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Posted 1 month ago #
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Evan threw down a challenge to come up with some "Laughable Latin":-
Hi Bob –
How about a round of “Laughable Latin?”
Vici, veni, V.D. — I came, I saw, I cankered.
Peccavi — I have Sind. (British military dispatch from what is now Pakistan)
In loco parentis — Mum and Dad are crazy.Well he should have known better, shouldn't he?
Here goes:-
Ab extra = Belly fat.
Ad nauseam = Disgusting advertisements.
A posteriori = An egotistical ass.
Bona Fide = The dog’s bone.
Campus martius = A Gay parade.
De bono et malo = Eating the bone made me ill.
Doctus cum libro = Free healthcare.
Ex parte = A sexual orgy.
Fiat lux = An Italian car’s headlight.
Horribile dictu = Not a euphonious accent.
Ibid = I’ll give you $5 for it.
In camera = I haven’t developed the film yet.
In loco parentis = My parents are on the train.
Justitia omnibus = The fleeing murderer was killed by a bus.
Lapsus linguae = The way a cat or a dog drinks.
Magnum bonum = I like this private detective.
Nemo malus felix = The cat ate the goldfish.
Orbiter dictum = Radio communication from a spaceship.
Pollice verso = The cop’s car turned over.
QED = Quite easily done.
Quid novi = Crisp new British banknotes.
Rus in urbe = Marina’s in town.
SPQR = Small profits, quick rewards.
Sic transit gloria mundi = The van has broken down, I get Monday off work.
Testis unus, testis nullus = Hitler & Göbbels.
Vice versa = Lewd poetry.Posted 3 weeks ago # -
Laughable Latin, cont.
ab imo pectore = my pecs have sunk to my abs.
ab ovo usque ad mala = eggs and whiskey are a bad combo
absit invidio = Abe, have a chair and watch this movie
angulus terrarum = horrible fisherman
annus horribilis = haemorrhoids
ante bellum = Mom’s sis is a beaut!
ars est calare artem = my backside is colourfully tatoo’d.
bona vacantia = erectile dysfunction
camera obscura = left the lens cap on
casus omissus = wife’s satchel
cogito ergo sum = I’m a codger, but I still feel some urges.
in hoc signo vinces = Vince has signed the loan
Posted 3 weeks ago #
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