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  1. HotForWords re;tweet: I just saw Jesus he was shopping on Melrose!

    ;-) maybe there’s a religious holiday going on
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ2tYoBfnlw&feature=related

  2. HotForWords re;tweet: Candy toilet! OMG!!!!! http://twitpic.com/192cfn

    :o LOL :!:

    FT ..

    lulz

  3. HotForWords re;tweet: Cool Toilet Paper Roll Creations! http://bit.ly/98G5V6

    :smile: neato :!:

    :o Elephant Poo Poo Paper

  4. HotForWords re;tweet: PomplamooseMusic on YouTube, they show all instruments played in each vid and they rock! http://bit.ly/c8Y1zR

    :smile: That’s excellent

    :o this is hilarious- Candlemass & Telephone mashup :!:
    Lady Gaga vs. Candlemass vs. Kim & Nikki

  5. HotForWords re;tweet:

    It looks Photoshopped, but this Magic Tap fountain actually has a pipe hidden in the stream of water. So cool!!!! http://twitpic.com/16blyg

    ;-) standing under that..
    cool way to get cool

  6. tonyb says: 246

    I had seen on History International the Joseph Stalin had married a pretty teenage girl when he was president of russia. saw photos of her on TV. But Marina would suit me just fine. I must really hate America you know.

  7. HotForWords re;tweet: Look at this plane! http://twitpic.com/15k7ga

    :lol: da plane! da plane!

    :cool: cool underwater plane :arrow:
    The Amazing Aqua Plane

  8. tonyb says: 244

    IN the Army in1978 I TOOK TWO PUFFS ON A JOINT BUT I DIDN’T INHALE (they found I had a spot on my lungs in an army X-Ray) Did Clinton plagiarize me?? Or just an odd coincidence.

  9. HotForWords retweet: Went shopping today. Do u like my new look? http://twitpic.com/14n3p9

    :smile: you look mauve-oh-la’s

  10. HotForWords re:tweet; Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

    dunno, but sometimes when chores get boring it’s fun to give each other vacuum hickies

    dorky vacuum video

  11. HotForWords re:tweet;
    Just saw the double rainbow!!! So beautiful!

    ooh..

    Marusha – Somewhere over the Rainbow

  12. HotForWords re:tweet; Japanese toilet humor! They are CRAZY! http://bit.ly/9qWz3c

    :|

    The is the ‘Cadillac’ of toilets with spinners, rag top, chrome shifter etc.

    Pimp My Toilet

  13. :o The Who really put on a fantastic halftime show :!:

    lazer lights, fireworks, and great music :!:

    The Who ~ Pinball Wizard

  14. HotForWords re:tweet; The commercials are boring this year! WTF?

    Ya(?) Well, Lady GaGa makes commercials exciting

  15. HotForWords re:tweet; I loved Monster commercial! What was ur favorite commercial so far?

    :lol: KISS Dr. Pepper commercial :!:

    Calling Dr. Love

  16. HotForWords re:tweet; At Grammys amazing show! Don’t miss it guys!!!!
    http://twitpic.com/10smx4

    :smile: I was very happy to see Lady GaGa perform at the Grammys

    Lady GaGa re:tweet; We won big tonight little monsters,I am so proud to make music 4 you.I hope I continue to inspire u the way u inspire me.You’re everything.

    &
    http://i45.tinypic.com/333fk07.jpg

  17. :smile: Caprica premire episode was excellent :!:

    :mrgreen: shout-out to da BambolaBambina

    Alessandra Torresani Talks Tech, and Her Role in Caprica

  18. This commercial is weirdly hilarious :arrow:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-HfXBdzzWo&feature=related

    Maybe that’s George Carlin doing the voice of the talking toaster :arrow:

    this is the funniest commercial tho, it’s like wtf!

    for church’s chicken

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9n9yBd-fLY

  19. tonyb says: 229

    Heard some old hateful witch outside screaming YOU AIN’T GONNA DATE MY DAUGHTER WITHOUT A JOB!!!! This is Toledo a city in failure like the good ship Titanic.

  20. :smile: hotforwords re:tweet; This is so funny! Axe has balls to make this ad! http://bit.ly/8jll9Z

    Hilarious :!:

    :| check out this disturbingly funny commercial remix :arrow:
    toby’s new trick-ed-out remix

  21. Dalek says: 226

    I’m going to say “ In the Rough” do you like it rough?

    Gorby might say it ruff,ruff…LOL

    Nice distraction outfit…

  22. :smile: the dog whisperer can read the minds of animals

    apparently this dog is thinking

    “Please don’t put this video on YouTube!”

  23. hotforwords re:tweet; I am a Cyclop ;-) http://bit.ly/8ENtRa

    it’s cyclops, darling, with cyclopses plural

    Sinbad – Cyclops Scene 1

  24. Dalek says: 222

    Looks like an episode from Hot Sluts that crescent wrench might be good for removing a few nuts or bolts…

  25. ;-) hotforwords re:tweet;

    My dear students show some love to my dear friend @BambolaBambina SHE is the star of the new show “Caprica”!

    awesome show :!:

    sending some love your way

  26. :smile: The Best of Ernie Kovacs

    This video opens with Ernie’s good friend, the late Jack Lemmon, describing Kovacs’ love of music. The main sketch marries medicine with music; specifically, Igor Stravinsky’s “Firebird Suite”…

    Ernie Kovacs on Music with intro by Jack Lemmon / Stravinsky’s “Firebird Suite” / Operating Room

  27. ;-) Happy New Year :!:

    Lady GaGa bringing in the New Year with some baddass Bad Romance remixes

    werx’n it harder! (lol)

  28. :smile: Oh yes, first Dynamo comic w/Wally Wood art, very nice indeed. Al Williamson too. I like those Warlock comics.


    tower comics wally wood gil kane quality old antique comic books from graphic-illusion.com

  29. hotforwords retweet; I’m writing a script for a new word today and I mention Snowcrash. Can you guess the word I am doing?

    :smile: hmmm bitmap, static maybe glossolalia

    Bratislava Hot Serenaders – Tatransky Expres

  30. rmiguel60 says: 211

    You have my vote. I love watching your infrequent visits on Fox. Good luck.

  31. hotforwords retweet; Isn’t it weird how a hamper stores dirty laundry but to hamper prevents the progress of something?

    :o what about the word hamburger how can anyone eat a hamburger without thinking it’s a piggy burger and not a beef patty between those buns!

    lol :arrow: Haunted Fuddruckers in Owasso,Oklahoma

  32. My jersey shore nickname is The Hands Team

    go figure

    :lol:

    :| I gotta try the Tiger Woods Mistress Generator

    again

    BTW: what’s Stevie Ryan up to today(!)

  33. :smile: we need to talk

    paper gangsta is a good song, sure, but lady gaga’s dirty ice cream is her next big hit- for shure :!:

    • leonard says: 208.1

      Tobacco kills 435,000

      Alcohol kills 85,000

      Secondhand smoke from tobacco kills 50,000

      Cocaine kills 3,000

      Heroin kills 1,500

      Aspirin kills 500

      Marijuana kills 0
      And prisons intergrates the fear and greed of [policies]…[LAWyERS]

      can GP come out to play? Marina: says!

      …Get some rest and the play is made… :smile:

  34. tonyb says: 207

    Dear Marina. Dreamt we were looking at the evening sky with all the stars together. And I asked if you would define the word [CHIVALRY] to me. I think it had to do with my former college prep high school calling themselves “knights” and mideaval chivalry but not in actual practice. “whitewashed tombs” christ would have called them.

  35. :razz: yoo hoo, oh word grrl..

    you need full body protection for your touch phone :!:

    screen case protection

    • leonard says: 202.1

      Anthem…lilian garcia…go mommy and dot my eye :lol: …peAce :lol:

      • Dalek says: 202.1.1

        Excerpt:
        Lilian has done voice-overs for such great companies as Coca-Cola, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Ford and McDonalds, has done jingles for Toyota and has utilized her bilingual skills singing jingles in Spanish for J.C.Penney and the drink Squirt. She was also in the Lucille Roberts Health Club television commercial. Her talents go further than her vocal and broadcast skills (which also included a stint at WYYS, Yes 97 as the morning show & afternoon drive-time on-air personality). She is also an accomplished actress performing in the theatre productions of H.M.S. Pinafore, Godspell, The Miracle Worker, Tom Sawyer and Fiddler On The Roof.
        When you add it up, you have a talented, cultured, classy , intelligent, well-educated young lady with a zest for life that keeps her undeniably striving for more!

        Amazing things are happening here

  36. Dalek says: 201

    Look at Gorby with his cute little sweater, is he cold?

  37. Dalek says: 196

    “If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing slowly . . . very slowly.” – Gypsy Rose Lee

    [patience is a virtue]

  38. Dalek says: 195

    “If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.” – G. K. Chesterton

    It’s good to have confidence…

  39. :smile: you can get a designer chair like that in milan

  40. Dalek says: 192

    “Have no fear of perfection- you’ll never reach it.” – Salvador Dali

    “Dalí is immortal and will not die.” What is he?

  41. hotforwords retweet:

    Can you think of anybody (celeb) who is really clingy

    :| Actress who plays Jesse from Saved By The Bell

  42. Good Morning!

    Will you be having brunch at the estate today :?:

    dining quarters

  43. I’m here,

    you needed something (?)

    xoxo

  44. Dalek says: 187

    Brevity is the soul of lingerie.” – Dorothy Parker

    Sexy quotes, like this.

  45. Dalek says: 185

    “I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.”
    -Rodney Dangerfield
    Excellent…

  46. Dalek says: 184

    A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.” – Dorothy L. Sayers

    If he can say as you can
    Guinness is good for you
    How grand to be a Toucan
    Just think what Toucan do
    - Dorothy L. Sayers

    Cheers…

  47. Dalek says: 183

    “Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.” – Rudyard Kipling 1865-1936

    “if”

    thats a big safety pin…

  48. stevie ryan

    lady gaga’s outfit (spotted owl???) makes bjork’s swan disaster costume look like a curled up puppy stuffed in between two wet hamburger buns

  49. stevie ryan

    i make my bed everyday then i think about peeps in japan who live in those pod things where everything is cramped with a cot and maybe a square yard to place a magazine and then i feel guilty for not making my bed neater and so i usually wind up remaking my bed again

  50. if you keep drinking that neuro drink stuff you’re going to glow in the dark. aliens luv that stuff. their thin bodies absorb the phospherence and then dance in the dark (neon glow) i better crack open a beer. i can’t sleep in this nerfarious condition.

    • leonard says: 180.1

      Coke Machine Trick Attempt…[nuero]…can of [stimulation] without-lotions :lol: often links algolagnia to aggression, or hypersexuality, or other control psychoses.

      More recently, modern researchers using MRI and computer models of neuron firing patterns show that most algolagniacs experience pain differently from others. Algolagniacs may have DNA errors such as SCN9A, causing inaccurate …from here :lol:
      Quote”A poem is never finished, only abandoned.” – Paul Valery 1871-1945

  51. :| sick(?) what are you getting sick of(?) i think my alergies are acting up

  52. food server dinner fantasy simulation vehicle (proto-h.r.giger)
    experimental test image

  53. thegorn says: 173

    Pasta, for me. she looks tripped out to me.

  54. :| i scrub the soles of my feet with a rough stone until they’re raw. nah, i got scrub brushes tho & body wash, etc.

    my sis has a stone to scrub her feet with and a phalafa pad, you probably know what that is

  55. Retwitting hotforwords from TweetDeck
    @Wingborn that’s annoying. I wonder what their justification is!

    :roll: John Cleese – How to Irritate People – Airplane Sketch
    note: word gobbledygook is used in sketch

    :lol:

  56. :smile: listening to Franz Liszt Consolation no. 3 D flat major. while watching images from a YT video playing music track separate from vid’s

  57. tonyb says: 167

    When I used to take exercise walks late at night, I felt the earth tremble ever so slightly under my feet. and later that nightI discovered ol’ Toledo did suffer some earth tremors.

  58. ;-) not exactly sure what twitscope is but it looks cool to me

  59. @lisa nova

    chris brown, rhianna incident is still in the news. domesticated abuse. there was a rumor going around that megan fox slapped an ex lover around with her thumbs. however i doubt there’s any evidence to support this rumor

  60. @razceslup

    “Vintage 2008 got off to a rough start, but when all was said and done, most California winemakers were pretty happy. You couldn’t ask for better conditions at the end of the growing season”

  61. :grin: autograph it- dare you :!: someone will be pleasantly surprised

  62. @hotforwords@ijustine@hotforwords(?)

    it’s like clash of the twitter brains ~ both of youze is twitterific :!:

    ok, so maybe i’m compliment phishing for a free twitter cap.

  63. @shanedawson

    i hear ya. breakfast in the breakfast room. that’s the whole purpose of having a breakfast room. here’s what i had for breakfast had my breakfast in the breakfast room of course.

  64. :smile: marina having fun with new camera stand pix

  65. @lisa nova

    two thumbs up for that

    :lol:

    technomyth: that’s what happens when you play sony playstation too much

  66. @stevie ryan

    just because my feet are swollen doesn’t mean i’m a dungeon bat either.

  67. :grin: i wanted an idea of you with dark hair
    cool with dirty blonde as a natural hair color also *heh*

  68. oh yeah, fun keeping tweeter tabs on the adventures of stevie ryan going to the drive-in. halloween 2 and district 9, hmmm. i actually saw rob zombie’s remake of halloween at the drive-in with sis and we ate 2 mauch candy. baby ruth bars and peppermint patties.

  69. :| pretty sure you can get the spray on tan look by drinking a gallon of carrot juice a day. not that i’d recommend drinking an entire gallon of carrot juice every day.

  70. :smile: “come fly with me” i think you were planning to be a stewardess :idea:

  71. :smile: this world has bestowed all it’s wonderous blessings upon me and for that iam eternally grateful. camera shy, perhaps, yet photographs taken thus become strange charms, miraculous items worthy of treasure. here iam excercising my free will

  72. :smile: Kisok’s face expression looks like my siamese cat named Mac’s but Mac’s fur is lighter.

  73. :mrgreen: the kind of potent art that successful japanese business men pay good money for my art

  74. :| if you hate yogurt have some ice cream instead. yogurt is weird.. wtf is it :!: you should do the word origin of yogurt.

  75. @stevie ryan

    :smile: what do you have in there {closet stuff} perhaps we can do a trade. do you like to read(?) LOL

    not that i have a bookcase in my closet, well, i used to. thank goodness that’s all in past now.

  76. :mrgreen: let’s see, now that i’ve finished up my 9am r. i will be technotwitting promo thro the proverbial womb of an entirely new phenomenon, tweet art, gp as twitter artist i do commisioned art for billionaire boys club glossamere projects for specialty archive houses which includes film restoration and preservation of historical documents

  77. @stevie ryan
    :o omg, drive-in movies..
    i’m sure you will enjoy the double feature ~ please keep us posted

  78. :grin: song kicks in after 1:05 party like it’s 9/9/9

  79. :grin: bullshitlandia, wtf! maybe that’s like putting highlander after everything you say, like when speaking to someone. “you got that right bullshitlandia”festivities are about to begin and these tights are cutting into my groin area” “aye, bullshitlandia, 50% rayon.”

  80. :smile: big love smile for teacher
    omg, luv those twitpics, wowie, nice tweet

  81. :| gorbs is chillaxin it in that wedding dress material(?) sorta got a shroud of turin thing going on there. dim the lights down and you can have a seance and have gorby lift his cheesecloth wrapped paw (spirit plasma effect) play some scary music (lol)

    m.j. w/children

  82. :| i want to comment over at the hotforwords forums on this but i’d rather chillaxin some on that unless i’m confident i won’t go and pull a gaffe. i’m sure you understand.

  83. :smile: mixed two tablespoons of ovaltine in my coffee and added some cream ~ product management

  84. :smile: that’s a mailroom i see photographs on the wall of famous rock stars and celebrities

  85. :| sly talk for: you sit enjoying yourself in the comforts of a big movie theater while beta fishes remain cramped in tiny fish bowls fearful of manuevering around aquarium castles.

  86. :o lol@Retwitting magicwalter from Seesmic
    @hotforwords Yes, the guy dies in the end of the movie! :!:

    :sad: wtf, no ****spoiler alert****

    • leonard says: 125.1

      horse flys can bug me and ride my lemur monkey like pole-cat :cool: and then she said to dance naked with aunts\6/ that worked with the hard-on from the street-beats^8^ to write stories about the sports medical business :oops: is good for the fake workers :cry: that fooled you into being {sick :roll: ly} in love with dieing too :lol: THE dEAd AIr filled reeds to be ReaD :razz: :oops: :razz:

  87. :smile: sis will be coming over to visit me soon

  88. with an interest of in incorporating hyper text writing into erotica technique & photography, faux theater of grotesque (dreams & nightmares); georges bataille as the batting of eyelids thick with heavily applied mascara.. clattering of the horse drawn carriage visions of wild scenery, mad greeks *lol*

  89. :| i’ve become fascinated with literature odure

  90. :lol: lol@hotforwords lol@notifyneal

    so, what are we talking about here(?) want to list some titles(?)

    i’m ready to fess up

  91. :cool: won’t give it away but people really should listen to the lyrics when it comes to bowie what’s going on in this day and age and such

  92. :| salmon eggs with chicken egg toppings and mushrooms on a slice of pizza. yum yum. i’m surprised you didn’t plop some ketchup on that. oh wait, that’s sausage, it’s like a breggfast mc muffin.

  93. :lol: I’m already writing a letter to Penthouse forums where RiceBunny adopts me for a weekend. “My tail wiggled rapidly to and fro as RiceBunny laid down the newspaper on the cool kitchen linoleum floor”…

  94. :lol: ah, finished…

    dinner, and puppy prints too
    stella gangstar
    yahtzee

  95. :grin: cool. i should watch more stevie.ryan & v.p. ~ good advice! gee, if’fiddle help keep me from making a dork outta of myself i will.

  96. :| yo, yahtzee. is there some dog convention going on that i don’t know about(?)

  97. :razz: awie, stella gangsta! whuttsauppp pup!

  98. leonard says: 108

    Is a HOT word an [ARMY] of families?… :grin: :twisted: :razz: Greek armies were citizen armies and were in the field for comparably short periods of time, after which they went home. They had their pride and saw no reason why they should be treated on the battlefield differently from the way they were treated in civilian life. This was true of mercenary armies too. For example, the Greek general Xenophon has left an account of his (failed) attempt to support the Persian king Cyrus in- Babylon in 401 Bc, and of his subsequent famous march home through Iraq and eastern Turkey to the Black Sea (the Anabasis). During that time there were mutinies, betrayals, desertions and disobedience – but they got there in the end.”

    Peter Jones. “Ancient and modern,” The Spectator (March 18, 2000).

    “Death’s long anabasis.”

    Allen Tate (1899-1979) U.S. poet, critic. ‘The Anabasis.’…. A Vehicle for Soft Porn, August 31, 2009
    By Katherine the Great

    I was anxious to pre-order and download this book on my Kindle. I certainly wasn’t expecting, and didn’t need, the photos, which are nothing if not soft porn. I guess that’s the ticket to selling anything.
    The research is fairly well done, the etymologies of the words chosen for analysis are already pretty commonly known to word buffs, but the writing is TOO flip to be interesting.
    All-in-all, this book was a huge disappointment from someone who loves and respects the evolution of language. [flip] :???:

  99. :lol: say, for $20 maybe the venue cooler will look the other way and let you sneak gorby in

  100. :smile: concert is only $15 :!: you sure look ready to have a fun time to me.

  101. I’m busy designing the very worst fake stick on tattoos for kids so they will never get inked until they’re over 21 years of age

  102. yeah, 2 bil years from now i will be like placing a beer can on some poor pathetic fossil who never made the grade and i’ll be watching zsa zsa gabor on the shopping channel selling diamond earings the size of bowling balls;) “darlinks”

  103. :???: i’m so scared that big bad andromeda is gunna come and eat us all up. sheesh, that’s where the sex action is at, let’s suit up!

  104. :grin: “hello” watched your doodle video fun

  105. :smile: that’s some good macbook pro skin. the screen side probably looks similar to the cover shell design

  106. :cool: let’s play good cop bad cop – choose

  107. thegorn says: 99

    congratulations hotforwords #1

  108. ;-) you got me. placing my hands behind my back. i won’t try and think about what comes next

  109. ;-) whuntzbeanups jung pups…bimboi cheek’it, dayum, gangsta lap, wicked shint :!: howse of kardz :idea: ohlawds

  110. tonyb says: 94

    My mom took me out to Point Place one sunday morning to take some scenic photos. And as we drove down the road at Shoreland, I thought I saw a demon like my former wife who snapped at me that her and Isabel and some evil old women in our old apartment building were preventing me from having sex with her so that I would do good in college. By now I wish my former wife dead. she was a cruel hateful bitch at times. Being out of work in a Depression does not make one a faggot. She was a bit like Slim Pickens the actor. Came from a family of dumb arrogant hicks. But they were sly,

    • tonyb says: 94.1

      I did get a job part time at the CIA run Escast=Electonocast at 101 Park Road in Waterville, Ohio from 1982-1983 so I could not have been that bad of a man. Catholics love to use guilt on people as a fomer priest once told me at work before he tired to abuse me with psychology. and of course I walked off the job.

      • leonard says: 94.1.1

        Love the sinner and hate the sin. (Cum dilectione hominum et odio vitiorum.) — St. Augustine of Hippo :lol:

        Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s; and to God the things that are God’s. — Jesus Christ, Matt. 22:21 KJV

  111. tonyb says: 93

    I think I am the victim of religious cruelty in Toledo, Ohio. Or that the CIA hides behind the american church. I am consdiered to be an expert in the Bible by Amazon when someone there invited me to start a dscussion thread. I had dto agree with the Iranian man in SYRIANA who said CHRISTIAN THEOLOGY IS A FAILURE IN AMERICA!! I am and INDIE Chrstiian.

    • tonyb says: 93.1

      Maybe the two reverands Tony P Scott and Dr. Julian Davies are evidence that Christian theology has failed America. I began a study of 1 Corinthains two years ago and I sensed two evil spirits like Julian Davies and Tony P Scott angrily snapping at me like two vicious dogs. Chem doctors oufght to stay in the lab where they belong!!!

  112. tonyb says: 92

    Of course, I know that Marina has nothing to do with my Methodist chemistry enemy Dr. Julian Davies at Epworth United Methodist in the wealthy Ottawa Hills suburb of Toledo. It was just a photo his website had of his youth ministry with the wild obnoxious kids.

  113. :| phishing and not fissures sometimes words can be misconstrued :!:

  114. speed is cool. you’re doing house chores in that vid. outside vids like when you talk about charlie parker music(?) gotta remember which vid that was, it’s like you were relaxing porchside and that was nice.

  115. :smile: i like the videos where you’re in the kitchen. vids where you’re laying on the floor are good too, and on your bed, & on the stairs are good also. any laundry room vids in the making(?)

  116. :grin: going back 300 hotforwords videos or so ago…

    ;-) lot’s of old school favs

  117. :smile: yes, innocent and pure as the driven snow. if i remember correctly that is your favorite word besides superfragilisticexpialidocious.

  118. :| yeah, right. i like my anal exclusively serialized like in season episodes of csi on dvd. tight package (lol)

  119. :o water! get it(?) a pun

    don’t cry fire! inside a theater

    what if you yell out water instead!

    where would that be considered “inappropriate”

    less than a minute to go…

    a place where they make gunpowder

    • I’m gunna figure me out some bimboi phrases…

      whenssssuppp chipper hoi!
      yoat! me glossi! howzat hangun pard? sayz, wut tyme u guts. ’bout quarter to mickey’s left naut ‘ere. sum chulumpa stol my emnen burnt empty3diskit!

      bpimp’n'it

      wtf’s width yore baggets toady
      oh, sems not baggets
      whuzit den?
      paradonklets, my’ze fresh goil likets looser nappies hawn’me