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HotForWords Forums » Tag: bilingual - Recent Posts http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ A place to discuss all kinds of stuff! en Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:24:51 +0000 Evan Owen on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/3#post-12518 Tue, 05 Jan 2010 07:12:21 +0000 Evan Owen 12518@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ PYRMAMID SCHEME Evan Owen says: 158.4 May 6, 2009 at 1:01 pm anubisfortytwo: Don’t mind all these jokers. The name “pyramid” comes from an incident in which two Arabs were wandering in the desert: Abdul: “Wow! The view is great from on top this pile of rocks!” Hamid: “I can’t see you. What pile of rocks?” Abdul: “Up here, Hamid!” Your turn, Bob! Reply Bob says: 158.4.1 May 6, 2009 at 3:08 pm I Sphinx that when it comes to making puns, you are the Geezer. Capman911 on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/3#post-12009 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:26:30 +0000 Capman911 12009@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum. A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants. Imus ad magum Ozi videndum, magum Ozi mirum mirissimum. We are going to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz. Noster populus facit discrepantiam. Our people make the difference. Solum potestis prohibere ignes silvarum. Only you are can prevent forest fires. Fac ut gaudeam. Make my day. Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua. The only good language is a dead language. Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit. To boldly go where no man has gone before. Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis. You do not know the power of the dark side. Sit vis nobiscum. May the force be with you. Tauri in decurso Bulls on parade Quaeso esto meus vicinus. Please won't you be my neighbor. Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Magnus frater spectat te... Big Brother is watching you.... Monstra mihi pecuniam! Show me the money! Habetis bona deum. Have a nice day. Die dulci fruere. Have a nice day. Mihi ignosce. Cum homine de cane debeo congredi. Excuse me. I've got to see a man about a dog. Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinus alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes! If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin! Sona si Latine loqueris. Honk if you speak Latin. Ne auderis delere orbem rigidum meum! Don't you dare erase my hard disk! Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. Gramen artificiosum odi. I hate Astroturf. Furnulum pani nolo. I don't want a toaster. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. I think some people in togas are plotting against me. Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult. Noli me vocare, ego te vocabo. Don't call me, I'll call you. Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules. If I were you, I wouldn't walk in front of any catapults. Canis meus id comedit. My dog ate it. Illiud Latine dici non potest. You can't say that in Latin. Vidistine nuper imagines moventes bonas? Seen any good movies lately? Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema. I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem. Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket! Visne saltare? Viam Latam Fungosam scio. Do you want to dance? I know the Funky Broadway. Re vera, potas bene. Say, you sure are drinking a lot. Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant! May barbarians invade your personal space! Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant! May conspirators assassinate you in the mall! Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy! Radix lecti Couch potato Quo signo nata es? What's your sign? Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. You know, the Romans invented the art of love. Spero nos familiares mansuros. I hope we'll still be friends. Mellita, domi adsum. Honey, I'm home. Tam exanimis quam tunica nehru fio. I am as dead as the nehru jacket. Ventis secundis, tene cursum. Go with the flow. Totum dependeat. Let it all hang out. Te precor dulcissime supplex! Pretty please with a cherry on top! Bob on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/3#post-12002 Thu, 26 Nov 2009 09:35:03 +0000 Bob 12002@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ THAT'S AMORE. When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amoré. When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray. When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay. When a Japanese knight, Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai. When your sheep go to graze, In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh? When you ace your last tests, Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s! When on Mt. Cook you see, An aborigine, That's a Maori. (Thanks to @FizzyDuck on Twitter. Follow her - she's funny.) <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_smile.gif" title=":-)" class="bb_smilies" /> Evan Owen on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/3#post-11508 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:32:17 +0000 Evan Owen 11508@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Laughable Latin, cont. ab imo pectore = my pecs have sunk to my abs. ab ovo usque ad mala = eggs and whiskey are a bad combo absit invidio = Abe, have a chair and watch this movie angulus terrarum = horrible fisherman annus horribilis = haemorrhoids ante bellum = Mom’s sis is a beaut! ars est calare artem = my backside is colourfully tatoo’d. bona vacantia = erectile dysfunction camera obscura = left the lens cap on casus omissus = wife’s satchel cogito ergo sum = I’m a codger, but I still feel some urges. in hoc signo vinces = Vince has signed the loan <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_mrgreen.gif" title=":mrgreen:" class="bb_smilies" /> Bob on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/3#post-11489 Thu, 29 Oct 2009 06:54:09 +0000 Bob 11489@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Evan threw down a challenge to come up with some "<a href="http://www.hotforwords.com/2009/10/27/attack-of-zombie-bikini-babes-from-outer-space/comment-page-1/#comment-157170">Laughable Latin</a>":- <blockquote>Hi Bob – How about a round of “Laughable Latin?” Vici, veni, V.D. — I came, I saw, I cankered. Peccavi — I have Sind. (British military dispatch from what is now Pakistan) In loco parentis — Mum and Dad are crazy.</blockquote> Well he should have known better, shouldn't he? <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_razz.gif" title=":P" class="bb_smilies" /> <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_lol.gif" title=":lol:" class="bb_smilies" /> Here goes:- Ab extra = Belly fat. Ad nauseam = Disgusting advertisements. A posteriori = An egotistical ass. Bona Fide = The dog’s bone. Campus martius = A Gay parade. De bono et malo = Eating the bone made me ill. Doctus cum libro = Free healthcare. Ex parte = A sexual orgy. Fiat lux = An Italian car’s headlight. Horribile dictu = Not a euphonious accent. Ibid = I’ll give you $5 for it. In camera = I haven’t developed the film yet. In loco parentis = My parents are on the train. Justitia omnibus = The fleeing murderer was killed by a bus. Lapsus linguae = The way a cat or a dog drinks. Magnum bonum = I like this private detective. Nemo malus felix = The cat ate the goldfish. Orbiter dictum = Radio communication from a spaceship. Pollice verso = The cop’s car turned over. QED = Quite easily done. Quid novi = Crisp new British banknotes. Rus in urbe = Marina’s in town. SPQR = Small profits, quick rewards. Sic transit gloria mundi = The van has broken down, I get Monday off work. Testis unus, testis nullus = Hitler & Göbbels. Vice versa = Lewd poetry. pat on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/3#post-10954 Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:57:20 +0000 pat 10954@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Irish womans libber: Erin go Braless. Evan Owen on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-10644 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:49:02 +0000 Evan Owen 10644@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Irreverent Irish: takeoffs on the Tain bo cuailgne Evan Owen says: 92.1 September 28, 2009 at 7:46 pm Hey cuchullain, are you tying a bow on your compliments? <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_wink.gif" title=":wink:" class="bb_smilies" /> <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_mrgreen.gif" title=":mrgreen:" class="bb_smilies" /> (Top that, Bob!) Reply Bob says: 92.1.1 September 29, 2009 at 3:09 am Stop hounding me or I’ll be culling you from my will. Reply Evan Owen says: 92.1.1.1 September 29, 2009 at 6:28 am My advice to Marina: She taunt an Irishman, she gets a howling Gael! <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_mrgreen.gif" title=":mrgreen:" class="bb_smilies" /> (I’m going green with recycled puns!) Reply Bob says: 92.1.1.1.1 September 29, 2009 at 7:16 am Siobhant you to stop, I think. Evan Owen says: 92.1.1.2 September 29, 2009 at 1:23 pm Why, can’t Owen mock an old Irish epic for the sake of a few puns? Evan Owen on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-10462 Sun, 20 Sep 2009 04:03:55 +0000 Evan Owen 10462@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Obscure bilingual puns department Sinn Fein supposedly has a barrister named Charles, nicknamed "Chucky, our law." <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_mrgreen.gif" title=":mrgreen:" class="bb_smilies" /> Explanation: "Chucky our law" sounds like the Sinn Fein slogan, "Tiocfaidh ár lá," Gaelic for "Our day will come" Evan Owen on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-9257 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:56:46 +0000 Evan Owen 9257@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Bob and I came up with this one the other day: "Lysdexia is nothing to folk pun at!" Bob on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-9232 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:22:32 +0000 Bob 9232@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ More Fractured French from Evan Owen: HARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS Can you drive a French motorcycle? RESPONDEZ S'IL VOUS PLAID Honk if you're Scottish. pennsyltucky9 on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-9055 Mon, 06 Jul 2009 15:12:14 +0000 pennsyltucky9 9055@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Well, I hate to shatter your Aleutians, but these won't go unnoticed because as you're well aware, our teacher has a very Kenai for details. Nome sayin'? Evan Owen on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-9049 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:33:24 +0000 Evan Owen 9049@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ We got a pretty good thread going on the "Alaska" lesson: Capman911 says: 23July 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm I think it was a good purchase. I could buy just about anything I wanted with one hundred million dollars. Great lesson on Alaska, but why did Sarah Palin quit her job as Governor of Alaska? I haven’t heard yet. Evan Owen says: 23.1July 3, 2009 at 5:43 pm I haven’t heard why either, but Alaska when I see her! fredjr says: 23.1.2July 3, 2009 at 11:04 pm Juneau that I wish you good luck with that. originalistrick says: 23.1.3July 3, 2009 at 11:35 pm I can’t get a Bering on this pun-making thing. stigmatasaurus says: 23.1.4July 4, 2009 at 9:08 am Wasilla thing to say! pennsyltucky9 on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-9045 Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:29:20 +0000 pennsyltucky9 9045@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Bob's pun fu is stronger than mine. CheVolay on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8958 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:05:02 +0000 CheVolay 8958@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Out of the best twenty puns above only one in ten made me laugh. (No pun in ten did) CheVolay on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8957 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 08:01:52 +0000 CheVolay 8957@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. Greatest Potential on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8700 Thu, 28 May 2009 16:58:38 +0000 Greatest Potential 8700@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ <img src="http://i40.tinypic.com/epkkm1.jpg"> At the Society For Geek Advancement event they had this boob generator screen. Sort of like a funhouse mirror. When you stand in front of the screen it distorts your image and makes you appear as if you have big boobies! Jeorney on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8691 Thu, 28 May 2009 11:05:14 +0000 Jeorney 8691@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ PUNish yourself with <a href="http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=4476&display=photoshop&page=5000#entries">Visual puns</a>. CheVolay on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8685 Thu, 28 May 2009 04:04:52 +0000 CheVolay 8685@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ OMG! Yaw! Yore! Your! You’re ……a homophone. & one more There, their, they’re, you homophones will just have to move to Iowa to get married. Evan Owen on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8684 Wed, 27 May 2009 20:08:34 +0000 Evan Owen 8684@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Sniglets These were contributed by Alan Rogers under the "swine flu" lesson: Hello Bob Thanks for your message. The sniglets (thats a new word for me!) I posted were the winners from a Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. The Washington Post also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers were asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners were: 1. coffee, n. the person upon whom one coughs. 2. flabbergasted, adj. appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. abdicate, v. to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. esplanade, v. to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. willy-nilly, adj. impotent. 6. negligent, adj. absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. lymph, v. to walk with a lisp. 8. gargoyle, n. olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. flatulence, n. emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. balderdash, n. a rapidly receding hairline. 11. testicle, n. a humorous question on an exam. 12. rectitude, n. the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. pokemon, n. a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. oyster, n. a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism, n. the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. circumvent, n. an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. Cheers Alan leoNard on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8538 Tue, 19 May 2009 09:12:53 +0000 leoNard 8538@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ <blockquote>BRAVE</blockquote> My chance was a coincident in coming across this poem with no author, other than printed by Warp Publishing Co.(1925) GOOD TIMBER The tree that never had to fight—For sun and sky and air and light,—That stood out in open plain,—And always got its share of rain,—Never became a forest king—But lived and died a scrubby thing. —-The man who never had to toil,—Who never had to win his share—Of sun and sky and light and air,—Never became a manly man,—But lived and died as he began. —-Good timber does not grow in ease;—The stronger wind, the tougher trees,—The farther sky, the greater lenght;—The more the storm, the more the strength;—By sun and cold, by rain and snows,—In tree or man good timber grows. —-Where thickest stands the forest growth—We find the patriarchs of both,—And they hold converse with the stars—Whose broken branches show the scares—Of many winds and much of strife___—This is the commen law of life. the end b-good Evan Owen on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8537 Tue, 19 May 2009 05:54:53 +0000 Evan Owen 8537@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ ***LOSS FOR WORDS presents another Fractured Philology lesson: “Pull a Boner”*** There was once an outrageous Welsh nobleman, Llewelyn ap Paling, facetiously known as Y Bonwr (“The Gentleman.”) He was famous for throwing wild parties, the highlight of which was a mad frolic in his pool, with rough-and-tumble play, drunken brawling, and sexual indiscretions in the adjoining groves of trees. In the days following the parties, when revelers were asked about bruises, limps, hangovers, and charges of indecent behaviour, the shorthand response of Pwll y Bonwr (“The Gentleman’s Pool”) brought knowing smiles. The invading Anglo-Saxons found the expression irresistible and adopted it as “pull a boner”; but being contemptuous of the conquered natives, invented stories such as Marina’s to disguise the phrase’s Welsh origin. <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_mrgreen.gif" title=":mrgreen:" class="bb_smilies" /> leoNard on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8472 Sat, 16 May 2009 19:47:57 +0000 leoNard 8472@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Surge on with current berries and washed with general p(L)ractice...crested flycatcher{{{..orthopterous..]]] a pun of ton-sun with fun and small low stool=boo? or croak Evan Owen on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8471 Sat, 16 May 2009 16:36:10 +0000 Evan Owen 8471@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Irreverent Irish: Erin go bragh: Ireland likes to boast. Cead mile failte: Gad, this odometer is malfunctioning. <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_mrgreen.gif" title=":mrgreen:" class="bb_smilies" /> irishknight on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8466 Sat, 16 May 2009 03:09:28 +0000 irishknight 8466@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ More Punishment: Canned in Cannes If Raphael has Tropez to drink of the local Frejus, he could fall on his Menton. In that case he might try the Hyères of the dog before taking some Med. Evan Owen on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8464 Fri, 15 May 2009 10:54:50 +0000 Evan Owen 8464@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Re Marina's Cannes Film Festival trip: 41.1 May 14, 2009 at 5:54 p Evan Owen says: Q: What did M’s mother say about her trip? A: “Don’t be gone Toulon! Cannes you drop me a card?” I’d tell more puns about the Riviera, but it’s not my Provence. <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_mrgreen.gif" title=":mrgreen:" class="bb_smilies" /> Reply 41.1.1 May 15, 2009 at 2:37 am Bob says: Those puns were criminal but I promise not to Grasse on you. Do you think M will be wearing her blue jacket on the Côte d’Azure? I expect Gorby is already missing his mistress - “Life’s a Bichon!” …unless he’s fawning over his dog-sitter, in which case “Life’s a Biche”. Reply 41.1.1.1 May 15, 2009 at 5:43 am Evan Owen says: Bob! Have Marseille on us! <img src="http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/bb-plugins/bb-smilies/default/icon_lol.gif" title=":lol:" class="bb_smilies" /> pennsyltucky9 on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8463 Fri, 15 May 2009 10:16:26 +0000 pennsyltucky9 8463@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ Someone once asked Marina to do a lesson on "bushwhacked." I replied: Bushwhacked is the same as pussywhipped but without the bikini wax. wordlover replied on May 2nd, 2008 3:59 pm: PT9, did you make that up? Sounds like a National Lampoon joke… Sorta. pennsyltucky9 replied on May 2nd, 2008 5:16 pm: No. Wait, I know the one. The National Lampoon joke you’re thinking of is: “In 1926, when the last great cattle drive had nearly reached the New Orleans railway depot, the trail boss found to his dismay that the cattle could not be driven to the loading point because the street was blocked by a Dixieland band. I seemed that “Lame Melon” McKinley, the noted clarinetist (or “licorice stickster” as they are called in the jazz argot) had just snuffed it, and his fellow musicians were bearing his remains to the cemetery while they played “St. James Infirmary,” “St. Louis Woman,” and “When the Saints Come Marching In.” All too aware that the last train to Chicago was due to leave within the hour, the trail boss (or head drover, as he was referred to in cowboy parlance) approached the bandleader and asked if he might interrupt the funeral to drive the cattle through to the other side of the street. The bandleader replied, “‘Fraid not, boss. This here’s a solemn occasion and we don’t want those cattle muckin’ about!” Not easily put off, the trail boss offered the bandleader money, a gold watch, hand-tooled Mexican boots, and even his autographed photo of Bob Steele if he might be allowed to drive the herd across the street but the man could not be swayed. Finally, the trail boss said, “Listen. I know all you jazz musicians are into drugs. Now, packed away in my saddlebags are every narcotic you’ve ever heard of: smack, snow, redbirds, yellowjackets, angel dust, DPT, THC, STP, black gungi, the works! I’ll give you the entire stash if you’ll tell your musicians to step aside and let me get my cattle to the depot.”  The bandleader shook his head and replied, “I’m sorry, but I got an ample supply of those there already and you’ll just have to cool your heels until we’re done here.” The trail boss played his final card. “Hold on half a sec, brother,” he persisted. “I’ve got something you don’t have, something you never even dreamt existed! I’ve got (and he paused here for emphasis) MARIJUANA SUPPOSITORIES! Yes, you heard me right! Marijuana suppositories! Shove one of these little babies up your ass and you’ll be high for a week! I’ll give you a dozen if you let us pass.” The bandleader fell silent for many moments. At last he spoke.  “Shee-it! Marijuana suppositories! Don’t that beat all! That’s the wildest thing I ever heard of! Mister, you got yourself a deal!”  The trail boss quickly unpacked his saddlebags, removed twelve suppositories and gave them to the bandleader, who instructed his musicians to step aside and let the cattle through, which they did, allowing them to be driven to the depot, arriving just in time to be shipped to Chicago (or the “WindyCity” as it is known in meteorological circles). Moral: “A herd in the band is worth boo in the tush.” pennsyltucky9 on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8462 Fri, 15 May 2009 10:12:35 +0000 pennsyltucky9 8462@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ I just had to post this one, but it's not really mine. Bob’s comment: “I am sorely tempted to postulate that “barbecue” is the word that the Romans invented from “barbarianus” to describe savage tribes that ate humans, or as we now call them, humanitarians.” Jeorney on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8452 Thu, 14 May 2009 17:38:48 +0000 Jeorney 8452@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ I posted this earlier... Cruciverbalist: someone who crucifies another verbally by having a cross-word. <a href="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/cruciverbalist">true definition:</a> 1. A constructor of crosswords. 2. An enthusiast of word games, especially of crosswords leoNard on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-8445 Thu, 14 May 2009 08:09:08 +0000 leoNard 8445@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ I kneaded dole and my goats ate my wheat grass; the brass heavy metal band around my hand. sumtimes I cry, good and enjoyable...cane my back...:-) Greatest Potential on "'Pun my word" http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/topic/pun-my-word/page/2#post-7265 Sat, 14 Mar 2009 20:11:48 +0000 Greatest Potential 7265@http://www.hotforwords.com/forums/ franglais comedy act in 3 parts: a. young buck head's full of thunk, says "oh, my grain!" it's full of window pain. b. free sewing wild oats raps a quilt for a quick "break" fast loaf omelet- c. #20 on the menu; ordure of horse braust sausage with an iron waffle track gridle bit.(crowd applaudes)