good luck on your date 
Hi
Marina
I am
B.B. 
is if it were with ME 
loved the video the time flew by & i had to watch many times
to see all the hidden sighns & ( IN U End oes ) the sight gags r great
your talents keep multiplying [exponentially]
almost getting used to the hair color NOT!! lmao
the only better outcome for your date
Teach, I’ll go ahead and wish you luck, as a social amenity, but I really doubt that you’ll need it in order to make a good impression on whomever the lucky stiff is. As far as my humble perspective goes, spinach in YOUR teeth really wouldn’t bug me much; I’d be gentlemanly enough to bring it to your attention, but noway nohow would it be a dealbreaker.
That was a way cool recess vid; liked it alot. Going to YT to give 5 stars for your tongue. There’s a pic in your book of you rolling your tongue; been meaning to tell you, if you ever want to play an instrument, that is THE tongue roll to have to play harmonica. We could jam some 12 bar blues! Cya,
xoxodc
Oh, and BTW, every time I open your site and the banner is that pic of you with the calculator, I just have to grin. That shot is SO DAMN CUTE that it just knocks me down and steals my wristwatch.
Handling Rejection
Sometimes rejection is just a request for more information. In the online stage of a relationship a couple of years ago, the lady wrote to me, “You sound too athletic for me. I’m more…Rubenesque.”
So I wrote back, Rubenesque — Is this what you mean? Then I don’t see the problem.” She took the hint!
Technical note: clicking my link produces an image with a footer “1 of 3.” The other two are pretty but not what I intended to include.
Oh, I get it — they’re from Capman’s #6 comment below.
Marina told me they all combine together when posted on the same page.
Hey M, is the dude’s name “Marino”?
Old Fogey Comment
Sorry, getting laid on the first date is like opening your Christmas presents the day after thanksgiving. Anticipation is half the fun!
Or maybe putting it architecturally, it’s like building the second floor without laying the foundation.
Remember when we used to call it getting to first base, then second base then a homer. Yipeeeee
Meet me in the locker room after football practice and I’ll tell you about third base.
Stone Ponys [Different Drum]
Back at EVAN…Girls in the region of Calabar are fed six meals a day and massaged with chalk to make them as fat as possible so they can attract a husband. 
Never date a woman you can hear ticking. Mark Patinkin
Great advice M, so I flutter my eyes, show off my flesh….o wait, that’s what she doozie like dang does -huh? …hhhmmm ^-^
Good luck to you Marina! Now you can leave your plastic passion back in the draw (in top left cabinet;) You do look so terribly, pretty, with the darker hair look XO
Anyone get the secret message in the video yet?
I’m sure it was for me
OoooooK!
Look out for the Spider types?
Then there’s Batman and all his buddies! He comes on strong sweeping you off your feet in front of everyone.
Last! There’s Superman!
Like Billie?
The world is a imperfect place, just don’t set your hopes too high on your first date!
Marina? Are you a Batman, Superman or Spiderman kind of girl?
[Witch cake] : Cake baked with urine of victim of witchcraft in order to reveal to the victim the person who had bewitched them. …[dream]…Serebro – Опиум /Opium/.……………………..[salad]……….Polk Salad Annie – Tony Joe White and Johnny Cash Duet
[gloomy] 
A stain on your shorts? Isn’t that jumping the gun a little?
Or maybe a little premature.
Lucky lucky[bastard]
I’d like to request the phrase [skeletons in the closet]. As in, when a person has a lot of secrets, it is said, they have a lot of skeletons in the closet.
LOVE DOT CON
Will you find the source for the word [juice] when used as slang for electricity. I don’t know how popular it really is but sometimes when one talks about electicity they will say, [cut the juice] or [turn off the juice when not in use], ect. I have asked electricians this and they really don’t know but are familier with the term and usage. Can you help us construction guys out out?
Regards
I have been in electronics all my life, but never heard the origin. Once source says the first use of this sense was in 1896, but M might be able to find where and how it originated. The trouble with old stuff like this, is that the start of slang, if not published, won’t be recorded.
Gosh, as I guy, I was always told the first impression is always the most important. And for that, my father passed along a few tips for young men entering the dating scene.
Rule #1) Bring a chainsaw; Your date will be full of many thoughts while you two are together. Axes are just plain creepy–so leave it at home; but if you forget-just put it underneath the passengers’ seat and keep her hands away from the floor.
Rule #2) Let your date know you took great care to prepare yourself. This is why you should take a nice warm bath in yogurt. It will leave your skin nice smooth–and if you leave some curds on you, it will help reduce your restaurant bill, or you can share a snack. Your date will thank you for your thoughtfulness !
Rule #3) It will also help if you put on some a nice scent. Avoid the colognes or body sprays-since they are so artificial. Instead, slaughter a deer and rub the scent glands all over your body about 30 minutes before you meet your date. She will be just faint as she reaches for the doorknob.
Rule #4) Are you still taking notes? Good. Got to #5
Rule #5) Conversation is always important. Now remember that 70% of all communication is non-verbal. So begin by using sign language. You will keep her guessing, and guessing, and guessing throughout the entire date.
Rule #6) If you are planning on taking your date out to eat–instead of a cafe or some fast food joint, why not give her a real treat by cooking your meal under the hood of your automobile engine? (Fish works wonders–especially with lemon grass. ) Drive 30 miles out of town, pull over on the shoulder and pop open the hood for a suprise she’ll always remember (as long as she doesn’t find the axe under her car seat).
Rule #7) If your date is giggling, shaking, and her eyes are wide open, then you have succeeded in getting her attention. And your date is going along smoothly. If she faints, be prepared; and whip out the smelling salts that is tucked inside your boutinere. Help make your date have a night she’ll never forget.
That’s all for now.
Do you have any better dating suggestions for men?
Set off a flash-bang just as she leaves. With any luck, it will induce temporary amnesia, allowing you a second chance.
I would like to know about the word [point blank].
“I have nothing to wear for this date”
As for myself, I would consider a date a very good one if I could get her to wear nothing at some point.
Holy frak, did anyone see the message
HotForWords sent me in that video?
Hooo, hooo, that was a doozie.
That wasn’t a euphemism nor was it
beating around the bush.
Anyone see the message? Hmmm?
C’mon capman, give us a screen shot
Do you mean the part about have you been to
Austrailia?
yes go for it !
ohh and good luck to your girlfriend ; )
I met my last girlfriend online in a chat room. We chatted for months before we ever met face to face. Even after the very long chats, and phone calls meeting up in real was very different. We did stay together for a couple of years.
As far as what to wear on a first date, the above mentioned girlfriend, and I suggested tight and sexy as her sister was preparing for one, but I told her to not shave her legs, and wear the ugliest undies she owned. We did not want the guy to think she was easy, and that would help her from letting things go to far.
Is that really your new hairstyle or a wig? Either way, I like it. I think I said that before, but it’s worth repeating.
Casual dating begins with a pair of cat glasses and a pyramid spiked jacket
I think Marina looks like Meredith Salenger in this photo. Or vise versa.
Dang, is Oscar Wilde still living?
He must have seen this video too cause he
said that the only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Oh we’re not worthy, we’re not worthy dang that we are worthy.
Excuse me sir, have I arrived at the euphemism lesson?
Oh, good. I’ve been to Australia too.
Excellent lesson.
Dang, I’m all prepped now. I think I already won.
As they say, best laid plans.
Easy now PK, sounds like you are about to bust a gusher
wow
Hey leoNerd, your tongue is hanging out all over the place.
You’re not tongue tied, are you? Or, is it that tongue in cheek?
I could have sworn this was the euphemism video lesson.
A demonym, also referred to as a gentilic, is a name for a resident of a locality and is derived from the name of the particular locality.
Are we “wordists”? from Hot for?……….Toponymy is the scientific study of place names (toponyms), their origins, meanings, use and typology. The word ‘Toponymy’ is derived from the Greek words tópos (τόπος) (‘place’) and ónoma (ὄνομα) (‘name’). Toponymy is itself a branch of onomastics, the study of names of all kinds. Toponymy is distinct, though often confused with etymology, which is the study of the history of languages themselves. 
I’m dated like a prune 
Ok I not going to beat around the bush. But somebody gets some Amore tonight.
Somebody is? Cool.
{Somebody must take his shower, even it’s not Saturday, yet}
Good Luck Marina.
Like you really need it…..
I bet that would be the best kiss anyone could ever get.
Gee, I’d even like to go out on a date with Marina Dude.
He’s got one hella of a tongue.
If Marina really wants to help the guy she should wear a burka.
That would help our conversation be more than: “Hello, ah boo de bah ah ee’s uuh ooh…” (followed by drool and other senseless silly jestures)